Well, hola and buenas dias my lovely brunette Latina hottie from down Mexico way. Lili Brillanti is a telenovela veteran and morning show hostess quite popular south of the border, though it would be fair to say her heavenly body and ridiculously sweet racktastic might have something to do with her favorability ratings. Lili has before posed in lingerie and seductive stylings, but for the Mexican edition of the bunny magazine, she went full flashing of the funbags and we couldn’t be happier.
On Fridays we like to celebrate the bounciest and the most inspiring of those twin special orbs that make men go crazy in their brain parts. Lili Brillanti not only delivers on the melon-ious sweetness, her all over intense allure will make you beg for more. Just do that part under your breath. Trust me, you can get a bad rep in your office if you start pleading to your monitor out loud. Thank God It’s Funbags!
Photo Credit: Playboy Mexico
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Hello Friday afternoon. Yep, I’m yabba dabba doo looking right at you. Oh, the trouble I shall get into this weekend. In between getting my picture taken with a mall santa and knitting stockings for the mantle, I will be out of control! But, if you’re like me, nothing soothes those male primal urges like the sight of the heavenly bosomy Jodie Gasson
stripping out of her bodysuit for scrumptious udder goodness.
As you know, science and my own intuition have proven that hot lady tubes are the only known means of creating peace on earth and just a touch of goodwill to men. Nobody can be angry when motorboating a fluffy set of mam pies. It’s simply not possible. Proving this statement is my life’s endeavor. One I’m proud to share with you, well, with you and the wicked sextastic Jodie Gasson, with a lean toward more Jodie and less you, if I’m being totally honest. Thank God It’s Funbags!
Photo Credit: Jodie Gasson
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You start mixing in words like Miss Bum Bum, topless, and a magazine south of the border simply known as Sexy, and you have my full and undivided attention. Not a single teacher K-12 was ever able to accomplish that feat. Though to be fair, none of them were world class asstastic models who stripped naked on the beach for photo shoots. Not that I know of at least, perhaps Ms. Harwell, she was a looker.
Indianara Carvalho knows exactly what to do with her new found booty fame. Show off her thumper and her other delicious parts so that even more of the manfolk and Sapphic leaning lovers of the Sudamericana ladies grow extremely fond of her. She’s certainly at the top of my list when asking for places to bunk during the 2016 Olympics down Rio way. Indianara, I’m quiet as a mouse, even while you have you way with me, I’ll just muffle quietly on the bandana you stuff in my mouth. I’m a good house guest that way. Thank God It’s Funbags!
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If you’re like me, you’ve had a long week. And this is before one single present for Christmas has been purchased or you’ve figured out the excuse to tell Aunt Helen her marshmallow yams make you want to vomit. In short, next week will be longer. But there’s no problem so profound, no conundrum so vexing, that it can’t be assuaged greatly by one fine blonde woman and her stellar bare melons. You may laugh. I truly believe this.
So many of you went heels over head for Dutch hottie actress and model Ancilla Tilia last week, but only EgoReader ‘David M.’ has the season of giving spirit to provide some of his favorite faptastic examples of Ancilla’s truly fine and bodacious bosom work. Oh, my. I’m feeling better already. I’m not prepared to say sweet delicious teats can entirely replace football and beer, but I am prepared to say that trifecta is how I imagine heaven. Thank God It’s Funbags!
We just met her on Monday in the Boob Tube Roundup, but Dutch blonde hottie Ancilla Tilia made quite an impression on many of you, so how could I not end the week by sharing her fully faptastic photos from her sole pictorial with Playboy. Just one wicked sextastic young blonde lady in glasses and no top behind the wheel of her car. Maybe wooden shoes, I didn’t really notice.
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It’s pictorials like these that remind me just how powerful are the lady loving dreams rattling around the male libido. Sure, the entire world of women doesn’t look quite as good perhaps as Ancilla whilst buck nekkid behind the steering wheel, but the raw power contained in the female lady goodness is something we men are loathe to admit has complete control over any of our perceived defenses. We are but your humble servants, though at times you fail to recognize your power. Damn, I might have given away some trade secrets. Thank God It’s Funbags!
Summer isn’t over until we decide it is. And with visions of the outstandingly sextastic Emma Frain stripping out of her bikini top on the beach, you can bet that the sun will decide to stick around the equator for just a little while long for it too can ogle the sweet female form of this British beach delight. I could spend all day just staring at the amazing rack and tempting allure of Ms. Frain. In fact, there’s a good chance I shall. Even as we pop the Two Buck Chuck here in the Egotastic! offices for celebrate a Friday afternoon, I do believe I’m going to keep on staring.
On Fridays, we like to launch our faithful readers into the weekend with a smile on their face and an unseemly bulge in their trousers. That goes for you too Sapphic leaning ladies, come on, blow it out the next 48 hours. You deserve a good bit of R&R. Take with your sweet thoughts of beautiful women, world class hot bodies, and the contentment that comes therein. Thank God It’s Funbags!
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Ooh, a TGIF Japanese edition. This might just be the end of me. Or you. Or both of us, though in separate places, naturally. Minami Kojima is one fine looking Asian glamour models who must be on the tip of every teen boy’s libido in her homeland. I’d have her poster on my wall if it could be easily hidden from my parents during bed check.
I’m not sure why Minami feels the need to soap and scrub her nekkid ridiculously hot body so thoroughly, but I’d like to imagine perhaps she feels a bit soiled with her naughty thoughts of me. I might be wrong, but I don’t care. Seeing her lather up her outstanding nekkid female form just makes me want to applaud the person who invented bubbles that pop. Minami, I’m in love. It’s the most powerful emotion in the universe. Well, second perhaps to blind ravaging lust. I also have that. This simply can’t be stopped. Thank God It’s Funbags!