Sophie Reade certainly seems like a fun girl. I can’t claim to know her as well as some of her peers, but she and her bodacious racktastic certainly strike me as somebody who’d make my top ten list of ladies I’d love to have in my hot tub. If I had a hot tub. Or ladies.
Featured in Zoo magazine, Sophie shows why she’s perfectly suited to the simple sextastic photoshoots owned by girls with winning smiles and even more winning bodies. On Fridays, we like to round out our week of fine female forms, with the memorable curves of some of the finest, funnest, and most raptastic ladies on the planet. If you’re not dreaming of Sophie Reade tonight, you’re not dreaming properly. Thank God It’s Funbags!
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At last, our time has come, the champagne bottles re-filled with jug wine have been opened here at the Egotastic! penthouse basement offices as we prepare to celebrate the end of another work week. A friend of mine once told me that people who celebrate the end of their work week necessarily don’t like their jobs. I countered him by saying, just because I lust hard for Miranda Kerr doesn’t mean I have any less naughty feelings for Candice Swanepoel. I want them both in equal and quite improper measure.
Here to help us celebrate our Friday, an Argentinean princess of her own naughty proportions. Annalisa Santi, quite popular down Argentina way, and my way of saying that I will root for whichever remaining World Cup nation’s girls offer to show the most skin with a victory. I’m a sports whore. I can be bought. Annalisa could get me to root for Argentina, just by doing more of what she does here in Playboy Argentina. Hot body, wicked posing, and a whole lot of sweet yams. Thank God It’s Funbags!
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It was a fun week for me being in New York, the city that never sleeps, which me be related to the number of incredibly hot women walking around and that constant smell of muggy sanitation needing to be removed. But I love visiting each and every state in this great land and every nation on this spinning orb I can, all of them filled with so many beautiful women that I want to weep. Or clone myself. Well, a richer and more suave self to secure more of those fairer sex delights.
As always, we start to close up shop for the weekend with a look at some of the finest funbags on the planet, girls who’s all over sextastic makes us feel like much better men than we are, and very much in need of a cold shower. Hot blonde sweethearts like Jenni Gregg never cease to inspire me to want to be a better man. Or at least one who can click that right arrow button even faster on my keyboard. She really is a Czech stunner. Jenni, may you and all your ridiculously hot sisters around the world be blessed this weekend for all that you do for all of us. Thank God It’s Funbags!
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There’s a lot of buzz around the wicked hot blonde new Playmate of the Year, the deliciously amazing Kennedy Summers. She’s in medical school, on her way to becoming a doctor, and some people just can’t let go of old-fashioned ideas that you can’t be a women who bares her crazy sextastic body for Playboy and still be a smart, professional woman. I don’t know why people feel a need to hold on to such long-ago small minded notions. If the Egotastic! man knows anything, it’s that when it comes time to pick out the doc who’s going to be asking you to bend over and cough, Kennedy Summers is now at the very top of your list.
ONE WEEK FREE TRIAL TO PLAYBOY.TV. YOU WILL THANK ME LATER
On this particular Friday, we’re celebrating TGIF with a peek at Kennedy and an offer of one free week of Playboy.TV for those of you who’ve yet to sign up. I keep telling the good folks at Playboy Plus to extend this offer, and they seem to keep doing it for now, though at some point my Hefner impression on the telephone might be discovered. Get it now, while the girls are bouncing and hot and the previews are udderly free. Thank God It’s Funbags!
It’s only been about 48 hours and I’m already to sell my home and travel around the world with Yara Khmidan. I’m a renter, so that selling part probably won’t be as easy as it sounds. Not to mention getting this Ukrainian beauty to agree to hop trains with me from Europe to Mongolia to that train I think they built across the Pacific so I can take Yara to meet my parents so they can die happy. The point is, these feelings are real and mature and just tingly all over. I think I need to pen an Angelou-inspired poem or something.
On Fridays, we celebrate the finest in teatly treats, including the new lust of my life Yara Khmidan in this Leonardo Corredor topless poolside fun time photoshoot with inflatable toys. She really is a libido keeper this Yara. I might have to do some stomach crunches or something this weekend to get this plan in motion. Five would be a commitment, ten, my new record. Thank God It’s Funbags!
Well, hello there Friday. My favorite day of the week. And before a holiday weekend, well, it’s like having your cake and eating it too. And speaking of cake you’d desperately love to eat, Charlotte Springer, my how she teases and titillates when taking photos of her own damn curvaceous hotness. I really can’t think of anything more alluring than a crazy good looking girl with plump peaches shooting photos of herself to share with the rest of the gentleman ogling world. Say what you will about your heroes and saints and Nobel Prize nominees, girls like Charlotte Springer bring an unparalleled heap of happiness to this world that barely ever receives accolade.
On Fridays, we celebrate the perfectly position puppies on girls we’d love to pretend marry just to have a real wedding night experience. Charlotte Springer is the girl of honeymoon dreams. We would not be leaving the room. Thank God It’s Funbags!
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I don’t want to jinx anything, but this is probably the year Lucy Collett and I are able to express our passions for one another in a more physical, and less virtual manner. She doesn’t know it yet, but she’s soon to experience three minutes of what she will only be able to giggle to her friends as the best three minutes of her past Tuesday. I won’t just leave Lucy smiling, I’ll leave her unable not to smile for up to 72 hours. I ought come with a warning label. And, yes, I did start my Friday happy hour libations a bit early here today.
Each Friday we like to especially call out and honor and otherwise leer greedily at some of the finest lady humps on this planet. Lucy Collett isn’t everybody’s cup of tea, but she makes my crumpets tingle. Thank God It’s Funbags!
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