Ta-Ta Tuesdays Posts:

Jess Davies Topless Black Thong Only Goodness for Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

 

Jess Davies really needs some solid attention from the gentleman oglers and Sapphic leaning female audience of Egotastic! This blonde boobtastic bombshell continues to shine in pictorials featuring her ridiculously sextastic body and the underrated skill of perfect hand placement in glamour photoshoots. Where to put the hands? Often a problem. The innately skilled like Jess know precisely where to place the digits.

On Tuesdays when we bow down and peek up at all that is inflated to precisely the right size, we certainly took note of Jess Davies, a simply black thong, and all the adult Disneyland type dreams that come from imagining the places in or around her Fantasyland. Bless you, Jess. Enjoy.

(For a ton more Jess Davies hotness, check out the Jess Davies official website.)

Jodie Gasson Topless Curvaceous Yellow Bikini Perfection for Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

 

Every now and then you need a little less drama with all your fine funbags, and a little more straight up, hand-delivered, if not hand fondled chest fineries, the likes of which are deftly provided by Jodie Gasson, one of absolute favorite bouncy flouncy bodies on this planet.

On Ta-Ta-Tuesdays, we celebrate all that is upright and downright passion inducing. It's the most forgotten day of the week, but not soon forgotten are the inner tubes of Jodie Gasson appearing from beneath her unraveling bikini top in this bodacious pictorial from the Britty glamour model. I could nest in her maternal splendors for a fortnight and a day with nothing for sustenance save the beads of sweat from our hurricane force lovemaking. I might also need a PB&J sandwich. And, then, obviously, a glass of milk. But that's all. Jodie provides the rest. Enjoy.

(Check out much more Jodie Gasson skin-filled goodness at JodieGasson.com)

Kelly Andrew Topless Hot and Not So Innocent in White for Ta-Ta-Tuesday

 

Kelly Andrews is really coming into the forefront of my mind and related anatomical parts these days. The brunette hottie from the Liverpool area has one ridiculously hot body and that twinkle in her eye that lets you know, yeah, I'm going to let you see it, in just a bit, and you're going to love it and thank me  over and over. A confident girl is a sextastic girl.

On Tuesdays, we celebrate all that is good and round and flouncy on particularly hot members of the fairer sex. Girls like Kelly Andrew who do so much to make so many men and curious women so very happy. Doesn't our world need a few more Kelly Andrews? Or, you know, a lot more? Enjoy.

Leah Francis Topless Pillows of Perfection for Sweet Dreams on Ta-Ta Tuesday

 

Boobs will save the world. I will repeat that until you believe it, or it comes to fruition and you're forced to apologize. No worries, I'll be a humble victor. Who wouldn't be gracious when the world is rightfully and properly beholden to nothing but the adoration of fabulous full funbags and the motorboating opportunities therein.

Leah Francis more than fits the bill for one of these chesty world healers. Her glorious mammaries on delightful exhibition this Ta-Ta Tuesday as a harbinger of all good things to come when we turn swords into ploughshares and then trade those ploughshares in for a game of two handed touch with the curvy women of our dreams. Dare to dream. And ogle, squeeze, and permissibly fondle. Enjoy.

Nieves Jaller Topless for Love Triangle Fights and Ta-Ta-Tuesday

 

Argentina seems to be a land filled with endless sultry Latina hotties. At least in my imagination, which I prefer remain completely as-is.

And it seems that every famous male celebrity in the country is involved in some kind of love triangle between two hot women. In the case of pop music star and vocal coach on the country's versions of the show, The Voice, Ale Sergi, he seems to have two girls, Nieves Jaller, and Andrea Rincon, who's delicious funbags we've spied before.

Of course, in fine Argentinean tradition, the two girls have to go on lots of talk shows in low cut tight short dresses to explain their sides of the story. Which is fun, but not quite as interesting as seeing Nieves Jaller topless in H magazine, flashing her inflated tubes and wicked hot body. Score one for Nieves. Score two for Ta-Ta-Tuesday. Enjoy.

Leah Francis Topless Naughty Schoolgirl Definitely Needs to Say After Class on Ta-Ta-Tuesday

 

I'm not sure the naughty schoolgirl look will ever get tired? I mean, I've been looking at naughty schoolgirls since they were actually my classmates at my various regular, reform, remedial, and detention type youth educational facilities and I'm still not tired. Something about the coquettish innocence turned naughty hot bodied potential that just drives men and our Sapphic leaning female friends so feral and procreative feeling.

On this Ta-Ta-Tuesday we celebrate the triumph of the human libido, and naughty schoolgirls, with bodacious bodied Leah Francis stripping out of her own school uniform to reveal her faptastic treasures. Yes, it's ever so wrong, but it feels ever so right. Polite society is a vastly overrated concept. Enjoy.

Sammi Jo Topless Pictures Move from the Bathtub to the Shower for the Cleanest Dirtiest Ever Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

 

A couple weeks ago we featured Britty au natural glamour model Sammi Jo getting wet and playful in the bathtub and suddenly many of you became fast fans of both Sammi and the bathroom fixture you have previously forgotten about since your childhood days of bubble bath and personal body part exploration. Now, Sammi Jo has moved from the bath to the shower, and we just had to share on this Ta-Ta-Tuesday, because sharing means caring.

Now, we can't explain precisely why Sammi Jo decided to wear her white jeans into the shower, and, precisely, we don't care. Just so long as everything gets wet and has to be peeled off, we are quite content. We are men, we don't ask questions when women start taking their clothes off, we just mumble the words 'thank you'. Enjoy.

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