Shape Magazine Posts:

Beyonce Flashes Her Shapely Hot Legs (Airbrushed, But Still a Dream)

Okay, granted, there's some serious Photoshopping going on with these Beyonce photos for the latest edition of Shape magazine. And, yes, it is easier to be in shape with the help of an airbrush. Still, nobody is ruining my Beyonce hot mommy body fantasies today. She looked amazing before baby, and maybe a little thicker after the baby, but anybody who watched that Super Bowl Halftime show knows that Beyonce is more than equipped to create lustful feelings in the hearts of men.

You can have your skinny girls, or airbrush away the padding, give me a girl with some cushion and a strong vocal range and I am already in heaven. Enjoy.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Pictures May Be Airbrushed, But Still Ever So Fappable

Okay, let's get this out of the way. These bikini and 'shape' pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt from Shape magazine have been a little bit enhanced through the power of technology. Yes, Jennifer is a wicked hot woman. Yes, Jennifer has a body we want to cover in gold and jewels (and, by gold and jewels, we mostly mean bodily fluids). But she doesn't exactly look like this.

Still, there's no looking sextastically gifted horses in the mouth around these parts. Not when it comes to JLH and her underlying ability to overly stimulate the male libido. Airbrushing can only destroy so much. It can not destroy the power of fantasy. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos Workout Pictures Will Modify Your Personal Shape

We would do most anything the super sextastic Maria Menounous asked us to. Which is I suppose why her commands in this month's SHAPE magazine to get up off the couch, off your keester, and work your butt into shape have to be taken rather seriously. I mean, not seriously enough to step away from the Xbox necessarily, but you have to at least consider a run to the gym when the hot-bodied Grecian princess is giving you a prime example of a hot body built to perfection with sweat and love and attention (and my virtual massages, though not sure she actually feels them).

Maria Menounos just turned 34 and looks damn amazing. I'd listen to her body shaping advice if I were you. Not me, but you. Enjoy.

Olivia Munn Hot Body Stretchy Bikini Top Fun Time

Wow, what a conundrum for the fanboys. Sexy hot bra-topped Olivia Munn, but, oh, boy, exercising in these delicious pictorial pics from this month's Shape magazine. Like the perfect lust-loathe relationship for the parents-basement dwelling set. Alas, yin and yang must exist in equal, but opposing force, to keep balance, even in the nerd world. So, divert your attention to that lucky-arse bouncy ball that Olivia rolls her body across and pretend that it's your princely jewels, lock your linoleum curtain door the best you can, and go for it. Enjoy, safely.

Kourtney Kardashian Taut, Tight, and Toned Midget MILF

I want to be very clear about this -- Kourtney Kardashian is not just some dimwitted little midget hottie with fake tatas and an asstastic designed to grift money out of America's young women-kind. She's also a pretty damn hot little midget swimsuit model. As featured on the cover of the June edition of Shape magazine, Kourtney Kardashian shows why she's perhaps the most underrated she-bot in the Kardashian arsenal, flashing tightly toned butt, boobs, legs, and midriff, that you don't just get through hours of personal training, cosmetic surgery, and amphetamine-laden celebrity diet powders. Or maybe you do. Enjoy.