Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Emily Ratajkowski Boobtastic, Ava Sambora Bikini Exhibition, Coco Austin Covered Topless Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Holy let the good times roll. The sextastic celebrities have kicked their sharing of thyselves and hot-thigh-selves into super high summer gear with the ladies young and not so young showing off their hot bodied assets. Every time somebody bitches about the malaise and degeneration of society thanks to social media, I need only direct them to the multitude of skintastic bikini and other revealing celebrity photos that in the old days we had to climb a fence, wait a year, and then get super lucky to capture. Now it’s right at our finger tips. As with everything in life, with the good comes the bad. This is definitely the good.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Bella Thorne bikini underwater views, Coco Austin barely covering her own ta-ta’s, Emily Ratajkowski flashing her epic bikini cleave, Jen Selter and her even more epic booty, Jessica Simpson showing off her new summer figure, Maria Menounos bikini faptastic, Pia Mia Perez shooting down her top, and much much more. You owe it to the ghosts of 0-0 World Cup matches to check out each and every one of these en fuego social media celebrity candid shares. You will not be disappointed. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Nipple Slip, Bella Thorne Bikini, McKayla Maroney Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Heidi Ho. That was the nickname of the girl I so desperately wanted to date in high school. I got Saxophone Susan instead. Sort of the same, though Susan only blew her own instrument. The point is, you don’t always get what you want in life. Until each Thursday when you come here and get a heaping hearty dose of the hottest pictures celebrities are pimping of themselves on social media. You want that. You need that. And today you shall have it for the relatively bargain price of zero dollars and zero cents. I know, I should be President.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is headed up, chested up, and all around made awesome by Selena Gomez nipple slip in an Instagram pic she can no longer erase, McKayla Maroney bikini top hotness, Bella Thorne making her own bid for summer bikini trophies, the amazing keester of Anastasia Ashley, Emmy Awesome in a bikini, Miley Cyrus covered topless, Sophie Monk down her blouse, and so much more. Don’t be annoying like LeBron and simply choose right here, right now, to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social media candids. You love them, or your money back. I done guarantee. Enjoy.

Kylie Jenner Bikini Risque, Sasha Cohen Bikini Yoga, Kate Upton in Bed Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

And the hits just keep on coming. Anybody who thought self-promotion by way of hot selfies was going anywhere soon has clearly, and thankfully, been greatly mistaken. The numbers are only increasing, as is the competition to get noticed. The more we keep running this Sextastic Twitpic Roundup, the more the ladies will be hot kitty fighting for attention. And, after all, that is clearly our intention. I love it when a plan comes together.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Arianny Celeste bikini hotness, Madison Pettis all grow’d up in a showy bikini, Kate Upton sultry in her bed, Kylie Jenner very daring bikini, Ashley Sky booty into wet heaven, Hilaria Baldwin sexy yoga posing, Sasha Cohen bikini yoga posing as well, Kelly Brook smoking cleavetastic, Jen Selter booty from the gods, and much much more. You owe it to Tim Howard and his sixteen saves to score a goal on each and every one of these hot social media shares. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Nipple, Bella Thorne Eats a Hot Dog, Sasha Cohen Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup was so big, I had to rent a warehouse just to store it in. Well, the Roundup plus my newly arrived mini-museum of beers from around the world. I tried to sign up for the girls from around the world club but it was out of my price range. Beer is a nice stand-in. And speaking of stand-ins, wow, the sextatstic celebrities stood in big time this week for racy, naughty, hot and heavy social media candids. I dare say this was the biggest week ever, but only because I can’t wait for it to be topped.

This week’s Roundup includes Bella Thorne being teasy Bella Thorne, Sasha Cohen in a bikini, Selena Gomez bikini, Jo-Jo Levesque busty bikini, Emily Ratajkowski cleavy, Kelly Osbourne booty, Pia Mia Perez cleavy, and much much more. You owe it to the 1-0 World Cup loss slide-into the next round by the USMNT to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social media self-candids. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Cleavage, Kelly Brook and Miley Cyrus Almost Topless Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The social media skin reveals almost happen faster than I can keep my neck from creaking out of control. Whoosh. There goes another one. The girls are taking the jobs away from the paparazzi, saying, you might get a shot of me out in the streets, but here I am in my bedroom wearing even less, so, there, take that. And, boy, do I take that. Just weave through today’s weekly highlight of the best of social media celebrity skin.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Aly Michalka in a cleavy swimsuit, Jen Selter perfect bodacious booty, Miley Cyrus barely covering her funbags, Kelly Brook even more barely covering her super plump yams, Ariana Grande showing off sweet cleave, Renee Olstead beach racktastic, Pia Mia Perez bikini show, McKayla Maroney in tight tights, and much more. You owe it to the summer solstice to check out each and every one of these crazy hot candid shares. Enjoy.

Renee Olstead Bikini, McKayla Maroney Cleavy, Maria Menounos Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Whoa, baby. Consider celebrity bikini season in full swing. Not that it ever truly ebbs, but it definitely flows a bit more broadly here in the warm summer months, as evidenced by todays bevy of bathing beauty celebrities posting pictures of themselves on social media. Some old friends, some new friends, some mostly nekkid friends, it really is the Easter basket meats Christmas morning here when we check out all the hot shared candids celebrity pictures of the week.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Sofia Vergara tanning in a two piece, McKayla Maroney doing her cute and cleavy thing, Renee Olstead back with a boobtastic vengeance, Tara Lipinski bikini booty, Maria Menounos bikini suntanning, Katy Perry bikini kitsch, Emma Roberts bikini vacation, Bella Thorne bikini in love, and much much more. You owe it to poor Anna Kendrick who says nobody ever asks her out on dates to check out each and every one of these socially shared sextastic candids. Enjoy.

Anastasia Ashley Bikini Booty, Nicki Minaj Chest Puppies Reveal, and Alexa Vega Bikini Hotness Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

While we wait for the Free the Nipple campaign to explode a bit broader across the social media picture sites, there’s still plenty of wicked hot celebrity hot bodied and gentleman ogler friendly narcissism going on on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and a bunch of other silly named sites and apps the kids are all using for their homework, naturally. How glorious to love in a digital age ripe with technology and an almost completely lack of humility. It really is combining to provide one of the most burgeoning departments in our mall store o the sextastic. Self-shared self-snapped hottie celebrity pics. Who would’ve thunk of this just ten years ago? What happens in the next ten years? I need to live!

Today’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the beautiful bikini body of Alexa Vega, the naughty nice cleavage of McKayla Maroney, the booty fineries of Jen Selter, the pasties covered ta-ta’s of Nick Minaj on fruitful exhibition, Jennette McCurdy showing off hot body parts, Nina Agdal looking ever so fine, Anastasia Ashley bikini thumper perfection, Pia Mia Perez bikini showoff, and much much more. You owe it to the truly selfless brainiacs who run for public office to check out each and every one of these tremendously inspiring shared social media candid pics. Enjoy.