As a general rule, all girls named Ana Sofia is going to be hot. Seriously, just say the name and you’re left picturing an exotic beauty, someone along the lines of Colombia beauty Ana Sofia Henao, a pure specimen of the sextastic, and ultimate supermodel from Sudamericana, offering up her body to pimp some little bits of lingerie for catalog and for SoHo magazine.
The unnatural and unholy and ultimately boner inducing alliance of blonde and sultry Latina goodness is really too much, when you throw in a ridiculously sweet body, it’s not even close to fair. I can not ever saying ‘no’ to a woman like Ana Sofia, other than in the course of begging her not to stop whatever it is she’s doing. Enjoy.
Don’t even get me started on how badly I want to run the mini-cams on the Big Brother house sets abroad, including the house that hosted Colombian TV personality Elianis Garrido, who has, naturally, been involved in various local illicit romances and gossip in her native Sudamericana.
But, more importantly, the good folks at SoHo magazine have captured Elianis Garrido in all her nekkid and topless goodness and it is goodness indeed. Oh, that body. Just Latina sultry hotness wet in the shower. Dios mio! Enjoy.
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It was only a matter of time before we had a 2012 Olympic athlete getting nekkid for a photoshoot.
Granted, Colombia’s 3000M Steeplechase entrant, Angela Figueroa, kind of petered out in the qualifying heats, then again, maybe with a gold medal around her neck she wouldn’t have allowed herself to be shown in her full Olympic glory on the pages of SoHo magazine where she exhibits the body it takes to compete at world class levels.
Think of this as the Sudamericana version of the ESPN Hot Bodies issue, only, you know, more Latina and topless and fun. Enjoy.
Wow, just wow.
You may recall Tatiana Gil as one of the finalists in last year’s Egotastic! Hotness Awards for most amazingly sextastic Sudamericanas, as the Colombian super-hot model stole your hearts and lower organs in one wicked hot photoshoot that you simply couldn’t shake. Now, try shaking this.
Tatiana Gil sweaty and smoking hot in a new topless photoshoot from our friends at SoHo magazine, wherein Tatiana flashes her pugilistic skills right alongside her amazing looks and a body that deserves to be world champion. You will see Tatiana’s name again at the 2012 edition of the Hotness Awards, I do guarantee. Enjoy.
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Okay, just so I don’t get the letters, supremely hot Colombian supermodel Natalia Velez was actually born in Ecuador, so, all hail Ecuador in our mostly senseless pitting of nation vs. nation in the production of ridiculously hot women we lust to ogle.
And once you get past the patriotic pride, we can all just slowly and delightfully surrender to the smoking hot Latina looks of Natalia Velez in this barely there bikini pictorial from SoHo magazine, which if you’re not thinking about learning the Spanish phrase for ‘May I please eat that bikini right off your body’, you probably need to look a bit longer.
Just so wicked sultry wet and hot! Enjoy.
Our friends at SoHo magazine have been gathering together some of the finest fineries in all of Colombia in an Olympic type effort to prove that Colombian women ought be considered among (if not the tops) the hottest women in the world. Now, we don’t take much convincing on this front, and when we see the likes of Elizabeth Loaiza topless, we couldn’t argue even if we wanted to (and we don’t).
If on the off chance you happen to like sweet hot sultry Latina ladies, then you must join us on our Winnebago trip to Sudamericana, with a major, long term rest stop in Colombia. Enjoy.
(Thanks to nuestro amigo ‘Alejo’ for his continued contribution of smoking hot ladies from the equatorial regions.)
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If you read the newspapers, like me, maybe once a month, then you’re probably familiar with all the exposed shenanigans of the U.S. Secret Service coming to light in new reports of sex, debauchery, and just some plain old janky bad behavior among many agents of the Treasury Department security specialists tasked with protecting U.S. VIPs, most notably, the President.
Well, the whole shitcooker kind of exploded courtesy of Dania Londoño, a Colombian professional gal, a ‘pre-paid’ woman as they call their prostitutes who got gypped to the tune of $800 by a U.S. Secret Service agent in Colombia and decided to call the cops about it. Ruh-roh. Yeah, and then the whole lid came flying off.
As things go, we had to eventually see Dania nekkid to examine what exactly a government official can expect to receive for his $800, and, thanks to our friends at SoHo magazine in Colombia, we can examine the goods rather closely. As always, I have to measure costs against the price of my Sizzler dinner dates, which run me about $37 include pudding and drinks and tax and tip and minus coupons, natch. I think I’d take Dania. Enjoy.
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