South African Swimsuit

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I bet you didn't know there was a South Africa Swimsuit magazine. That bet excludes our readers from South Africa. Well, there is, and they've had the bright editorial idea to feature none other than Moldovan super hottie Xenia Deli on the pages of their periodical modeling various bikinis and swimsuits. Not a half-bad idea. In fact, it's all good as Xenia lends her dark and sultry bodily talents to a wave of lust inducement that if you felt at the beach, you'd need to make an excuse to dash into the water to prevent being banned from beach henceforth.

Xenia Deli is just one epic swimsuit hottie, topped only perhaps by ridiculously sextastic lingerie photos. And those topped only someday by the selfies the two of us will take together as we spend a lost weekend in my Red Roof Inn Suite with complimentary coffee maker. Oh, yes, we will be brewing coffee. Enjoy.