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‘Hobbit’ Inspires Littlest Big Showdown in the World, Round One: Lollipop Guild vs. The Seven Dwarfs

It's been almost nine years since my last journey to Middle Earth. Full disclosure: I only went there hoping to catch Arwen on the rebound after Aragorn gave her the old heave ho and all I got to show for it was a broken heart and a case of Elven crabs. But it looks like the winds of fantasy are pushing my ship there once again on December 14th when The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, the first installment in Peter Jackson's Hobbit trilogy hits theaters.

As I await the onslaught of every annoying comedian I know doing Gollum impressions, I pay tribute to those timid adventurers of lilliputian dimensions, the Hobbits, with a round robin-style showdown where we pit fantasy's most badass dwarfs and midgets against one another to see which creatures are truly strong enough to face off against Bilbo and Co. in the final round.

Today's first round sees a face-off between those scruffy and saccharine slaughters from Munchkinland, the Lollipop Guild, against the holy septemvirate, the miners of might...The Seven Dwarfs. Let's see who will live to survive to next week's fight. Read More » »

It’s J.R.R. Tolkien Week! Celebrate with Seven New Images from ‘The Hobbit’

If you're well-versed in the world of Tolkien, then you'll know that it's J.R.R. Tolkien Week this week. This Friday marks the 75th anniversary of the publication of The Hobbit, which is the book that started it all. There's also a double-birthday celebration in order for Saturday because September 22nd is also the birthday of both Frodo and Bilbo Baggins.

With all these milestones and special dates lined up, you can expect Percy Jackson and his crew to release a slew of special content from The Hobbit--starting off with seven new images from the movie.

There's also a new trailer slated for release on September 19th (which is tomorrow.) Of course, we'll have that for you here when it hits. Until then, enjoy these new images and celebrate with the rest of the world for the marvels that J.R.R. Tolkien's words have brought us!

Caption This: New Images from ‘The Hobbit’ Plus an Official Tie-in App

We've got a good three months before The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey hits theaters, but Warner Brothers is already stepping up on the PR with the release of a tie-in app for the movie called Hobbit Movies. It's not a very creative name but the contents of the app more than make up for it.

Inside, you'll find an awesome interactive map of Middle-Earth, breathtaking 360-views of various locations and settings featured in the movie, and exclusive access to Peter Jackson's production journals.

You can also access animated lenticular character portraits as well as a buttload of character images and production stills in the app, although we've got them for you right here if you don't have an iPhone or iPad (or are too lazy to get the app yourself.) Enjoy!

PS. You can get the Hobbit Movies app right here.

The Hobbit : Who’s Returning And What Will They Be Up To?

We're going to be making three trips back to Middle-earth over the coming years for the tale of The Hobbit, with Peter Jackson planning a trilogy of movies adapted from JRR Tolkien's infamous book.

Fans are divided over whether this is purely a cinematic decision which will allow fans of the Lord of the Rings series an opportunity to venture into this world for an extended period of time. Or whether it's just a way of squeezing out a few extra pennies from our pockets. I'd imagine it's a little of both. But mainly the latter. Read More » »

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