Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift Bares Skin In Overalls Because She’s Also Showing a Little Something Something

Taylor Swift is rather sneakily something akin to the queen of skin reveals. She never shows a lot, but she always shows something come rain or shine in her daily jaunts about Manhattan or L.A. Often it’s her legs in short skirts or shorts, but for sure even when in overalls, she’s going to show you how hard she’s been working on her lithesome body and just remind everybody that she’s five inches taller than anybody else in her industry.

Taylor flashed some midriff in a cut off tee beneath her overalls, just a little something something to remind you that while she’s a G-rated artist, you have rather R-rated thoughts about her. Okay, maybe X, but the point is, the compromise between the two allows her to sell her vibrant tall blonde sexuality while still maintaining her squeaky clean tween family image. Pretty genius. And we’re the primary beneficiaries, which is genius plus. We’d so like to see more, but at least we always get something. Thank you, Ms. Swift. Enjoy.

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Taylor Swift, Jessica Alba, Gigi Hadid And Karlie Kloss Form Hot Girl Gang In Bad Blood Music Video

Taylor Swift made a new music video and it’s inexplicably pretty awesome. I believe the song Bad Blood is just another in her line of odes to bad boys and bad relationships and bad dinner dates at Denny’s. But the music video is pretty genius in its use of Taylor and her hottie female friends like Jessica Alba, Cara Delevingne, Karlie Kloss and Gigi Hadid in special cameo appearances in this super ninja spy action movie homage. I don’t know exactly what it’s about, but Taylor is showing lots of skin for Taylor and everybody else is in kick-ass pleather body suits which makes it the best music video of the year by, for, and about female celebrities.

As you know, Taylor Swift is one of my many secret shames. Much like a tween girl, I adore her, though I doubt tween girls want to have her as their dominant prurient mistress ordering all kinds of unspeakable acts of degrading intimacy. I don’t know, maybe they do, I’ve never known what girls think. This Bad Blood video certainly isn’t going to help my infatuation. I doubt Taylor is ever going to blossom into the skin-revealing exhibitionist type I see in my dreams, but, baby steps. I’ll take her cleavage and fill in the rest. Enjoy.

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Taylor Swift Booty Cheeks Flashing In Tiny Shorts On Hike With Hottie Gigi Hadid

I don’t know how you spent your Mother’s Day, but if you happened to be hiking behind Taylor Swift in her teeny tiny booty shorts alongside an equally hot and I’m told, freshly single Gigi Hadid in Spanex tights, well, then, you had a pretty good Mother’s Day indeed. If you didn’t, you should have. If mom loved you, she would have understood. My own mom never said anything about finding magazines with pictures of girls in them under my bed, or over my bed, in my bed, alongside my bed, or simply what I chose to make a nest out of to sleep in rather than a traditional mattress. It kept me warm at night. Mom understood.

Taylor and Gigi apparently decided no day was to sacred to keep their long lean bodies and buttockals in shape for their respective modeling campaigns and concert gigs. Working women are never off the clock. Not if you want to be the best of the best in your game. I can respect that. In fact, the more I leer, the more I respect. Just a simple wow shout out to the young ladies with some lengthy stems and tight hineys. I’ll get my step stool. Let’s get you celebrating a Mother’s Day of your own by next May. Enjoy.

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More Taylor Swift See-Through And Cheeky Shots from Glamour

You know I’m a big Taylor Swift fan. Even if her music can be used to torture prisoners into giving up information, she remains that elusive, tall, blonde girl that I’ve been dreaming off since before my bobos dropped. Something about her that may be entirely unreal, but I don’t care. I spend half my waking hours and one hundred percent of my sleeping hours in fantasy land. I could do with fake for a while while exploring the tall long and lanky form of this worldwide pop sensation.

We spotted a couple more stellar photos from Taylor’s Glamour UK photoshoot that aren’t exactly racy, but for those of us Taylor dreamscape fans, we’ll have a good ole visual time. A little bit of skin, a little bit of cheeky smiles, it’s the most Taylor will give until a second date. Then maybe some ear lobe nibbling. Oh, a courting I will go. Enjoy.

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Taylor Swift See-Through Dress For Glamour UK

You know Taylor Swift doesn’t go for racy, so a slightly see-through dress for her in Glamour UK is about as newsworthy as this taller than the rest pop star may go. She’s particularly protective of her G-rated image, even though I suspect she gets rather naughty during private times. Okay, maybe that’s also a pipe dream, but boy, when I have that dream, she gets pretty damn crazy.

You can’t see any of Taylor’s goodies but I suppose for those of us who find ourselves inextricably drawn to this tall blonde skinny diva, her entire package is one big goody. What is the source of her allure? It really remains hard to put into words. Maybe some of us just dream of turning the good librarian bad, the innocent girls naughty, or the bespectacled nerd shy girl into one crazy making of the sex beast. The challenge. I’d put five minutes into it, then I do need a nap. Enjoy.

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Taylor Swift Is A Sexy Tease In Leggy Dress

Pop princess Taylor Swift was going out on the town showing off her greatest natural resource: her gorgeous legs. Seriously, folks I look at a lot of sexy women’s legs, both as part of my job and in my leisure time, and I can say without a doubt that Taylor has got the most shapely, toned, and long legs in the game today. What game is that? The famous people with hot body parts game, what else? If I were going to Frankenstein the perfect female, (not out of dead parts but like in Weird Science where I use a computer), I’d definitely want Taylor’s gams on my sexy creation. Or she could just look like Kelly LeBrock in 1985 like in the movie.

But I digress. I can’t wait for it to finish thawing out here in her adopted hometown of New York so that I can ogle Taylor in short shorts.

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Taylor Swift Super Leggy While Shopping In LA

I have a theory as to why Taylor Swift has been in LA a lot instead of here with me in New York City. It is balls turning blue cold here right now and Taylor would have to not only cover her legs but wear multiple layers. It is a scientific fact that Taylor Swift has the hottest legs on the planet. She knows it too which is why she likes to always show off her legs and she can’t very well do that here. I don’t care how she has to make it happen as long as she never wears pants. If she’s got to migrate throughout the year like some kind of bird I would like to F, then so be it. I honestly don’t think she’d mind, in fact I think that’s her plan.

So, now I’ve got to plan a trip out to LA so I can continue…er…not stalking but trying to admire from afar.

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