Thanks for Sharing

‘Thanks for Sharing’ Threatens to Undermine Everything We Hold Dear (VIDEO)

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So, we don’t want to alarm you, but there’s a movie coming out this fall that threatens to tear apart the very fabric of everything we care about. That’s right, the Gwyneth Paltrow vehicle, Thanks for Sharing, seeks to glorify the repression of sexual thoughts. Horrifying, we know.

Right off the bat, Thanks for Sharing‘s trailer contends that ‘abnormal’ people think about sex 15 times an hour…on the high side, not the low side. Shit, if that was true, there’d be no Egotastic. None.

Then it shows that movie is about a couple of relatively normal dudes (including Hulkamaniac Mark Ruffalo) and one lady (played by Pink) who just want to have sex all the time. In the film’s horrifying dystopian future, thinking about sex constantly and wanting to have sex constantly is some kind of disease, unlike our world where such impulses are pretty normal for all living creatures. Man, sci fi is just getting weirder and weirder.

We were ready to analyze and pick apart the nuances of everything said and all that, but we were too distracted by Paltrow’s striptease. You understand.

Gwyneth Paltrow Booty Cheeks A Sign of a Good Week to Come

Okay, so maybe despite all the new age dieting and yoga-sizing and general social benevolence, the Gwyneth Paltrow body is not what it used to be in the days the actress had no problems taking it all off for the cameras. But… it’s still all there, as can be seen in these caps from the film Thanks for Sharing, which I think was made a good long time ago. But is finally getting released in the U.S. this fall, meaning, they’re promoting this scene with Gwyneth in black lingerie to get you excited to see the film.

The movie itself is a chronicle of three different sex addicts, though I’m pretty sure Gwyneth is not one of them. I’m talking about in the movie. And I suppose real life, but she does have an empire to run. Still, I’m considering the appearance of Gwyneth in lingerie, blemishes and all, to be the harbinger of a very solid week to come. This week’s glass is most definitely half full. Enjoy.