The last time we saw Jessica Impiazzi, she was privately sunbathing topless in Spain. I suppose the TOWIE starlet has more formalized her relationship with the flashing of her ridiculously hot funbags for she turns directly to an epically hot stripping down in the garden in this memorable outdoor photoshoot.
With all the hullabaloo surrounding sextastic celebrities taking hot nekkid photos of themselves and then sharing them with boyfriends and the iCloud trash bin only, it’s nice to know this world is also filled with beautiful women who delight in sharing their fine female forms with the ogling gentlemen and Saophic leaning ladies of the world. Such a blessing not in disguise any day of the week. Enjoy.
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It’s somewhat prickish to complain about the weather in Los Angeles given that’s 90% of the best part about this place. It’s like complaining about spending money at the strip club. You did get something for it. Nevertheless, I do believe it’s going to be 150-degrees today here, though it’s a dry heat so it’s still more comfortable than a Chicago 78 this time of year. The best remedy for the heat is the old fashioned shvitz. A good solid dripping sweat to let the body cool off the way nature intended. By being wet and stinky.
Might I suggest an intense look at super glamourous Shay Laren stripping out of her swimsuit for just such an occasion. You don’t even need a sweat tent. Just peer at her ridiculously hot body and bosomy blessed bare boobtastic on this Ta-Ta Tuesday and feel your pores opening up. Yes, those are your pores. Sweat yourself back to a 98.6, preferably with the doors closed, just in case you experience any unintended leeking. Shay Laren has that affect on men as well. Enjoy.
(Be sure to check out ShayLaren.com for a plethora of wicked hot Shay Laren visuals.)
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I look forward to the summer time each year if for no other reason than to have reason to check out the latest hottest photos from the seasonally named sextastic Summer St. Claire, who never disappoints, only excites, in her outrageously alluring lingerie striptease shows.
If only there were a similarly bodacious topless female form named Spring, Winter, and Fall, then we could have all of our equinox topless needs on topic. Still, endless Summer remains a very viable option, especially given the tingles the glamorous model is able to deliver with her fetching smile and that to-die-for body. I can imagine being its protector, if not inspector, or just fondler, in that order of preference. Bless you, Summer, and all the smiles you give the world. Enjoy.
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Oh, how I do love my Easter explorations into the sextastic. So many fine women, so little time to share them all. But Japanese glamour model Mei Yuki most definitely deserves sharing. I can’t imagine she wouldn’t be on my office wall calendar if we had an Egotastic! Tokyo office, which we completely should so I can start writing off my geisha house visits abroad off on my taxes. Mei Yuki is seductive as she is ridiculously hot and boobtastic as she strips out of her little bits of lingerie. I’m left a little verklempt.
On Tuesdays we like to celebrate the bosoms that inspire us to be better men, or at least pretend to be better men. Fighting nature really is an impossible task, you merely need to fool it. Mei Yuki has a precious pair of Asian melons I’d surely love to sample in the summer. Where there’s a will, there’s likely a restraining order. That’s been my experience. Though I try not to let it get me down. Enjoy.
Just the name Irishka A makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over. More warm than fuzzy I suppose. But definitely some kind of temperature change. How can you not when eyeballing this wicked hot minx taking off her lingerie to reveal one crazy alluring female form? That’s rhetorical I suppose. Sometimes girls induce so much passion in me, I get generally confused and unable to think. I often look to my dog with admiration at how he’s able to rub up against a tree and make himself whole again.
On Tuesdays we honor and idolize some of the hottest sweetest boobtastic on the planet. If Irishka A isn’t in that category, we need to audit our categories for sanity. Enjoy.
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If you’ve ever thought to yourself, man, it sure would be nice to see some slender alt-hotter takes some candid topless pictures of her fine female form and share it with the rest of the world. Well, today is perhaps you’re lucky day. And mine. And a few million of our closest friends as the delightful and delicious Mellisa Clarke decided it was high team for tea time with just her outstanding lean lovely young lady form and a camera. The sentiment almost makes you want to melt. At least, this feels like melting.
Why not celebrate Tuesday in style with some out of this world hot peeks at the peachy perfect peaks of Mellisa Clarke. She thinks they’re mighty fine, and I’m hardly going to argue with an alluring topless hottie. Enjoy.
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Tatiana Vazquez is gaining some notoriety down Argentina way for her reputation as a dancer. Make of that title what you will, but the girl has gained enough Q rating that the good folks at H Para Hombres lads magazine decided it was time to feature Tatiana and her ta-ta’s on the pages of their heralded periodical. I must say, she’s worth a gander.
While we waver back and forth between the au natural and the slightly less, um, natural, there’s no doubt that if you saw Tatiana dancing around your visual range, you’d crank your head in a not so orderly fashion and probably dislocate a few vertebrae. Just something about those blonde saucy Latinas with the curves of what just might be your best vacation memory ever. Tatiana, keep up the good work. Enjoy.
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