Egotastic
Okay, let's get this out of the way. These bikini and 'shape' pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt from Shape magazine have been a little bit enhanced through the power of technology. Yes, Jennifer is a wicked hot woman. Yes, Jennifer has a body we want to cover in gold and jewels (and, by gold and jewels, we mostly mean bodily fluids). But she doesn't exactly look like this.
Still, there's no looking sextastically gifted horses in the mouth around these parts. Not when it comes to JLH and her underlying ability to overly stimulate the male libido. Airbrushing can only destroy so much. It can not destroy the power of fantasy. Enjoy.
Beyonce Flashes Her Shapely Hot Legs (Airbrushed, But Still a Dream)
Okay, granted, there's some serious Photoshopping going on with these Beyonce photos for the latest edition of Shape magazine. And, yes, it is easier to be in shape with the help of an airbrush. Still, nobody is ruining my Beyonce hot mommy body fantasies today. She looked amazing before baby, and maybe a little thicker after the baby, but anybody who watched that Super Bowl Halftime show knows that Beyonce is more than equipped to create lustful feelings in the hearts of men.
You can have your skinny girls, or airbrush away the padding, give me a girl with some cushion and a strong vocal range and I am already in heaven. Enjoy.
BEYONCE WAS ALWAYS NIPPLE PROUD, EVEN BEFORE BABY