The Great Gatsby

Zhang Yuqi Cleavetastic at Cannes for Global Boobtastic Awareness

The Cannes Film Festival is about many things. Okay, well, mostly lots of highfalutin movies you and I will never care to see even on a really slow entertainment day. But also hot women showing off their finest.

And not just Western actresses and models either. The ladies of the Far East and Asian film industry come out to Cannes, including Zhang Yuqi, a Hong Kong based actress who lit up the red carpet for The Great Gatsby with an epically oriental view of her Eastern guns. Quite a sight indeed.

And a faptastic reminder that hotness resides in every single corner of this globe, you just have to go looking for it. Or wait til it finds you. Or do a combination of both. Or just come here everyday, that would be the easiest. Enjoy.

Cindy Crawford Brings Out the Veteran Cleavetastic for Gatsby in Cannes

I love a good surprise. I mean, I hate surprise parties, those are truly wretched affairs. But a good surprise in the form of a veteran hottie showing up unexpectedly strong at a public event, I do so love that, Like Cindy Crawford at The Great Gatsby premiere in Cannes. Now, I have no intention of seeing The Great Gatsby or ever visiting Cannes again until they apologize for my errant arrest some years ago on charges of Strange Loitering. But I would travel most anywhere else to see Cindy flash her motherly cleavetastic as she did on the red carpet for the film premiere.

Cindy Crawford was once in the hallowed halls of the top of the line sextastic. That kind of power and acknowledgement doesn’t simply fade with time, it eases gently into a horny goodnight. And with Cindy, the night is still very young. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez, Isla Fisher, and Other Hotties at the Movies This Weekend

Okay, so they won’t be exactly nekkid, but if you’re going to the movies this weekend, you will most definitely still have an assortment of celebrity sextastic to see onscreen, including Selena Gomez in Aftershock, Isla Fisher in Gatsby, and Kerry Washington in Yet Another Tyler Perry Movie.

It’s all good. And air-conditioned. Look for me in the back row. But two seat separation please. In the least. Enjoy.

Oliva Culpo’s See Through Dress Helps The Great Gatsby Get Greater

Wow, here she comes, Miss America, or, rather, Miss USA and Miss Universe, Oliva Culpo, jazzing up The Great Gatsby screening in New York by wearing a see-through dress top without any bra on beneath. And she pulls it off with flapper like aplomb, if I may say so.

We’ve not seen much of Olivia since her early splash after being named Miss Universe, but now we get to see a whole lot of her. I guess it was worth the wait. I certainly would have voted for her. Or, at least, called her back to my judicial chambers for a private time chance for her to explain precisely why she deserved to be crowned. I’m fair like that. Enjoy.

P.S I had to share Alyssa Miller looking all kinds of sideboob hot as well at the screening. Because, well, you know why.