Soho Magazine

Natalia Paris Invokes Cinderella for Sextastic Sudamericana Shoot

You know nobody loves a good cosplay more than I. You start getting into fairytales, start throwing in Colombina hottie models like Natalia Paris (even though she seems to be crazy), and I am more than sold. I am oversold.

Shot for our friends at Soho magazine, Natalia Paris is living out a legendary tale of one hot blonde with two ugly stepsisters who keep her around to cook and clean and be their slave. I guess that’s wrong to do, although I am imagining being Natalia’s master right about now and finding it feels kind of right. Bad, yes, but good bad, very good bad. Enjoy.

Andrea Guzman and Her Namesake Topless For a Black and White Concept

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I’m not sure if this idea is genius, or just genius, but our friends at SoHo magazine down Sudamericana way decided to pair up Colombian hottie celebrities like Andrea Guzman and then find hot women with the same exact name and shoot them both together without much clothes on. Okay, I’m going to say genius. Truly any concept that involves sextastic women and flashing their hot lady junk, it’s a winner.

This is the same magazine that recently got mothers and daughters together for a shoot, so they’ve got some serious canoodling going on in their creative department. Consider me a big fan. Enjoy.

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Andrea Buitrago Topless Mountaintop Modeling To Increase Your Heavy Breathing

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We love all things Colombiana. Those long sultry Latina ladies from Sudamericana with the long locks that you certainly must be imagining whipping about your face in sweaty fashion during heated making of the sexy time play. I’m imagining it right now, so if you see tons of typos, that’s probably why. Also, I can’t spell.

Colombian model Andrea Buitrago is featured in this month’s Soho magazine, the publication of all things hot and female down equatorial way. Taking Andrea up into the mountains for a shoot was genius. Getting her to stare wantonly while removing her top was even more genius-er. Oh, gas up the RV, it’s time for another trip down the Pan-American highway. Enjoy.


Thank God It’s Funbags! Monica Restrepo Drops Her Top for Miss World Colombia Greatness

Monica Restrepo Topless Photoshoot in SoHo Magazine
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Holy hell we made it to Friday. The Friday after some of us (okay, me) made some horrible Super Bowl bets. The Friday of the Big Storm. The Friday before Valentine’s Day when all of us will royally eff up with our girls and wonder why we just dropped $100+ to sleep on the couch.  Yeah, that Friday. But it can be saved. All saved. With the help of one gorgeous woman stripping out of her clothes.

And that woman today is Monica Restrepo, Miss World Colombia from 2011, who takes her fine everything and puts it and them on display in Soho magazine this month, for just a double dose of Latina hotness, to remind us that no matter how cloudy the skies, the silver lining is most often found in the tanned skin of one fine sextastic woman. Cheer up, people, it’s the weekend.

Thank God It’s Funbags.

Paula Garcés (No, Not That Paula Garcés) Topless For Sweet Sudamericana Treats

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When Gretchen ran frantically into my office to tell me she’d seen pictures of Paula Garcés topless, well, all kinds of Harold and Kumar Colombian fantasy images ran through my head. Well, the bad news is, there is more than one hottie Colombian named Paula Garcés. The good news is, this other Paula, a younger Colombian model and fashion designer, is not so difficult to leer in her new photo pictorial from our friends at Soho magazine.

I wouldn’t call this a bait and switch so much as a bait and bate, if you look closely enough and long enough at these sextastic photos, you might get that lousy joke. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Bali Rodriguez Topless Beach Wonderments Drive Us Toward a Warm Weekend

Bali Rodriguez Topless Photoshoot from Soho Costa Rican Edition
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While it may not currently be 83 degrees and sunny where you live (hey ,we got bad traffic and no decent pizza, okay), there are other ways to warm the hearts, if not cockles, of all EgoReaders, the ever popular posting of an exotic sextastic topless celebrity from lands near and far to celebrity the end of the work week.

Bali Rodriguez is just no ordinary beauty. The Costa Rican model and actress featured in Soho Costa Rica magazine turns a beach into a beach party with just the tempting use of her stellar fine body barely covered, or even better, uncovered by her swimsuits, showing off some Central American latina heat that you can feel around all points of the wintry Northern Hemisphere this January.

Thank God It’s Funbags!

Catalina Londoño Topless Thespianic for Supremely Hot Colombian Actress Glory

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We love it when a Colombian actress gets nekkid for a good cause. Often times, that cause really is just the benefit of ogling mankind. And that is enough. But in the latest edition of Soho magazine, Catalina Londoño is taking it off in support of breast cancer awareness campaign, a cause we obviously support with all our being here at Egotastic!, and, the benefits of such benevolence are some wicked fine photos of the TV thespianic in much of her Sudamericana glory.

We call this win-win-win. Not even sure what the third ‘win’ is, but I have a feeling if you look close enough, you will find it. Enjoy.