Thank God It's Funbags Posts:

Thank God It’s Funbags! Emma Frain Topless Super Hotness for Summer Beach Time Mammaries

 

Summer isn't over until we decide it is. And with visions of the outstandingly sextastic Emma Frain stripping out of her bikini top on the beach, you can bet that the sun will decide to stick around the equator for just a little while long for it too can ogle the sweet female form of this British beach delight. I could spend all day just staring at the amazing rack and tempting allure of Ms. Frain. In fact, there's a good chance I shall. Even as we pop the Two Buck Chuck here in the Egotastic! offices for celebrate a Friday afternoon, I do believe I'm going to keep on staring.

On Fridays, we like to launch our faithful readers into the weekend with a smile on their face and an unseemly bulge in their trousers. That goes for you too Sapphic leaning ladies, come on, blow it out the next 48 hours. You deserve a good bit of R&R. Take with your sweet thoughts of beautiful women, world class hot bodies, and the contentment that comes therein. Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Minami Kojima Nekkid Wet and Soapy in the Bath and Shower for Dirty Thoughts Galore

 

Ooh, a TGIF Japanese edition. This might just be the end of me. Or you. Or both of us, though in separate places, naturally. Minami Kojima is one fine looking Asian glamour models who must be on the tip of every teen boy's libido in her homeland. I'd have her poster on my wall if it could be easily hidden from my parents during bed check.

I'm not sure why Minami feels the need to soap and scrub her nekkid ridiculously hot body so thoroughly, but I'd like to imagine perhaps she feels a bit soiled with her naughty thoughts of me. I might be wrong, but I don't care. Seeing her lather up her outstanding nekkid female form just makes me want to applaud the person who invented bubbles that pop. Minami, I'm in love. It's the most powerful emotion in the universe. Well, second perhaps to blind ravaging lust. I also have that. This simply can't be stopped. Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Hayley-Marie Coppin Topless Striptease Sets The Good Feelings for the Weekend

 

There are some girls I think Mother Nature designed specifically for unclothing themselves and making men smile. Not that the hot-bodied Hayley-Marie Coppin isn't an all around talented and wonderful lovely lady. It's just that for our specific purposes here on Egotastic! on a Friday afternoon, we'd love for her to focus on her stellar striptease skills, quickly working her way out of her skimpy lingerie and revealing her heavenly dangling sweethearts.

On Fridays, we celebrate the end of the work week by focusing our hearts and souls on those fun fleshy pillows that ask for so little but give so much. Hayley-Marie Coppin can turn the world on with a smile. When she takes her clothes off, she make us do much more than just smile. Thank God It's Funbags!

(Check out more, much more, of Hayley-Marie Coppin on her official website, Hayley's Secrets.)

Thank God It’s Funbags! Stacey Poole Glasses, Boots, and a Whole Lot of Topless Boobtastic

 

There are a few things that just get me rolling in the kink department no matter how cliche. But few, I mean, somewhere on the order of four thousand and a couple. Including girls in boots, girls in stocking, and girls with glasses. I know it's all merely designed to create some kind of million year old primal trigger inside my mating brain. I know it, and I love it. I gladly ride the river of the manipulated horny souls.

Stacey Poole and her mammaries of glorious times knows just how to make a man like me quake in the boots he's not even wearing. Quaking in your sandals just isn't quite the same. But seeing Stacey in those nylons and boots, and those glasses for which I'm quite certain she has no prescription lenses, wow, I just want to roll into a mailable ball and address myself right into her... sorry, I forgot about the children watching. Let's just say -- Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags: Yayoi Houjou Topless with The Bandage Motif, It’s Okay, She’s More Than Alright

 

You know I understand art and themes and symbolism about as well as the squirrel out on your lawn decided if a bottle cap is a nut or not, so when I see wicked alluring Japanese glamour model Yayoi Houjou nekkid save for some bandages and some makeup of marks on her body, I have zero idea what the heck that is supposed to mean. Rather, like the caveman that once bore me, I lay back and just stare wantonly at her ridiculously passion inducing body, including a much obliging patch of fur not oft-seen in these days of shorn clean lady nests. I for one call this a triumph.

Each Friday we top off the week by celebrating the most moving and transformative works of art in the sextastic collection. Yayoi Houjou may not be a household name in this country, but that's okay, you can just whisper her name softly while you watch her remove her bandages. There is no wrong way to ogle a crazy hot nekkid woman. Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Melissa Debling Keeps Her Hat on But Not Much Else for Alluring Topless Visuals

 

Despite it being a short week for many of you, it's been an unusually long week here for us at Egotastic! But we're all glad to have reached the final day of the work week, not to mention the start of the first weekend of NFL football 2014. It's all good. Tough times will pass, good times will come again. And with the help of bodaciously hot and bosomy women like Melissa Debling, the good times come back faster than you could have ever imagined.

Seeing the smile on Melissa'a face as she shares her coveted chestal goodies with the rest of the world reminds me that true joy comes in the giving, not the taking. I try to do my small part here each day by keeping my own clothes on, and showing you the sextastic celebrities who feel far less modest. It is my firmest belief that every day, every body deserves some time to just relax and stare at some of the finest female forms on this planet. It's healing, it's good for the soul, and everybody wins. Never feel guilty about reveling in your truly human qualities. Embrace your animal ancestry. I mean, not right at this very moment. And never embrace if people might be looking. But you get the general idea. Thank God It's Funbags!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Emma K Naughty Topless Striptease in Pleather

 

Anything to do with leather, hot bosomy bodies, naughty girls, and the leather coming off is naturally going to garner my sincerest attention. Even though nobody uses really leather anymore these days since it's cruel to the cows, you know, after we bonk them on the heads, slice them up, and cook them, it's really best to dine in imitation skins.

But there's nothing imitation about naughty and alluring Emma K. Okay, maybe a little something something. Still, on the final day of the workweek when we celebrate all that is round and fantasy-inducing, a lovely lass like Emma being crazy sensational stripping her ripe betties out of her pleather and lace, well, it's enough to make a man want to build a castle and get himself a fair wench to warm his keep during the chilly morns. And even more raunchy things in the evening. Thank God It's Funbags!