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Thank God It’s Funbags! Britty Hottie Sammi Jo Sudsy Goodness To Kickstart Your Weekend

By Bill Swift | November 16, 2012 @ 12:54 pm

OMFG. Everything is right about this faptastic TGIF pictorial from Britty glamour model Sammi Jo, a brunette bad-arse (as in, how badly do you want that arse?) who decided it was time to get into the bubble bath with hardly any clothes on, and then begin to remove her wet sheer whites. It's truly a glimpse into the only fun thing about bathtubs once you're past the age for rubber duckies.

This has truly been one helluva week around these parts, and I'm not sure about your parts, but we could all use a little brew, a little football, and a whole lot of love from girls like Sammi Jo with a killer look, a sweet sweet body, and a bunside that I'd like to fry my personal eggs on.

Thank God It's Funbags! Enjoy your weekend.

(All Sammi Jo lusters proceed to her official media site for extended visual devotion and contact.)

Thank God It’s Funbags! Sabine Jemeljanova Bendy Stretchy Full-Top Frontal Goodness

By Bill Swift | November 2, 2012 @ 12:22 pm

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Sabine Jemeljanova Topless Photoshoot in FRONT UK Issue 175 2012

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Oh, blessed be the best day of the week, the only day of the week that begins with an 'F' for funbags, the day we launch ourselves headlong into a couple days vacation from all the office chatter of work and politics and heavy-flow tampons (yes, Sylvia in accounting, I'm talking to you, how about you use the office whisper voice when talking lady products going forward?)

Now, we rejoice in all things beautiful and bouncy and hot and worth living for, like the faptastic funbags of Sabine Jemeljanova, highlighted so bendy and stretchy perfect in Front magazine. To say we'd sell all vital organs above the waist just to spend ten minutes alone with Sabine topless in her flat, well, that goes without saying. But, for today, TGIF, we need not sell anything for our sneaky peek at her blessed peaks. Enjoy.

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Thank God It’s Funbags: Mellisa Clarke Is Au Natural On the Patio For Topless Treats

By Bill Swift | October 26, 2012 @ 1:28 pm

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Mellisa Clarke Strips Down in Topless Photoshoot

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The peak of the week deserves a solid peek at some peaks, that might just be the new unnecessarily complicated motto for Thank God It's Funbags our final salute of the week to all things motorboat-able.

In this week's weekend sendoff ala chest puppies, we celebrate the natural and alt stylings of Mellisa Clarke, a skinny brunette glamour model who caught our eye big time a year or two ago, but is rarely now in the public eye, though she seems to be returning with some wonderfully untouched candid pictorials hot enough to make you disregard that 'untouched' part.

It's Friday, it's time to let loose, shake your caboose, and get with a girl who will, you know, something that rhymes with loose and caboose. Enjoy.

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Mariana Almeida Topless for Brazilian Award Winning Hotness

By Bill Swift | October 19, 2012 @ 12:26 pm

Editor's note: some or all of the media previously associated with this post has been removed at the request of Ms. Almeida, who is hot enough to request thusly.

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Oh, holy mother of days, it's Friday. Time to pack your bags and steal as many office supplies as possible whilst heading into the 48 hour stage of freedom known as the weekend.

And, yes, you see funbags seven days a week, but on Fridays, you get closer to imagining those soft rolls of Mother Nature delights within your actual grasp and or mandibles. And what better way to celebrate the ta-ta-delights than with a truly beautiful black and white photoset of the stunning Brazilian model Mariana Almeida, one truly fine specimen of womanhood.

And if you're looking to see Mariana during her day job, also check out her latest hot lingerie photoshoot. Not too shabby. Enjoy.

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Jodie Gasson Double-Barreled Silky Topless Goodnes

By Bill Swift | October 12, 2012 @ 1:33 pm

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Jodie Gasson Topless in Silk Lingerie for Photoshoot

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oh, blessed end of the week. Friday. The blessed refractory period of the week before recharging the internal juices for some serious brew, sports, and debauchery over the coming next forty-eight hours, before sauntering sadly back into work or school come Monday morning (but, don't worry, we'll be there too with more skin-filled goodness).

Well thank fucking god it's Friday. And to celebrate this joyous occasion we turn to joy-inducing funbags. The kind of gorgeous globes that just make you smile, as a precursor to drooling, opening wide, and barely audibly uttering 'come to daddy' as you imagine the righteously hot Jodie Gasson stripping out of her silky little lingerie right in front of you. I mean, so close, you can smell her body perfume, take in the scent of her shampoo, and recognize the aroma of being a future daddy. Yep, thats close. And that good. TGIF!

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Lacey Banghard Takes Off Her Swimsuit to Celebrate the Neverending L.A. Summer

By Bill Swift | September 28, 2012 @ 12:17 pm

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Lacey Banghard Strips Off Her Red Bikini on the Beach

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While the rest of the Northern Hemisphere might be experiencing autumnal cooling, here at Egotastic! HQ in Hollywood, the weather forecasters, a.k.a. the super chested tight sweater wearing ladies who are sleeping with the station managers, have predicted record high temps in the triple digits for the local climate into October.

While that sucks for the virtual slave labor here at Ego who can't afford to pay for air-conditioning, it benefits the rest of us who get an extended hot weather incentive for more and more sextastic celebrities to take off more and more of their clothing to beat the heat. On this Friday, we're celebrating such solar powered prurience by way of the bodacious bodied Lacey Banghard, the former Page 3 Idol winner who is so hot in her swimsuit, even at the beach, she just has to take it off to reveal her summer-into-falling melons. And they are glorious! Enjoy.

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Lucy Collett Topless for the Naughties of Office Looks

By Bill Swift | September 14, 2012 @ 1:25 pm

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Lucy Collett Topless Office Secretary Photoshoot

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It's been one hell of a week, one hell of a week for British funbags in particular, from the regal heights, to the blessedly bubbly commoner chest puppies, we view them all with equal ogling pleasure.

To send us off this week from office detail into the land of weekend bliss, let's keep it in English context with Lucy Collett, our belusted ginger with a naughty office striptease complete with the absolute-must of workplace black glasses, taking all of it off to reveal her fabulously plump pair of delights. Here are British boobs that can not spark outrage, only blind lust and a bit of drooling. Another way it ought to be. Enjoy.