Sideboob Posts:

Tricia Helfer Goes Deep Cleave for ‘Riddick’

Quite nice to see Battlestar Galactica babe Tricia Helfer showing up with deep sideboob views at the premiere of Riddick last night in Los Angeles.

Not that it has anything to do with the movie, but getting to a virtual second base before you even enter the theater is something of a landmark goal for every young man. Or, it should be. Sometimes I see some of our favorite sextastic celebrities at these events all dressed up in dresses that cover their bodies and I can't help but think to myself, why are you being so selfish? I know it's not right, but I think it regardless. But not about Tricia. She's a giver. Enjoy.

Mollie King Shows Off Sideboob for Cleavetastic Store Promotion

I think The Saturdays are still making pretty bad music and performing in concert and shooting reality shows. I know half of them seem to be recently married or babymaking or highly involved in their personal lives. In short, we don't see them quite as often as we used to, showing off their stellar forms in public like when they were coming up.

So, quite refreshing to see blonde band member Mollie King showing off some deep cleavage and sideboob at a store opening in London. I will always respect a woman who goes braless even if she has trouble respecting me back. I can live with that. I currently do. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Sideboob Pimping in Vegas

I've never understood the concept of naming anything in Vegas 'Rehab', but who am I to lay blame upon a nightclub that brings out super hottie and sideboob flashing Joanna Krupa to pimp one of their Sin City events. I'm not that guy. I don't look a gift horse, let alone the boobtastic of one of our finest, in the mouth, err, chest.

Recently married to a nightclub investor (that doesn't sound the least bit shady), Joanna Krupa seems to be beaming from side to side, at least the sides that I'm looking at. She really does know how to draw attention to her wares. Which is an art for which they will pay you handsomely in Las Vegas. Enjoy.

Heidi Klum With Some Sideboob in the Meatpacking District (Best Game of Clue Ever)

Heidi Klum really has been experiencing something of a hotness renaissance since she dumped her husband and started sleeping with her bodyguard. I'm not suggesting every woman out there do the same, unless, of course, you are one of my bodyguard service clients and you're hot, but it seems to have worked for Heidi.

She's showing skin-revealing at major upscale events the past several months, including just a fancy evening out in the meatpacking district in N.Y., flashing some sweet side views of her tall veteran model body frame.

Of course, we would always like to see much more of Heidi. And here's to hoping she takes another one of her European beach holidays where she gets in the spirit of removing her top for an almost all over tan. But until that time, we shall continue to imagine straps falling off her shoulders. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Sideboob Reveal Follows Purse Raising Ceremony

Ever wonder why those tiny celebrities carry around those big designer purses? Well, I suppose part of it is trendy brand related female purchasing mania. But another part is the dual use of said Gucci or Chanel leather product to cover one's face from the paparazzi when out and about and not wanting to be shot. Don't tell the celebs, but that kind of works out well for Egotastic!

As in the case of Miley Cyrus who raised her large handbag to hide her mug from the cameras, only to reveal a healthy dose of sideboob, tats and all. Also, a nice clean view of Miley's Pilates-yoked booty. Not saying we don't love seeing our sextastic celebs in their whole, but if they're going to flash some bare skin whilst trying to duck and cover, far be it from us to suggest they alter their strategy. Enjoy.

Cassie Sideboob Sextastic for Esquire

You know me, I know as much about popular music as I do, well, anything that isn't related to hot women. But when the two worlds collide, I like to be there at the intersection with binoculars geting the best peeks. Like singer and model Cassie flashing some serious sideboob in her current Esquire pictorial. The good folks at Esquire know that what makes an artist truly special is the amount of funbags they will share on camera. We couldn't agree more.

Music is the poetry of the soul. I had a girlfriend who used to say that. But she listened to Madonna. I can skip the poetry and head right to the dirty limericks. And peeking Cassie's peaches. Enjoy.

A Belated Shoutout to Rebecca Hall Sideboob

The Iron Man 3 premiere in The Old Country toward the end of last week were pretty uneventful, but we'd be remiss if we neglected to show you the side boob wearing top worn by underrated brunette thespianic, Rebecca Hall. We are many things, many horrible things, but never remiss!

Rebecca Hall is certain to finally break through with an American audience after her turn in the big summer blockbuster. Of course, regular Egotastic! visitors are already one step ahead. Enjoy.