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Paris Hilton See-Through Bras and Panties Flashes For… Actually, I’m Not Sure For What

I mean, these photos of Billionaire Barbie in various stages of coquettish tease are bound to get noticed, they're in the latest edition of V magazine, though I'm still not sure how to interpret them.

I guess the trick with Paris is not to look for deeper meaning. I'm pretty sure she doesn't herself. Just delight in her various balls and cars and other props as you admire her still rather admirable body. The one she takes with her to party around the world in her various Barbie roles and avocations. She has quite the life gig. Now you can see her nipples and panties and share in it just a bit more. Enjoy.

Maryna Linchuk Wet Hot and See-Through Show in Los Angeles

Well, only MOST every hot girl in the world was in Miami for the three-day weekend, a few did reserve their hotness for the West Coast, including notably Maryna Linchuk who took to the coast to find a woman with a spray bottle generous enough to shoot her sheer dress for this crazy sextastic photoshoot.

Now, Maryna Linchuk was already coming into this game with the generous genetic gifts of a world-class hottie, but you start throwing in trick plays like spritzing down her boobtastic and baring her steamy wet nipples and you suddenly have a photoshoot for the ages. Naturally, my only disappointment is that my application for funbag-wetter was rejected out of hand merely because of a stupid background check. Granted, I once used my tongue instead of the proscribed garden spray bottle, but that just means I'm zealous in my work. That should be praised! Maryna, call me, I'm ready to moisten once more. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Nipples Make Their New York Fashion Week Debut

God bless Instagram I guess, and fame-mad Kris Jenner, and Khloe Kardashian for sharing images of her little sister making her daring debut on the New York Fashion Week runway for Marc Jacobs. Something sure seems different about Kendall Jenner, and I'm not talking about just the weird wig and mannequin makeup they caked all over her. Ah, yes, those nipples.

We did see Kendall in a sheer top shortly after her barely legal birthday last November, but this would probably mark the first time she's pretty much flashed them in public. Now, it's not uncommon for high fashion models to wear very sheer or barely there at all tops in these highfalutin fashion extravaganzas. But this is Kendall Jenner. America's darling little girl. Well, maybe not all that, but certainly somebody who many people still see as a girl. I'm going to say woman at this point. A woman with perfectly perky nipples. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook See-Through Top and Panties Flashing Signals Serious Drool Time on the Red Carpet

If this sheer black braless top thing is going to become the latest craze for our most sextastic celebrities, then I'm going to switch from Cocoa Puffs to Special K, because I want to keep on living to see this.

Yesterday, Carmen Electra flashing her bare bazoongas beneath a see-through black dress top, today it's Kelly Brook with the mix of sheer cloth and bright red carpet lights at the British National Television Awards that led to this quite fetching sight. We've lusted Kelly Brook since first we saw her bodacious form, and that passion has only grown through the years. This sight of Kelly's award winning yams hardly concealed beneath her top, and her flashing of leg and her undergarments beneath her slit dress, well, invoke emergency protocol 71 and lay down the plastic sheeting. Daddy's coming home! Enjoy.

Carmen Electra See-Through Top Makes for Some Nipple Baring Good Times

There's sheer dresses, and then there's just sheer delight. I guess both were in play last night as the veteran hot Carmen Electra went out to play in Hollywood in a rather see-through dress top. Sheer material, bright paparazzi lights, no bra, it all made for one majestic peek at the alluring peaks of this still crazy hot actress and dancer.

Carmen was blessed with those special genes to give her decades and decades of lust inducing powers. Rather than stow away her talents, she's kind enough to share them often with the general public, looking better than she has really in years. Quite an amazing sight those perfect chest puppies so bold and proud to be let off the leash for an evening. I feel a howl coming on. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Flashes Her Braless Hotness in a Shimmering Manner

Joanna Krupa is a very put together woman. A hottie who isn't missing many details when she hits the scene to make a scene. So I'm quite sure she realizes she wasn't wearing any undergarments, at least up top, maybe the bottom, beneath her sheer and shimmering dress out in Hollywood. I for one could not be happier.

Yes, I'm slightly biased toward Joanna because of the obvious sexual attraction she felt toward me when we met a couple a weeks ago. A force so powerful she was clearly unable to speak it, let alone show it in any way whatsoever. But she certainly is a looker of the highest order. A blonde model of perfection who I dream of skinny dipping with in a very tiny bathtub. No bras required there either. Enjoy.

P.S. We didn't miss out on Joanna earlier in the day having lunch with her Houswife buddy, Joyce Giraud who almost fell out of her own top.

Katrina Bowden Bra-Revealing Sheer Dress Gives Me the Happy Tingles

I guess if my karma were at full strength, blonde hottie Katrina Bowden might've forget to wear a bra to the Entertainment Weekly SAG Awards pre-party. But, she remembered, much to my chagrin. Her sheer and body hugging dress left little to the imagination (and yet so much to the imagination) at the event, flashing her slender but wicked sextastic female form right to the top of the Hollywood party heap.

Silly bra ruined much, but it can't take away from the lust we've felt for Katrina Bowden since first feasting peeps on her on 30 Rock several years ago now. Just one of the best TV characters ever by sheer force of hotness. Bless you, Katrina, but curse your bra! Enjoy.