CLICK TO SEE JOHANA BAHAMON UNCENSORED
One of my odes at the end of the year, should I feel so inspired to write words of thanks for the deliverance of naughty goodness in 2011, ought to be well directed at the entire cadre of super smoking sultry hot Latina working in the Spanish-language telenovelas. The dear sextastic ladies often moving between nations of Central and South America in thespianic pursuit of bitch slapping, tear jerking, and, well, other jerking related content creation by sheer force of being ridiculously hot looking. Included in this letter will be muchias gracias to Johana Bahamon, TV actress veteran from Colombia featured ever so topless and hot in this month's SoHo magazine.
I could stare at nekkid pictures of the super sextastic Johana Bahamon for just about forever, or until the emo barista here makes me buy something or kicks me out of the Coffee Bean. Whichever comes first. Enjoy.
CLICK HERE TO SEE ANA BOLENA MEZA VETERAN UNCENSORED
There are many things to lust about super hot and sultry Colombian actresses, and many things to appreciate about SoHo magazine which continues to look for the veteran actresses even into their 40's who can still bring it with their nekkid bodies. Case in point this month, well-known film actress, painter, celebrity wife, and now getting into politics in Bogota it seems, Ana Bolena Meza, a mature woman with just a delightfully naughty body flashed for the pride of Colombia, not to mention the entire Egotastic! ogling world. She really is a Sudamericana treat. Disfruta.
CHECK OUT TATIANA GIL TOPLESS AND UNCENSORED
We've had so much wonderful lust from Sudamericana today, when I saw Colombian uber-sexy bikini model Tatiana Gil taking it all off for our friends at SoHo magazine, I just had to hit the 'MUST SHARE WITH FRIENDS' button.
Tatiana Gil just photographs well, well enough that I find myself once more trapped in a catatonic state in my La-Z-Boy, thankfully, Gretchen has attached my drool bucket to save a messy cleanup, but, wow, Tatiana Gil, you are about to become a massive blip on the spank radar of many many men.
Big day on Egotastic! for our friends from the South. Enjoy.
Egotastic
Meet Katherine Porto, She’s Not Kim Kardashian
Here's my general feeling on stanky people, you don't need to make up stank about them, just make sure everyone can smell.
Last week, the Kardashian publicity team, and I mean, 'team', I think there's about 879 of them, or some number as foretold in the bible related to the end of days, anyhow they were in a flurry and fluster last week shouting down rumors of new nekkid pictures of their meal ticket, Kim Kardashian, floating about the world wide web. The primary photo 'leaked' last week featured a brunette who kinda sorta not really looked like Kim, cooking eggs in the raw. Body raw, not eggs raw, that's unsanitary. Anyhow, the photos got our Spidey senses tingling about veracity, and confirmed by a few of our fine feathered readers, we did determine that this photo belonged to a set from Colombian TV personality and all-around brunette hottie, Katherine Porto, form a pictorial in SoHo magazine circa 2009 where Katherine went about her entire daily routine, except without any top on. A great pictorial concept, for the record.
Now, Kim has got some problems. Or, I guess you could say, we got some problems with Kim, for she might be perfectly happy with herself, save for the hole in her life she keeps trying to fill with big, giant... hole-filling things. But we're not going to heap onto the pile by creating scandal where it doesn't exist. Because, surely, more real stuff is coming soon. Enjoy.