Sideboob Posts:

Kendall Jenner Is Shirtless ad Braless, Oh My

Leave it to the Kardashians to figure out how to make the new tween futuristic novel by Kendall Jenner and her sister Kylie Jenner the non-focus at a book signing event. You know, nobody really cares about the book, as perfectly written as I'm sure it is. But they do care about seeing Kendall Jenner in a blazer without anything on underneath, flashing a health amount of grown up girl sideboob and cleavage. You don't often see young women sporting such outfits outside of the chic runways of Paris, but Kendall is a professional catwalker now, in addition to an obviously talented author.

Oh, the Kardashians do so give and take. They take away our dignity perhaps one little bit of the world at a time. But they do give back in luscious shades of exhibitionism and body reveals. Kendall Jenner is just really getting started on her own Kardashian path. I'd say her journey of a thousand skin reveals has begun with some very nice first steps. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Flashes Sideboob In Paris

Kim Kardashian was seen walking around Paris with her Eiffel Towers practically bursting from her couture. Kim was sporting a very revealing tank top and she "accidentally" forgot to wear a bra, mon dieu! There is all kinds of sideboob action going on. Her funbags shone forth like beacons of American freedom to the Frenchies. There is no denying that Kim's jugs are spectacular. She knows it too, which is why she so often has them on display. Magnifique! Kim is in France for her wedding and is going to also attend the Cannes Film Festival. Speaking of cans, her legendary booty was also shown off in her tight skirt.

I'm not exactly sure why Kim is going to Cannes, after all there isn't a category for the Palm d'Or for reality TV... Yet. But I think they should seriously consider adding a "best performance by a pair of ta-tas". I nominate Kim's sweater puppies.

Lea Michele Bares Her Boobtastic With Nipple Slips and Deep Deep Cleavage at Fox Upfronts

It's hard not to see a pattern here with Lea Michele. I mean, a sextastic exhibitionist chestal region pattern. First, she almost flashed the entire kid world at her Oz animated movie premiere, now she's not actually contained at all up top in her revealing outfit to the Fox Upfronts where advertisers and affiliates get to see Lea's funbags talk excitedly about the upcoming season of Glee.

I'm quite certain I'd sign on for whatever knowing the effort Lea put into her wardrobe. I'm assuming she's wearing some kind of protection to keep her otherwise slipping nipples from poking somebody's eyes out, which is unfortunate, because a full topless reveal might be good for her show. I know it would do me some good. Lea, we are getting so so close. Enjoy.

Christina Milian Takes Her Sideboobs Shopping (Along with Chris Brown’s Ex Girlfriend)

Christina Milian has ample room in her heart and on her chest to give the public a solid bit of sideboob while out shopping with Chris Brown's ex model girlfriend Karrueche Tran. She's a giving friend. And lending some visuals by way of her almost entirely unchained chest puppies to use gentleman oglers who love to sit and stare as the girls shop on by.

Christina Milian has only gotten more MILFy in the past couple of years, showing off on beach or street or underneath waterfalls and such where I guess hot girls get to go. At some point, she is most definitely going to fall entirely out of one of her little cut up outfits. I couldn't do this job if I didn't have buckets full of hope. Enjoy.

Cheska Hull Flashes Serious Sideboob for Godzilla in London

Personally, being the geek that I am, I prefer to refer to Godzilla by his original name, Gojira, as he appeared in black and white and Japanese back in 1954. But, my nerd colors pale in comparison to my lust for all things boobtastic including Made in Chelsea reality star Cheska Hull who made her funbags the center of attention at the Godzilla premiere in London over the weekend. Now, you too may find the irony in meeting a woman named Cheska because of her chestal reveals, but, irony aside, that is one killer dress.

There really is no season or reason not befitting a solid yam show in public. I'm super psyched to see Godzilla this coming weekend. If I could attend the flick with a woman of bosomy exhibitionist talents, well, that is the dream. Cheska, call me, I'm in the book under Bastard, Horny. Enjoy.

Luxiboo Shows Off Sideboob During a German Car Magazine Shoot

Boobtacular babe Luxiboo is all about the sideboob in this German car magazine shoot. The magazine's editors opted to shoot in sunny Malibu instead of Dusseldorf or whatever. Luxi is wearing a shirt, but the only problem is that a third of the shirt is missing. Well, it's not really a problem. Luxiboo's ta-tas are nothing less than spectacular. They are too large to be contained by anything as feeble as bra or a shirt. They need to be free to frolic about in the fresh air like a bird or something. She's also sporting a pair of teeny tiny cut-offs that allow us the viewing pleasure of her gorgeous legs. To use an expression from a bygone era, she has gams for miles. It's a testament to the artistry of the costume people on these shoots that they understand what guys want to look at. Namely lots of lovely flesh.

I don't know what magazine this is but I'm going to find out. If they have girls like Luxiboo modelling on its pages then I'm getting a subscription.

Ellie Goulding And Her Sideboob Went To The Beach

English singer Ellie Goulding showed some major sideboob action during a beach frolic in Miami. The bathing suit she wore reminded me of the sling suit that Borat wore in his movie. It even says "Sex on the Beach" on the front which is either an homage to the drink or a suggestion for what she'd like to do that afternoon. That suit didn't slip and show off whole nip through sheer force of will. But we do get the entiree side of her funbags exposed for our viewing pleasure. Ellie is seriously sexy with her hair all wind blown and messy. It's like she brought one of those wind machines they use in photo shoots with her to the beach. As soon as I'm done writing this post I'm going to look up some of her videos. I have a fever that only more Ellie Goulding can cure.

These singer-songwriter chicks don't usually have a reputation for partying, but I bet Ellie knows how to have a good time. Why else would she show off THAT much of her ta-tas to random Miamians?