I grew up watching the Muppets. Like many people over the last 40 years, I first learned the alphabet and that angry green creatures live in trashcans from them. As a child, at 6 PM I was going to watch The Muppet Show. Good luck trying to get me to take a bath or eat my dinner if Kermit and the gang were on. I even liked Jim Henson's weird fantasy stuff in the 80's like The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth starring David Bowie's package. When Henson died in 1990, I cried like a relative had passed. I saw his funeral on TV. When Big Bird sang It's Not Easy Being Green, I...Excuse me...I have something in my eye...can't type properly...OK. I'm alright now. Anyway, as an adult I look back on Henson's legacy with fond memories. Except for the items on this list, which keep me up at night. Here are 5 terrifying things about The Muppets.