And the hits just keep on coming. Anybody who thought self-promotion by way of hot selfies was going anywhere soon has clearly, and thankfully, been greatly mistaken. The numbers are only increasing, as is the competition to get noticed. The more we keep running this Sextastic Twitpic Roundup, the more the ladies will be hot kitty fighting for attention. And, after all, that is clearly our intention. I love it when a plan comes together.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Arianny Celeste bikini hotness, Madison Pettis all grow’d up in a showy bikini, Kate Upton sultry in her bed, Kylie Jenner very daring bikini, Ashley Sky booty into wet heaven, Hilaria Baldwin sexy yoga posing, Sasha Cohen bikini yoga posing as well, Kelly Brook smoking cleavetastic, Jen Selter booty from the gods, and much much more. You owe it to Tim Howard and his sixteen saves to score a goal on each and every one of these hot social media shares. Enjoy.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup was so big, I had to rent a warehouse just to store it in. Well, the Roundup plus my newly arrived mini-museum of beers from around the world. I tried to sign up for the girls from around the world club but it was out of my price range. Beer is a nice stand-in. And speaking of stand-ins, wow, the sextatstic celebrities stood in big time this week for racy, naughty, hot and heavy social media candids. I dare say this was the biggest week ever, but only because I can’t wait for it to be topped.
This week’s Roundup includes Bella Thorne being teasy Bella Thorne, Sasha Cohen in a bikini, Selena Gomez bikini, Jo-Jo Levesque busty bikini, Emily Ratajkowski cleavy, Kelly Osbourne booty, Pia Mia Perez cleavy, and much much more. You owe it to the 1-0 World Cup loss slide-into the next round by the USMNT to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social media self-candids. Enjoy.
The social media skin reveals almost happen faster than I can keep my neck from creaking out of control. Whoosh. There goes another one. The girls are taking the jobs away from the paparazzi, saying, you might get a shot of me out in the streets, but here I am in my bedroom wearing even less, so, there, take that. And, boy, do I take that. Just weave through today’s weekly highlight of the best of social media celebrity skin.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Aly Michalka in a cleavy swimsuit, Jen Selter perfect bodacious booty, Miley Cyrus barely covering her funbags, Kelly Brook even more barely covering her super plump yams, Ariana Grande showing off sweet cleave, Renee Olstead beach racktastic, Pia Mia Perez bikini show, McKayla Maroney in tight tights, and much more. You owe it to the summer solstice to check out each and every one of these crazy hot candid shares. Enjoy.
Whoa, baby. Consider celebrity bikini season in full swing. Not that it ever truly ebbs, but it definitely flows a bit more broadly here in the warm summer months, as evidenced by todays bevy of bathing beauty celebrities posting pictures of themselves on social media. Some old friends, some new friends, some mostly nekkid friends, it really is the Easter basket meats Christmas morning here when we check out all the hot shared candids celebrity pictures of the week.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Sofia Vergara tanning in a two piece, McKayla Maroney doing her cute and cleavy thing, Renee Olstead back with a boobtastic vengeance, Tara Lipinski bikini booty, Maria Menounos bikini suntanning, Katy Perry bikini kitsch, Emma Roberts bikini vacation, Bella Thorne bikini in love, and much much more. You owe it to poor Anna Kendrick who says nobody ever asks her out on dates to check out each and every one of these socially shared sextastic candids. Enjoy.
While we wait for the Free the Nipple campaign to explode a bit broader across the social media picture sites, there’s still plenty of wicked hot celebrity hot bodied and gentleman ogler friendly narcissism going on on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and a bunch of other silly named sites and apps the kids are all using for their homework, naturally. How glorious to love in a digital age ripe with technology and an almost completely lack of humility. It really is combining to provide one of the most burgeoning departments in our mall store o the sextastic. Self-shared self-snapped hottie celebrity pics. Who would’ve thunk of this just ten years ago? What happens in the next ten years? I need to live!
Today’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the beautiful bikini body of Alexa Vega, the naughty nice cleavage of McKayla Maroney, the booty fineries of Jen Selter, the pasties covered ta-ta’s of Nick Minaj on fruitful exhibition, Jennette McCurdy showing off hot body parts, Nina Agdal looking ever so fine, Anastasia Ashley bikini thumper perfection, Pia Mia Perez bikini showoff, and much much more. You owe it to the truly selfless brainiacs who run for public office to check out each and every one of these tremendously inspiring shared social media candid pics. Enjoy.
Despite the Scout Willis protest against Instagram for prohibiting beautiful female lady parts, social media remains quite alive and well and full of faptastic wonderments shared by the celebrities themselves. Hot bikinis, exercised booties, cleavage shots, panties shots, yoga posing, it’s all there. It’s like being invited into the sorority house and handed a pair of binoculars and told you can hang out for the day. Okay, it’s not that awesome, but it certainly is close, and you don’t have to hear any songs.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Gisele Bundchen yoga posing , Vanessa Hudgens bikini goodness, Xenia Deli showing off her worked out bottom, Kelly Brook posing in shiny bra and panties, Jen Selter with one wicked hot body, Fox News babe Diana Falzone flashing serious cleavage, Michelle Rodriguez bikini, LeAnn Rimes two piece booty show off, and much much more. You owe it to the unfortunate people who live in the Italian town where Kim and Kanye exchanged vows of fidelity to check out each and every one of these red hot candid social media shares this week. Enjoy.
First, a shoutout to Cousin Jonathan who though he left the good ship Egotastic! to become a dramatically underemployed exotic dancer, still has dreams of marrying wealthy, to a girl such as Milwaukee Bucks owners daughter Mallory Edens. Mallory shocked the NBA anything watching world by being a super hot eighteen year old girl at the NBA Draft Lottery selection show. Yes, it’s a show, and, yes, Mallory is now famous. So, she leads our Sextastic Twitpic Roundup in her teen bikini stylings with a buddy today.
Joining Mallory in the Roundup is Jennette McCurdy barely contained in her own bikini, Aly Michalka and A.J. Michalka sisterly two piece sunbathing, Anastasia Ashley and her wicked fine bikini bottom, Coco flashing a drumstick and a booty cheek that you have to see to believe, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner showing off sideboob and cleavage at the Billboard Awards, Selena Gomez bikini cleavy selfie, Avril Lavigne showing off in her golden bikini, and much much more. You owe it to those very same downtrodden Milwaukee Bucks to check out each and every one of these sextastic self-published celebrity candids. You dig it or your money back. Enjoy.