Chrissy Teigen is not a particularly shy girl. She speaks her mind. And wears her mind, or doesn’t mind wearing very little, even for public promenades down the streets of New York wherein her faptastic funbags nearly fell out of her braless top for just such a stroll.
Chrissy’s profile has definitely been raised yet again this year with all her SI notoriety, celebrity marriage, and just a whole bunch of outstandingly sextastic photoshoots and appearance. And let’s not forget just an open top with no bra for a summer’s amble. Chrissy knows how to promote. We know how to ogle. This makes for a naturally synergistic relationship. Boobs! Enjoy.
Leave it to lovable Lindsay Lohan to figure out how to show sideboob even in an unlikely jet-skiing suit. Ultimately sideboob is what Lindsay is best known for, at least in her completely sober moments when she’s fully aware of what she’s showing off. It’s a nice look in its own way. It certainly get you first dibs on Jet-skis at the dock.
Lindsay has been tearing her way through the Riviera region this July with various showy outfits, boyfriends, and boats. It’s nice just to see her having fun again after so much, well, not so much work, but I guess legal stress. I’m not sure the neoprene is the most flattering material for Lindsay these days, but as always, I do appreciate her thoughtfulness. Enjoy.
If you’re Austrian isn’t as good as mine, meaning, I know four words, Weisses means white which means this was the White festival where they supposedly celebrate art and film and music but mostly everybody just dressed in white and gets loaded on the good stuff. Which made this the perfect even for Lindsay Lohan to VIP as she makes her way across Europe for a summer of festivals and events where she can make a little scratch.
Lindsay puts on a good show when the guest of honor, draped in all white and showing off ample sideboob in her braless gown for the evening. Lindsay pimped and preened and had her photo taken with a million and one party guests and was generally convivial and lucid until her ‘waters’ started to catch up with her a bit. If you look closely at these photos you’ll still see some of the sextastic former Lindsay that I still yearn and hope will return one day after perhaps an extended period of clean living. Until then, sideboob gawking it is. There’s nothing wrong with that. Enjoy.
I guess all the gossip rags are curious to know if Pamela Anderson is sticking with her current former husband or not. I’m mostly interested to see how her formerly top body in the world is coming along in the veteran hottie department. Naturally, a portion of Pam’s fine female form has been aided and assisted by science, but there’s no denying when he bikini bottoms come down or her bikini barely contains her still rather bodacious sized pinup rack, her unemployed husband is something of a lucky fellow. Well, that also includes throwing in the boudoir moves we know Pam to have thanks to the Internet, video tape, and a penchant for showing off.
I wouldn’t go so far as to label Pamela Anderson one of my fine wines, mellowing with hotness and maturity. But I’d say she’s more the bottle of vodka you forgot you left in the freeze three years ago when your buddy insisted that was the bomb idea. She could be very unexpected fun on a Saturday night. Crack is whack! Pamela Anderson, keep it coming. Enjoy.
Jennifer Lawrence is not known for her showy wardrobes. The busty blonde hottie thespianic is often dressed in oversized cover up pieces as opposed to sharing the need for bodily attention like so many of her Hollywood peers. Kind of unfortunate really. But once in a while, as in the support of Dior and high fashion in Paris, Jennifer needs to slip into something a little more trendy and expensive and showing off some skin, as she did on the red carpet with a hint of sweet sideboob for the glitterati.
Jennifer Lawrence remains at or near the top of the list for hottie curvy sextastic girl next door for so many red blooded males and even more red blooded Sapphic leaning females. Though her star continues to raise, she seems to keep relatively grounded in her modest demeanor and that smoking hot arrow-shooting body of hers. We’d love to see more, naturally. Maybe someday we shall. But for now, a little bit of Jenny sideboob shall whet our appetites. Enjoy.
Kim Kardashian showed off her legendary jugs in a tight black tank top in the Hamptons. On her way to lunch she seems to have forgotten her bra and most of her shirt. The result is a bevy, (a bevy I say), of sideboob. You can see 30% of those luscious melons that made Kanye West finally settle down. There is also copious cleavage. The thing I love most about Kim Kardashian is her hatred of wearing a bra. It’s a decision every woman has to make and I celebrate her choice, nay right, to show off her nips and sideboobs several times a week.
Also, I didn’t know she was in the Hamptons. I’d gladly drive the two hours out there on the off chance that I could see those lovely ta-tas in person. It’s like seeing an American institution up close and personal. It’s similar to seeing the Lincoln memorial or Grand Canyon only it’s better because it’s boobs.
I do so hate to join causes. It’s not that I’m not an incredibly giving, charitable, and also incredibly handsome man. It’s just that I typically get behind some celebrity led action only to discover it wasn’t exactly what I thought it was, or it was run half-arsed, or I just got on a mailing list for stuffed fluffy ponies. I actually love the ponies.
This Free the Nipple campaign certainly seems like something I would be completely behind. I’m not sure it applies to women walking around the city streets topless, being able to breastfeed in public, or just posting topless pictures to Facebook and Instagram. I’m behind that all. And when Karrueche Tran, among others, shows up to a Free the Nipple fundraiser in Hollywood flashing all kinds of sideboob, well, even if less than nipple, consider me intrigued. Naturally, I’ll probably discover after my support that the organization also supports the castration of all men and the removal of the NFL from television to be replaced by more WNBA action. So, apologies in advance. Enjoy.