Sideboob Posts:

Francia Raisa Sideboob Turns Out to Be an Unlikely Hero

I've always had a crush on brunette buxom little hottie Francia Raisa. She of many family hour TV shows I'd never really watch, not unless she was showing off more sideboob, the kind she did at the Unlikely Heroes Red Carpet benefit in Los Angeles. Perhaps given the splendor of her chestal goodness, it's not so unlikely that Francia decided to give us a little visual taste of her large funbags, but I'm certainly going to label it heroic.

There's a tendency among some of the bustier young ladies in Tinsel Town to cover up their ripe melons as if there's something wrong with being blessed with what your peers are driving to the doctor's office to try and re-create. Nay, to the contrary. What Mother Nature has seen fit to bestow upon you is a gift to be shared. The same reason I do my yodeling in public. We each must share our natural talents with the rest of the world. That is our social contract. Francia, it is your duty to flash your boobies. Just saying. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Sideboob Makes Me Want to Buy a Dress or Something

Sex sells. That's an old rule that's old because it's true. Sideboob on a supermodel is a nice substitute for that. So, Alessandra Ambrosio flashed a whole lot of her chesty goodness at the opening of her fashion line, Ale, in Beverly Hills. Everybody seemed to want to only talk about how amazing her new clothing line looked, while obviously staring at her faptastic melons. So I'd say it worked.

Someday, I'm going to have my own clothing line as well. Probably in the corner at Target near where the bathrooms are. I hope Alessandra comes out in a revealing dress to support my line of basketball shorts, beer t-shirts, and sandal wear. I feel like I've been highly supportive of her for many years now, albeit mostly in a naughty fantasy during private time kind of way, I would like her to scratch my back. Enjoy.

Audrina Patridge Sideboob Delights Republic Records Party

When you think music industry, you definitely think Audrina Patridge. I'm pretty sure she released a craptastic dance single at some point in her reality starlet timeline. And, more importantly, when you invite her to a post-Grammy's party, she will come dressed to kill with a solid bit of sideboob on display. That's the perfect party guest really.

Audrina Patridge may have trouble with the more complicated words and things, but she has no trouble looking ridiculously hot in anything tight and showy and revealing. She does keep herself in rather fine female form. Show it off, Audrina, the music business needs it now more than ever. We will be listening, err, watching. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima Sideboob in Switzerland Sells Them Watches But Good

I can't really bother to pronounce the name of the watch company that uber-sextastic Adriana Lima was pimping in Switzerland, but suffice it to say, if I can't spell it, I can't afford it. I'll stick to my Swatch for the time being.

Adriana brought her A-game looks and a nice bit of sideboob to the red carpet sales performance. I'm not sure that ogling Adriana and her sweet sensational rack makes me want to purchase a watch, but if she told me I could fondle her funbags if I only owned the right kind of watch, I'd glad punch my hand through a half-inch plate of glass to retrieve one from a local Zurich store. I could live with just one working hand if it was working in or around the hot body of Adriana Lima. That's why Mother Nature gave us two in the first place. Enjoy.

Bras Shmas. Joanna Krupa and Christina Milian Go Battle Sideboob in Miami Over the Weekend

Just when you thought it was safe to walk the streets of Miami without an embarrassing battle with wood, along come housewife hottie Joanna Krupa:

And sultry Latina Christina Milian, sporting serious sleeveless top sideboob without the need for a brassiere.

I guess you could call these two ladies true feminists. I applaud their social statements. Applaud and smile. Lots and lots of smiling. Enjoy.

Sarah Harding Sheer Revealing Panties and Sideboob for Cosmo Ultimate Woman of the Year

I have no idea who actually won the Cosmo Ultimate Woman of the Year award in London, but I'm prepared to hand it over to Sarah Harding, the former Girls Aloud girl group member who showed up to the chilly event in a sheer Grecian goddess gown that showed off not only her healthy sideboob, but revealed her lady nest quite the measure in sheer panties beneath her highly slit dress.

Oh, yes, legs as well, though I'd be lying if I didn't say my gaze went right to the intersection of her two stems. It was quite the reveal. An Ultimate Woman of the Year type reveal, if you put me in charge of the trophy giving. Blessed. Enjoy.

Angie Harmon Raises Spirits and Charitable Donations with Sideboob Spectacular at the UNICEF Ball

'Tis the season for balling. or falling in lust all over again with Angie Harmon who hit the annual UNICEF ball in N.Y. with some serious sideboob fervor. And not just sideboob, but a see-through top dress that showed off a serious portion of her chestal goodness, like a veteran hottie in her 40's who knows she's looking great.

Certainly I'd like to get a few sandwiches into Angie, fatten her up for some beneath the Christmas tree fun times this Yuletide, but there's no doubt this Law and Order 'hurt me hard' prosecutor still has a solid dose of the passion inducement left in her toolbox. It would certainly be nice to see her take off a little more while she's still very much in her fine female form prime. Please, Angie. Do it for me and Santa. Enjoy.