Thank God It's Funbags Posts:

Thank God It’s Funbags! Playmate of the Year Kennedy Summers Is Going to Be One Hot Doctor


There's a lot of buzz around the wicked hot blonde new Playmate of the Year, the deliciously amazing Kennedy Summers. She's in medical school, on her way to becoming a doctor, and some people just can't let go of old-fashioned ideas that you can't be a women who bares her crazy sextastic body for Playboy and still be a smart, professional woman. I don't know why people feel a need to hold on to such long-ago small minded notions. If the Egotastic! man knows anything, it's that when it comes time to pick out the doc who's going to be asking you to bend over and cough, Kennedy Summers is now at the very top of your list.


On this particular Friday, we're celebrating TGIF with a peek at Kennedy and an offer of one free week of Playboy.TV for those of you who've yet to sign up. I keep telling the good folks at Playboy Plus to extend this offer, and they seem to keep doing it for now, though at some point my Hefner impression on the telephone might be discovered. Get it now, while the girls are bouncing and hot and the previews are udderly free. Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Yara Khmidan Topless Pool Shoot Is Wet and Hot and Just Udderly Amazing


It's only been about 48 hours and I'm already to sell my home and travel around the world with Yara Khmidan. I'm a renter, so that selling part probably won't be as easy as it sounds. Not to mention getting this Ukrainian beauty to agree to hop trains with me from Europe to Mongolia to that train I think they built across the Pacific so I can take Yara to meet my parents so they can die happy. The point is, these feelings are real and mature and just tingly all over. I think I need to pen an Angelou-inspired poem or something.

On Fridays, we celebrate the finest in teatly treats, including the new lust of my life Yara Khmidan in this Leonardo Corredor topless poolside fun time photoshoot with inflatable toys. She really is a libido keeper this Yara. I might have to do some stomach crunches or something this weekend to get this plan in motion. Five would be a commitment, ten, my new record. Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Charlotte Springer Topless Selfies Are Selfily Sextastic and Ridiciulously Bouncy Perfect


Well, hello there Friday. My favorite day of the week. And before a holiday weekend, well, it's like having your cake and eating it too. And speaking of cake you'd desperately love to eat, Charlotte Springer, my how she teases and titillates when taking photos of her own damn curvaceous hotness. I really can't think of anything more alluring than a crazy good looking girl with plump peaches shooting photos of herself to share with the rest of the gentleman ogling world. Say what you will about your heroes and saints and Nobel Prize nominees, girls like Charlotte Springer bring an unparalleled heap of happiness to this world that barely ever receives accolade.

On Fridays, we celebrate the perfectly position puppies on girls we'd love to pretend marry just to have a real wedding night experience. Charlotte Springer is the girl of honeymoon dreams. We would not be leaving the room. Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Lucy Collett Black Stringy Topless Teasing


I don't want to jinx anything, but this is probably the year Lucy Collett and I are able to express our passions for one another in a more physical, and less virtual manner. She doesn't know it yet, but she's soon to experience three minutes of what she will only be able to giggle to her friends as the best three minutes of her past Tuesday. I won't just leave Lucy smiling, I'll leave her unable not to smile for up to 72 hours. I ought come with a warning label. And, yes, I did start my Friday happy hour libations a bit early here today.

Each Friday we like to especially call out and honor and otherwise leer greedily at some of the finest lady humps on this planet. Lucy Collett isn't everybody's cup of tea, but she makes my crumpets tingle. Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Hottie Wildlife Photographer Amber Arbucci Gets Topless Outdoors for Wolf Magazine


Do you happen to love hot models with strong passions, not to mention, even stronger hot bodies and most definitively enticing bare lady curves? Of course you do. In which case, you will absolutely delight and/or hurt yourself peeping at this wicked hot Greg Williams photoshoot of Florida native Amber Arbucci modeling in the snowy outdoors for the new edition of the dramatically skintastic Wolf Magazine. Okay, maybe it's a set, but if you're not getting the primal feelings of lust, desire, and just plain old nervous sweat while leering at Amber's absolutely animal attractive sextastic, then you need to get your primal urges checked. Something is broken.

On Fridays we give thanks for all that is beautiful and boobtastic and tingle inducing on some of the most beautiful women in the world. Amber Arbucci, I most definitely want to go camping with you. Thank God It's Funbags!

Photo credit: Wolf Magazine / Greg Williams

Thank God It’s Funbags! Paula Bulczynska Topless Goodies for Treats Magazine


Thanks to EgoReader 'Tony C.' among others who directed our peeps toward the stunning hot topless goodness that is Paula Bulczynska, a Polish sensation of a sextastic model featured in this stunning Dennison Bertram pictorial of her in the current edition of Treats magazine.

On Fridays we like to close out the week by opening our eyes to the best and the most bodacious among our female planetary denizen. Poland has been stepping it up big time of late in the World Cup of Hottie Exports, so I'm not surprised by the rise of Paula Bulczynska to the Egotastic! limelight. Oh, the limelights I'd love to direct on Paula. Just so damn hot! Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Manu Junkes Drop Dead Bare Topless Hotness from Brazil to Your Lower Hearts


Oh, blessed end of the week, and a holiday weekend upcoming to boot. Don't be hating on Easter as it is the season of girls in cute outfits and all things cute and fuzzy and edible. Oh, the hams that will be squeezed this weekend. Yes, I do love a Good Friday. Bolstered this week by the diabolically hot blonde looks of Brazilian model Manu Junkes who delivers a knockout blow of the bare boobtastic as Bella da Semana girl in her home nation which must be mighty proud.

On Fridays, we celebrate all that is round and worthwhile in this world. Manu's perfectly plump happy campers make me feel like blowing a horn and throwing confetti. Though that's not a horn, nor is that other thing confetti. But substitutions are perfectly acceptable on a Friday. Thank God It's Funbags!