I’m not sure if we’re seeing padding, or just one of the better Wooty’s in Hollywood, but AnnaSophia Robb continued to flash a round and curvy dumper that has been quite the unexpectedly pleasant surprise at the season two premiere party for The Carrie Diaries. I didn’t even realize season one was over, or had started, but apparently this is so.
I do know that I’d like to use my two hands, possibly my feet, and definitely a feather held between my teeth to scientifically inspect the authenticity of AnnaSophia’s bottomside. I’m either going to be disappointed or amazed, either way, it’s really all about the journey. Enjoy.
The more I try to stay away from keeping a watchful eye on The Carrie Diaries, the more I find myself obsessed with the female casting, specifically, the tight booties of the ladies of the show, including today a lovely spotting of Lindsey Gort in a tight leopard skin skirt on the set. I mean, I’m not the type of man to stare at a woman’s bum and make cat calls, but I am the type of man to stare at a woman’s bum and yell out, ‘Bless you, Mother Mary!’. I have a hard time withholding my passions.
And just look at the beautiful bottom side on the underrated Lindsey Gort. I know this show is not meant for my demographic, and so long as I have Willy and The Bobos dangling between my legs (yes, I gave them a Country Western name) I will not be watching this show, but that arse. Damn. Enjoy.
Just when I thought I may never hear the name Carrie Diaries again, well, I’m looking at a long haul relationship here if AnnaSophia Robb keeps wearing booty hugging outfits on the set of the show. I may find the subject matter of the content not the least bit interesting, but I’m highly interested in the divine keester of this cute blonde minx.
I think this is what you call a conundrum, or some other S.A.T. word that describes being angry at yourself for having a woodie. Enjoy.
So long as anything finds a way to dangle between thine stems, I will not be watching the Sex in the City spinoff, The Carrie Diaries. But that doesn’t mean I can’t engage in a completely non-reciprocatd lust affair with blonde minxy AnnaSophia Robb who plays the lead character in the TV show.
More specifically, with the sweet booty on AnnaSophia, visible beneath her (I’m sure designer and very expensive) body hugging dress on the set of the show. To reiterate, will not watch The Carrie Diaries, will stare endlessly and for hours at AnnaSophia’s bum. I’m pretty sure I’m sticking to that plan. Enjoy.
Carrie Diaries is the spinoff or prequel or something or other to the Sex in the City series that tricked an entire generation of women into believing women can be true friends. There’s little chance I will ever watch this show, at least not until I stop needing a protective cup in my adult softball league. But like so many of these shows by and for the ladies, there are inevitably delicious sights of young lady thespianics to be had. In the case of The Carrie Diaries, that would be AnnaSophia Robb, snapped on set of the show getting handsy and goofy with co-star Lindsey Gort.
Now, anytime anywhere girls start grabbing each other’s booty and climbing all over each other, our little bat signal deploys and we’re on the job. I don’t care if it’s an angry feminist protest or a silly TV designed to sell clothes and makeup. It’s our duty to show you that booty. We are on the front lines showing you the behinds. That’s all I got. Enjoy.