Thank God It's Funbags Posts:

Thank God It’s Funbags! Stacey Poole Glasses, Boots, and a Whole Lot of Topless Boobtastic

 

There are a few things that just get me rolling in the kink department no matter how cliche. But few, I mean, somewhere on the order of four thousand and a couple. Including girls in boots, girls in stocking, and girls with glasses. I know it's all merely designed to create some kind of million year old primal trigger inside my mating brain. I know it, and I love it. I gladly ride the river of the manipulated horny souls.

Stacey Poole and her mammaries of glorious times knows just how to make a man like me quake in the boots he's not even wearing. Quaking in your sandals just isn't quite the same. But seeing Stacey in those nylons and boots, and those glasses for which I'm quite certain she has no prescription lenses, wow, I just want to roll into a mailable ball and address myself right into her... sorry, I forgot about the children watching. Let's just say -- Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags: Yayoi Houjou Topless with The Bandage Motif, It’s Okay, She’s More Than Alright

 

You know I understand art and themes and symbolism about as well as the squirrel out on your lawn decided if a bottle cap is a nut or not, so when I see wicked alluring Japanese glamour model Yayoi Houjou nekkid save for some bandages and some makeup of marks on her body, I have zero idea what the heck that is supposed to mean. Rather, like the caveman that once bore me, I lay back and just stare wantonly at her ridiculously passion inducing body, including a much obliging patch of fur not oft-seen in these days of shorn clean lady nests. I for one call this a triumph.

Each Friday we top off the week by celebrating the most moving and transformative works of art in the sextastic collection. Yayoi Houjou may not be a household name in this country, but that's okay, you can just whisper her name softly while you watch her remove her bandages. There is no wrong way to ogle a crazy hot nekkid woman. Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Melissa Debling Keeps Her Hat on But Not Much Else for Alluring Topless Visuals

 

Despite it being a short week for many of you, it's been an unusually long week here for us at Egotastic! But we're all glad to have reached the final day of the work week, not to mention the start of the first weekend of NFL football 2014. It's all good. Tough times will pass, good times will come again. And with the help of bodaciously hot and bosomy women like Melissa Debling, the good times come back faster than you could have ever imagined.

Seeing the smile on Melissa'a face as she shares her coveted chestal goodies with the rest of the world reminds me that true joy comes in the giving, not the taking. I try to do my small part here each day by keeping my own clothes on, and showing you the sextastic celebrities who feel far less modest. It is my firmest belief that every day, every body deserves some time to just relax and stare at some of the finest female forms on this planet. It's healing, it's good for the soul, and everybody wins. Never feel guilty about reveling in your truly human qualities. Embrace your animal ancestry. I mean, not right at this very moment. And never embrace if people might be looking. But you get the general idea. Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Emma K Naughty Topless Striptease in Pleather

 

Anything to do with leather, hot bosomy bodies, naughty girls, and the leather coming off is naturally going to garner my sincerest attention. Even though nobody uses really leather anymore these days since it's cruel to the cows, you know, after we bonk them on the heads, slice them up, and cook them, it's really best to dine in imitation skins.

But there's nothing imitation about naughty and alluring Emma K. Okay, maybe a little something something. Still, on the final day of the workweek when we celebrate all that is round and fantasy-inducing, a lovely lass like Emma being crazy sensational stripping her ripe betties out of her pleather and lace, well, it's enough to make a man want to build a castle and get himself a fair wench to warm his keep during the chilly morns. And even more raunchy things in the evening. Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Mellisa Clarke Blue Lace Bodysuit Stripteases Tantalizes With Topless Torture

 

I get a happy big full smile on my face just saying the name Mellisa Clarke. When I actually get to see the alt-brunette hottie in her natural nekkid naughty state, that upside down frown spreads over my entire being, body and soul and whatever euphemism I'm using today for Mr. Happy. I guess I'm using Mr. Happy.

On Fridays, we like to start culminating the week with a signature dish of delicious chest puppies that just makes everybody, no matter their circumstance, feel like this is one crazy great world to be living in. It really is. So maybe Mellisa Clarke isn't your actual girlfriend. In a world where she luckily exists, there's always still the chance. Also, yeah, you can peek on somebody else's girlfriend because this is that kind of world too. Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Hannah Martin Topless, Oiled Down, Ready to Tan

 

Hannah Martin knows that a little sunshine never hurt anyone. While others are pasting themselves in SPF Nuclear Radiation 1000, this naughty blonde glamour model is whipping out the tanning oil to cover the entirety of her seductive female form. It might be to improve her tan, or just improve your disposition as you see her bikini come off and her hands take care of the unctuous business over the entirety of her au natural body.

On Fridays, among all days, we like to highlight the happiest visuals of summer and the superior gender. Hannah Martin making sure she doesn't get dry skin while sitting by the pool certainly seems like a wonderful message to send to the kids and adults alike. The more you know. Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Sophie Reade Topless Ta-Ta’s Robust and Ready for Reveal

 

Sophie Reade certainly seems like a fun girl. I can't claim to know her as well as some of her peers, but she and her bodacious racktastic certainly strike me as somebody who'd make my top ten list of ladies I'd love to have in my hot tub. If I had a hot tub. Or ladies.

Featured in Zoo magazine, Sophie shows why she's perfectly suited to the simple sextastic photoshoots owned by girls with winning smiles and even more winning bodies. On Fridays, we like to round out our week of fine female forms, with the memorable curves of some of the finest, funnest, and most raptastic ladies on the planet. If you're not dreaming of Sophie Reade tonight, you're not dreaming properly. Thank God It's Funbags!