We've got big news on the Star Wars Episode VII front. According to Princess Leia herself (a.k.a. actress Carrie Fisher), she and Han Solo are married with children in the new sequels. However, there's trouble in paradise, as one of the kids looks a little too much like Han's 'loyal' sidekick, the mighty Chewbacca.
What a Wookiee!
But don't take my word for it. Read what Fisher had to say to Yahoo! Movies UK.
Han Solo and I have been unhappily married for many years, and so we speak through the wookiees and use a translator.
Of course, C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication. But even then, I'm not sure he'd get through to a woman in the midst of a relationship crisis…
I regularly say to R2 'Tell that son of a bitch to ***!' And we have children, but one of them looks a lot like Chewbacca, and we use Yoda, who's regenerated on a planet somewhere, for marital therapy. I urge Chewie to get waxed for sure!
Granted, we're 99.9% sure she's just f*cking with us, but the sad fact remains that if this really was the plot, the film would still make a billion dollars. In fact, I'd rather watch this than Episodes I & II. So go ahead, Disney. Get stupid with it.