See-Through Top Posts:

Katrina Bowden Bra-Revealing Sheer Dress Gives Me the Happy Tingles

I guess if my karma were at full strength, blonde hottie Katrina Bowden might've forget to wear a bra to the Entertainment Weekly SAG Awards pre-party. But, she remembered, much to my chagrin. Her sheer and body hugging dress left little to the imagination (and yet so much to the imagination) at the event, flashing her slender but wicked sextastic female form right to the top of the Hollywood party heap.

Silly bra ruined much, but it can't take away from the lust we've felt for Katrina Bowden since first feasting peeps on her on 30 Rock several years ago now. Just one of the best TV characters ever by sheer force of hotness. Bless you, Katrina, but curse your bra! Enjoy.

Anais Zanotti Wet and Wild See-Through Boobtastic Tank Top in Miami

We've come to have rather fond feelings for French model and skydiving stuntwoman Anais Zanotti since she took up residence at the unofficial College of Miami Beach Booty Shows and provides us outstanding visuals along the South Florida shore weekly these days. Over Christmas, Anais went classic wet t-shirt for the gentleman oglers in the area, flashing her sweet teat treats through her sheer tank top for both the sun and the sons of man to behold.

It was truly a Christmas kind of peeping miracle. Well, maybe not a miracle, but I'm pretty sure I heard the angels sing. Okay, so maybe that was just a bunch of guys whistling. Still, it was majestic. Behold the funbags! Enjoy.

Rihanna Loves Sheer Dresses and Fishnet Stockings (So Do We!)

Rihanna is perhaps the reigning queen of all things sheer and see-through top. We've always suspect the Bajan diva prefers no top at all, but if she must conform to some convention, the sheerest of tops that reveal her braless wonderments beneath it shall be.

Just in case you weren't bemused, Rihanna threw in some fishnet stockings for good fetish measure. I really do admire her fashion sense. It's how I would dress women if, I mean, when, I rule the world. Enjoy.

Micaela Schaefer Cut-Out Sheer Dress Is Most Clothes She’s Worn In Months (And It’s Not Much)

Micaela Schaefer is my favorite kind of gal. She really has little use for clothing. I'm sure she has an innate desire to shop, like most, but when she does it's generally tiny tops, revealing bottoms, or as she did for this Fragrance launch in Germany, a dress with not very much material.

The first step is making sure you have the body to pull this kind of dress off. I'm going to go ahead and certify Micaela in that regard after a thirty-minute up and down scan over her boobtastic revealing form. The second step is the ability to be mostly nekkid in public and smile like you're a royal without a care in the world. That's another check for Micaela. The third step is to call me discreetly to come help you pull your little wardrobe out of various places it might be clinging. Nobody's yet to reach that third step, but I keep my cellphone charged 24x7 just in case. Enjoy.

Alyssa Miller See-Through Sultry Sextastic for Galore

Alyssa Miller truly is an under-appreciated beautiful wonderful thing. Maybe it's because she doesn't work as much as some of her counterparts, she's not producing shoots every single week. But this rare L.A. native model leaves me feeling quite native every time she reveals her dark featured hotness in front of the cameras. You throw in some see-through sextastic goodness by way of Galore magazine, and everybody and their dad should be imagining Alyssa Miller in the still darkness of their evening repose.

Obviously, that's just a suggestion. If you wish to leave more Alyssa just for me, I'm good with that as well. I am a man of girthy appetites. And, Alyssa, just one sweet looking dish. Enjoy.

 

Toni Garrn See-Through Wet Boobtastic Bikini Reveals on the Beach in St. Bart’s

I'm not sure if we're still pretending that sextastic German young model Toni Garrn is dating Leonardo Dicaprio or not, either way, nice real or not notch on his bedpost as we see a fuller extent of Toni's wicked hot female form soaked through to her epic chest in St. Bart's shooting for V.S. These photos will never make the catalog or promotional cut, but I'm down with the photographer setting them up regardless, for the benefit of gentleman oglers and mankind in general.

I only wish more hot girls along the beach would indulge in such sheer revealing wardrobe. I know V.S. is trying to sell bikinis, but all I can think about purchasing is Toni's bare racktastic. I'm so flummoxed I've completely neglected to mention her fine arse. I think I'm going to cry. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones See-Through Goodness Still Clinging onto 2013

As we enter the final month of Lucky '13 as I feel like we just dubbed it so days ago, and we most definitely look forward to 2014, we still cling onto the past like children suckling onto the maternal bosom. And in the case of these see-though outtakes from the 2013 Rosie Jones Calendar, that bosom suckling analogy is downright perfect.

Those who forget their history are doomed to repeat it. While there's no way I could fathom forgetting a single shot of the wicked hot Rosie Jones ever, I wouldn't mind repeating 2013 with her sextastic offerings. Including these boobtastic reveals we are only now discovering at the tail end of the year. You should definitely be looking forward to hanging Rosie 2014 on your wall, but forsake not your hotness history, as provided by the unparalleled lust inducement of Rosie Jones in a teasy top. Enjoy.