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Thank God It’s Funbags! Kelly Hall Topless Photos Put the Holy in Holiday Sendoffs

By Bill Swift | May 24, 2013 @ 1:32 pm

Do not go gentle into your holiday weekend, EgoReaders. There is no better day than Friday, and a Friday before a holiday weekend, well, forget about it. It's going to be off the hook as the kids who beat me up and steal my video game money like to say. Warm weather, barbecues, and bodacious bodies if you're lucky. Or, if you're Kelly Hall whose fabulous funbags we're using to send you off on your three-day bender.

Featured in a sunny spot in Page 3 magazine, Kelly Hall shows that brunettes have it every bit as good, and every bit as naughty, as their blonde glamour model counterparts. And speaking of parts, Kelly simply has some of the pertiest pairs on the planet. Certainly more than enough to inspire you to smoke some meat, as it were, this big BBQ weekend.

Have a truly debauched weekend, you've earned it, from all your friends at Egotastic!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Sammy Braddy and Alice Goodwin Playful Brunette Topless Twinsy Time

By Bill Swift | May 17, 2013 @ 1:47 pm

TGIF!

Sammy Braddy and Alice Goodwin Hanging Out Topless Screencaps

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Like sands through the hourglass, good people. Another week has passed us by. Another five day stretch of celebrity skin and feel-good visuals that ought to leave you primed for your weekend, if not a bit weak in the knees. There's plain old tired and then there's good tired. We want to leave you feeling the latter on your Friday, a day we give our final salute to all things holy hot and filled with love, like the most glorious globes of naughty brunettes Sammy Braddy and Alice Goodwin, having a little playtime funtime in your honor.

Two desperately hot and bodacious brunettes just hanging out, feeling up, and looking good. What could be better? Oh, yeah, you being the oil man in the photo shoot. Granted. But, for today, for right now, in this moment, be the ogling gentleman or Sapphic leaning lady you were meant to be and take it all in. It's a handful, or mouthful, depending upon your level of ambition. Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Emma Frain Topless Summer Time Beachy Wonderments

By Bill Swift | May 10, 2013 @ 1:59 pm

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Emma Frain Bikini Topless Hotness Photoshoot

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Each week I say we made it to blessed Friday, and I don't make that pronouncement lightly. It's a haul these weeks, joyous, glorious, often pain in the ass hauls. So when we get to Friday afternoons, it's time to take a break, consume at least as many frosty beverages to equal the number of years you were when you finally graduated kindergarten, and have a little 'me' time. You've earned it.

And given our onward march toward warmer weather and the summer months, why not celebrate all things gloriously plump and juice and perfect in the bodacious ta-ta department with Emma Frain, one of the single hottest females on this planet, imho. Emma certainly knows how to make the beach look more amazing than Mother Nature herself could unfold, albeit, Mother Nature also made Emma Frain so I guess she wins.

I actually now insist you do things I would not do this weekend. Write it all down on a notecard. Then burn it. That kind of fun. Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Lourdes Sanchez Topless Latina Sultry Seduction for the Sudamericana Bunny

By Bill Swift | April 26, 2013 @ 12:36 pm

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Lourdes Sanchez Nekkid Seductive Shoot in Playboy Argentina April 2013

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Yep, we made it mofos (and my mom). End of the week. Friday. The blessed cessation to all things semi-productive to all things semi-recreational. Man, how I love Fridays (no offense to my employer or the state government which mandates my wage floor). This weekend, I predict, is going to be one helluva time for 68% of you. Please do report back. If you're in the 32%, hang in there, I promise more glorious ta-ta's come early Monday morning.

And speaking of glorious ta-ta's, well, damn, we haven't seen Argentinean sextastic hottie Lourdes Sanchez for over two years now in these parts. And we've missed her parts something fierce. But now they're back in Playboy in her home country and we are very very happy to peruse, survey, and otherwise leer at her passion inducing whole package. She is one Latina suprema. Thank God It's Funbags!

(And for all things Americana and nekkid and bunny-ish, be sure to sign up for the PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special)

Thank God It’s Funbags! Sam Kellett Topless Lingerie Photos for Brunette Hotness In a World That Needs Smiles

By Bill Swift | April 19, 2013 @ 12:49 pm

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Sam Kellett Topless in Black Lingerie Photoshoot

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Let's be honest, all weeks have their own low points. But this was a particularly tough week in the world. The work we do here at Egotastic! is a labor of love to bring you a couple of minutes (or a couple of hours) of escapism each day primarily by way of sweet sextastic ladies without much clothes. It ain't much, but it's all I know how to do. I like to think it helps just a little.

In the spirit of everyone giving just a little love this week, how about some big hotness this Friday from rising alt glamour model Sam Kellett. Another raven haired beauty with an outrageous body that needs to be admitted to our gymnasium of the gloriously hot. Sam takes off her top, we smile for just a while, and the good vibes linger with us through the weekend. That's the plan.

Give it a shot and see if it works for you too. Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Sabine Jemeljanova Topless Twosome for Weekend Splendor

By Bill Swift | April 12, 2013 @ 1:11 pm

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Sabine Jemeljanova Topless Poolside Shoot for Page 3

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We made it, oh yes we did. But if you think for a minute you survived another week of work, school, kids, or legal confinement without the aid and assistance of motherly loving funbags, then you're kidding yourself. Whether or not you even know it, the fleshy chest puppies are always there to cushion your weekly ride. Not saying you need to do it all of the time, but every now and then, how about a little unprompted thank you to boobs. Just pick any random pair and let out the gratitude. Try not to get slapped.

This week's final twosome belongs to the British beauty Sabine Jemeljanova from a recent poolside shoot for Page 3. Sabine combines allure, lust inducement, and some spectacular funbags in precisely the right proportions for a weekend sendoff. So, flip, ogle, smile, repeat. You do owe it to yourself. Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Lucy Pinder’s Topless Perfect Play Plays Our Friday Song

By Bill Swift | April 5, 2013 @ 11:45 am

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Lucy Pinder Topless Photoshoot for Nuts Magazine April 2013

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Oh, yes, we've reached the happiest moment of the week. That time in which all the work that is behind is behind, and all the debauchery, sports, and napping on the the couches of strangers lay before. That might be lie. But it's most definitely not a lie, which is why on Fridays of all days, we truly celebrate the fluffy goodness that brings a smile to every man and Sapphic leaning woman's face. Big beautiful bodacious breasts. All the more perfect when attached to a super sextastic woman like Lucy Pinder in her brand new Nuts photoshoot.

Now, I once made the mistake of calling Lucy Pinder the most alluring woman in the world. A mistake in so much as I got tons of angry letters from readers who begged to differ, and since I got zero nookie from Lucy out of such a lofty compliment, well, I've since learned to keep the superlatives to a minimum. But, oh, my. That body, that come hither and play touch football with me look. It's a killer. And a great way to kick off the weekend. Thank God It's Fumbags!