Big boob alert: If you’re uneasy about seeing a pair of H-cup boobs trying to suffocate an outlandish dictator, then move on to Egotastic’s homepage here. You have been warned.
You probably never thought you’d see that day come when you’d take a look at a woman’s jugs and say, “Now that’s too big.” After all, the bigger the better, right? But that day has come, in the form of Susan Sykes aka Busty Heart’s larger-than-life jugs that are just busting out of her Republic of Wadiya-issued military uniform.
Sacha Baron Cohen’s The Dictator was all sorts of crazy and inappropriate–just as he intended it to be. In the movie, we see Wadiya’s supreme leader fap for the first time and deliver someone’s baby, only to throw it out (or at least he tries to) when he discovers that it’s female.
Aside from that, we also see the dictator’s life threatened by a pair of the biggest boobs that the world has ever seen–oh wait, we didn’t actually see this scene yet, because it didn’t make the final cut. But the clip is now online and just waiting for you to view it in the player above. Check it out to see one more way assassinations can be carried out. This time around, it just happens to be death by boobs.
Sacha Baron Cohen has become one of the most popular comedians in the world with his brand of mockumentary ridicule to unsuspecting souls. Some find it cruel others find it hilarious, it’s probably somewhere in the middle. But it seems like SBC is setting his sights on a new target in the form of James Bond as he teams up with the boringly named Phil Johnston who wrote the 2011 comedy Cedar Rapids.
Apparently their tale will revolve around a secret agent who is forced to go on the run with his football hooligan brother but it isn’t the first time that 007 has been pastiched before, with Hollywood often spoofing the English spy.
Here’s a list of cinematic homages to the world’s deadliest spy.
Sacha Baron Cohen’s new movie The Dictator opened this weekend to rave reviews. Unlike his last film, Bruno, this one isn’t a giant turd sandwich. Cohen plays Admiral General Aladeen, the dictator of the fake Middle Eastern nation of Wadiya. The guy is a bit of a despot and mass murderer. The guy is a total psychopath, but at least you can relax in the knowledge that he isn’t real. Alas, General Aladeen is a loving humanitarian compared to these real-life dictators. We all know that Hitler and Mussolini were brutal nutjobs, but unfortunately there are many others. Here are 5 dictators crazier than Cohen’s Dictator.
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I have to hand it to Sacha Baron Cohen, he’s a flipping promotional genius. His various publicity stunts promoting The Dictator, coming out today in theaters have been borderline nuts, but very funny, not the least of which including dumping Kim Jong Il’s ashes on a very perturbed Ryan Seacrest at the Oscars.
But today’s stunt takes the cake.
Knowing that all peeping paparazzi lenses are in Cannes this week for the annual film festival, and telescopically patrolling the high-end yachts parked off shore, ‘The Dictator’ staged a scene with uber-hottie Elisabetta Canalis decked out in a hot bikini on her sweet body, but apparently not finding the Dictator to be manly enough for her tastes and mocking his little dictator. At which point The Dictator kills her, wraps her in a bag, and throws her overboard, all while the cameras are snapping from the shoreline and nearby boats.
Now that is funny. Enjoy.
DOWNLOAD THE FREE ‘DICTATOR’ APP
The Dictator doesn’t hit theaters until a few more weeks, so the folks behind the movie cooked up this free app for iOS that lets players get a taste of what it’s like to be General Aladeen.
Aladeen is the Wadiyan dictator that Sacha Baron Cohen portrays on the big screen. Players take on the role of the General as they compete in four of his events: running, boxing, swimming, and fencing.
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Sacha Baron Cohen returns as the eccentric, egotistical leader of Wadya in The Dictator. He’s already managed to generate a lot of buzz for the movie, especially when he spilled the ashes of fellow dictator Kim Jong Il on Ryan Seacrest on the Oscars Red Carpet (if you missed it, watch it here.)
The official trailer for the comedy was unveiled sometime last March (check it out here), which was followed by the release of the first clip which featured some monkey talk between Cohen and Anna Faris (watch the clip here.)
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What do you get when you put Sacha Baron Cohen in a military uniform? The Dictator. In the movie, Cohen plays a heroic dictator who risks his life to make sure that democracy never comes to the country he so lovingly oppresses.
You gotta give it to Cohen to think up some of Hollywood’s funniest, most ludicrous plots for his movies.
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