I’ve seen Rita Ora in person. She’s an incredibly attractive young lady. I’m saying that in a polite manner such that if I ever get the chance to meet her again, we can talk about what a gentleman I am before I ask her out on a date involving nekkid mud wrestling, not watching, engaging.
Rita got herself before the lucky bastard Terry Richardson’s camera for one of his classic in-studio shoots featuring the blonde styled Britty diva in a see-through bra showing off her precious nipple treats beneath. She really is quite the alluring song bird. Those yum muffins need a little taste testing. Wait, did I write that out loud? Rita, you’re messing with my mind. Enjoy.
Well, you can’t wear much less up top and still get into an NBA game than Rihanna did to barely cover her yearning to be free boobtastic at the Nets playoff game. The Bajan diva traditionally does not favor covering up her body much, but does make allowances for modern social conventions. Like this sheer white tank top and no bra that essentially exhibited her muffins for all the basketball world to see. I saw. And I was happy.
Say what you will about Rihanna, if other sextastic celebrities followed her lead as to showy if at all there wardrobe, we’d have a hundred times more happy sights to see. She’s got the right spirit, and the body to match. Rihanna, you deserve a medal. And I see exactly where I’d like to pin it. Enjoy.
Thanks to a bunch of you sweaty stinky manfolk I like to call my peers for alerting me to the sight of Ireland Baldwin and her see-through top in quite the right light at Coachella. Now that Ireland is eighteen, and maybe kind of sort of leaning Sapphic according to our friends at WWTDD, we can quite lawfully show you her exhibitionist style black top sans bra at the formerly indie hipster music event. Yep, those are Ireland’s barely legal boobs. Indeed. Hi. How are you.
Every time I begin to think there’s no hope for the next generation, that we are doomed to be drowned out by culturally backwards, app downloading and incessantly texting youths of today, I am given a sign of hope. A simple sign. Such as Ireland Baldwin’s fine looking funbags. And I know we are doing just fine. Enjoy.
Miranda Kerr seems to be doing fine. We just had to show you her full range of tanned and fine divorcee looks in the current edition of Vogue Spain, wherein the Aussie once-more single lady shows why see-through tops and being super good looking are enough to make any man weak in the knees.
When Miranda married, we were concerned. When she produced a child, I nearly cried. No, not out of joy. But the fact remains that the sextastic is a very powerful and all-abiding force in this universe. It’s far less fragile and fleeting as one might think. Girls like Miranda with the powers of uber lust inducement never really fade away, in most cases, life’s little hiccups only make them look that much better. Case in point, check out these photos of her Miranda’s sweet tempting funbags peeking through her tops. She’s not lost a single step. Enjoy.
Well, a bra peek will have to do at this point as the German supermodel and business woman extraordinaire returned from her multiply topless bikini vacation down Mexico way and while LAX does not permit nudity in the terminals, thankfully if you’ve been to LAX. Heidi Klum did manage to still get a little attention with a see-through sheer top. Not quite the full flashing of her motherly yams, but it was a subtle reminder that she happily removes her tops while 98% of her peers in Hollywood perish the thought.
Heidi Klum, I think I’m like nineteenth now on your wait list for next boyfriends during your midlife crisis of sorts. I’d prefer to be higher, but I can wait patiently if you can keep looking amazing and blonde and tall and wonderful. Let me know when I’m third to go or so so I can start oiling up. Like a an overgrown boy scout, I am always prepared. Enjoy.
Any time you get a pet-related cause benefit going, you’re going to get some supremely good looking celebrities out for the gala or party or spay and neuter party. The Human Society is the biggee and they celebrated their 60th anniversary with a full and loaded cast of sextastic hotties at a benefit to raise money to help out our furry little friends.
While there were numerous sextastic ladies decked out for the event, Joanna Krupa and her super duper see-through dress surely made an impression, as did the massive sideboob revealing little number worn by Twilight brunette darling Christian Serratos. I’m not sure if the animals noticed all the effort these ladies put into showing off their sensational boobtastic, but if they did, you might’ve heard some happy barks and purrs in honor of the exhibitionist delights. Oh, to be a hairy little beast in either of these two ladies’ arms over the weekend. That is the position of honor. Enjoy.
I’m going to officially call this a new trend. Maybe it’s an old trend that is new again, but for some inexplicable and entirely fortunate and blessed reason, the hot ladies of Tinsel Town are no longer wearing bras beneath their sheer tops. Maybe they burned their bras in feminist protest, or, more likely, their wardrobe klatch friends and assistants have assessed that this is the new height of fashion sensation.
I certainly feel sensational peeking at the poking nipples of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley casually promenading in Malibu as if we are not all staring at her petite but so sweet funbags. Who says fashion is boring? Well, I do, but not today in the new era of braless boobtastic see-through tops. I couldn’t be happier about modern style. Enjoy.