It’s hard not to see a pattern here with Lea Michele. I mean, a sextastic exhibitionist chestal region pattern. First, she almost flashed the entire kid world at her Oz animated movie premiere, now she’s not actually contained at all up top in her revealing outfit to the Fox Upfronts where advertisers and affiliates get to see Lea’s funbags talk excitedly about the upcoming season of Glee.
I’m quite certain I’d sign on for whatever knowing the effort Lea put into her wardrobe. I’m assuming she’s wearing some kind of protection to keep her otherwise slipping nipples from poking somebody’s eyes out, which is unfortunate, because a full topless reveal might be good for her show. I know it would do me some good. Lea, we are getting so so close. Enjoy.
Christina Milian has ample room in her heart and on her chest to give the public a solid bit of sideboob while out shopping with Chris Brown’s ex model girlfriend Karrueche Tran. She’s a giving friend. And lending some visuals by way of her almost entirely unchained chest puppies to use gentleman oglers who love to sit and stare as the girls shop on by.
Christina Milian has only gotten more MILFy in the past couple of years, showing off on beach or street or underneath waterfalls and such where I guess hot girls get to go. At some point, she is most definitely going to fall entirely out of one of her little cut up outfits. I couldn’t do this job if I didn’t have buckets full of hope. Enjoy.
Personally, being the geek that I am, I prefer to refer to Godzilla by his original name, Gojira, as he appeared in black and white and Japanese back in 1954. But, my nerd colors pale in comparison to my lust for all things boobtastic including Made in Chelsea reality star Cheska Hull who made her funbags the center of attention at the Godzilla premiere in London over the weekend. Now, you too may find the irony in meeting a woman named Cheska because of her chestal reveals, but, irony aside, that is one killer dress.
There really is no season or reason not befitting a solid yam show in public. I’m super psyched to see Godzilla this coming weekend. If I could attend the flick with a woman of bosomy exhibitionist talents, well, that is the dream. Cheska, call me, I’m in the book under Bastard, Horny. Enjoy.
Boobtacular babe Luxiboo is all about the sideboob in this German car magazine shoot. The magazine’s editors opted to shoot in sunny Malibu instead of Dusseldorf or whatever. Luxi is wearing a shirt, but the only problem is that a third of the shirt is missing. Well, it’s not really a problem. Luxiboo’s ta-tas are nothing less than spectacular. They are too large to be contained by anything as feeble as bra or a shirt. They need to be free to frolic about in the fresh air like a bird or something. She’s also sporting a pair of teeny tiny cut-offs that allow us the viewing pleasure of her gorgeous legs. To use an expression from a bygone era, she has gams for miles. It’s a testament to the artistry of the costume people on these shoots that they understand what guys want to look at. Namely lots of lovely flesh.
I don’t know what magazine this is but I’m going to find out. If they have girls like Luxiboo modelling on its pages then I’m getting a subscription.
English singer Ellie Goulding showed some major sideboob action during a beach frolic in Miami. The bathing suit she wore reminded me of the sling suit that Borat wore in his movie. It even says “Sex on the Beach” on the front which is either an homage to the drink or a suggestion for what she’d like to do that afternoon. That suit didn’t slip and show off whole nip through sheer force of will. But we do get the entiree side of her funbags exposed for our viewing pleasure. Ellie is seriously sexy with her hair all wind blown and messy. It’s like she brought one of those wind machines they use in photo shoots with her to the beach. As soon as I’m done writing this post I’m going to look up some of her videos. I have a fever that only more Ellie Goulding can cure.
These singer-songwriter chicks don’t usually have a reputation for partying, but I bet Ellie knows how to have a good time. Why else would she show off THAT much of her ta-tas to random Miamians?
Everybody knows the after-party is always so much better than the party itself. I mean, so I’m told by people I know who get invited to such fancy affairs. I didn’t even realize that once you got dressed up super fancy, you had to go get re-dressed for the next stop in your evening, but fashion demands are high, as are our needs to see even slinkier gowns on the hot ladies, so I’m completely down with this phenomenon. Just look what came of it.
Rihanna stepped out in an even lower-back cut dress that revealed half of her gloriously hot thumper, stealing the red carpet with pure asstastic. Olivia Munn was not far behind with her deep cleavage show. And then there was Kate Upton, not such a revealing dress for her, but it certainly show off a lot while seated in the back of her limo, accidentally flashing her panties to the world. Or maybe it was just to me, but I’ll let you look as well. Hey, Kate Upton upskirts are not something you horde, lest you be cast overboard when discovered. It was quite an evening. Enjoy.
Lily Allen is a natural kind of gal. Naturally vocally talented, naturally used to working in the entertainment business, and naturally letting her funbags just kind of hang out during a show in London last night.
Lily is flying authentic looking flags with sideboobs aplenty in a top that was barely keeping her from Scotland Yard from shutting down the establishment. England might be in Europe, but it’s still somewhat stodgy about its public nudity. Still, a rather noteworthy bit of wardrobe from the recording artist that probably took five to ten less hours than your typical Lady Gaga costume to assemble. Good on you, Lily. Simple, sane, showy. You nailed it. Enjoy.