Well, a bra peek will have to do at this point as the German supermodel and business woman extraordinaire returned from her multiply topless bikini vacation down Mexico way and while LAX does not permit nudity in the terminals, thankfully if you’ve been to LAX. Heidi Klum did manage to still get a little attention with a see-through sheer top. Not quite the full flashing of her motherly yams, but it was a subtle reminder that she happily removes her tops while 98% of her peers in Hollywood perish the thought.
Heidi Klum, I think I’m like nineteenth now on your wait list for next boyfriends during your midlife crisis of sorts. I’d prefer to be higher, but I can wait patiently if you can keep looking amazing and blonde and tall and wonderful. Let me know when I’m third to go or so so I can start oiling up. Like a an overgrown boy scout, I am always prepared. Enjoy.
Any time you get a pet-related cause benefit going, you’re going to get some supremely good looking celebrities out for the gala or party or spay and neuter party. The Human Society is the biggee and they celebrated their 60th anniversary with a full and loaded cast of sextastic hotties at a benefit to raise money to help out our furry little friends.
While there were numerous sextastic ladies decked out for the event, Joanna Krupa and her super duper see-through dress surely made an impression, as did the massive sideboob revealing little number worn by Twilight brunette darling Christian Serratos. I’m not sure if the animals noticed all the effort these ladies put into showing off their sensational boobtastic, but if they did, you might’ve heard some happy barks and purrs in honor of the exhibitionist delights. Oh, to be a hairy little beast in either of these two ladies’ arms over the weekend. That is the position of honor. Enjoy.
I’m going to officially call this a new trend. Maybe it’s an old trend that is new again, but for some inexplicable and entirely fortunate and blessed reason, the hot ladies of Tinsel Town are no longer wearing bras beneath their sheer tops. Maybe they burned their bras in feminist protest, or, more likely, their wardrobe klatch friends and assistants have assessed that this is the new height of fashion sensation.
I certainly feel sensational peeking at the poking nipples of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley casually promenading in Malibu as if we are not all staring at her petite but so sweet funbags. Who says fashion is boring? Well, I do, but not today in the new era of braless boobtastic see-through tops. I couldn’t be happier about modern style. Enjoy.
I don’t know if Rose McGowan and Sharon Stone called each other and said, hey, let’s show off our boobies at Craig’s restaurant, but Rose followed suit with Sharon, perhaps even more so, and went braless in a black sheer form fitting top that show off pretty much the entirety of her hot body perfect ta-ta’s.
Rose McGowan has not been shy of late in the skintastic female showoff department. She works her body hard and brings it out to play as a woman of allure ought. What’s the point of building something great if you’re going to hide it in the garage and not share? That’s how I feel about my Civil War toothpick collection. I’m glad to see Rose feels the same way about her bare yum yums. Just look at her shine. Bravo, Rose McGowan. You are the almost topless wind beneath my wings. Enjoy.
If there’s one thing Sharon Stone loves to do, okay, two things if you count making craptastic movies, it’s show off her award winning relatively young ta-ta’s beneath her open or see-through tops. She did very much of this exhibition leaving Craig’s restaurant over the weekend in a sheer top with no bra, causing any and all camera flashes to reveal her bare sweet modified funbags beneath.
Sharon Stone is still very much in the game. She’s got ambition, means, and an entire wardrobe of see-through tops that guarantee we’ll be eyeing her funions for some time to come. Let this be a lesson to you younger ladies of Hollywood, time to up your game or lose it to the AARP members. Enjoy.
There’s a lot going on here. You really need to do some careful perusing of this particular selection of BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee posing for a photoshoot by her native environment, a public pool in Miami with some very fortunate viewers.
In this particular round, Jennifer is showing off top, bottom, front, back, and what seems to be a Brazilian wax in her revealing tight wet t-shirt top and a bikini bottom that naturally has come untied. There’s little left for this muscle toned mama to hide. I’m not sure she actually is trying. I do know this must make her PTA gatherings much more exciting that your typical parental get-together. She loves muscle. So do we, Jennifer. So do we. Enjoy.
Well, like I’ve been saying, the competition is very rough at Miami Beach. If you’re one of the mid-40′s Bravo housewife divorcees like Marysol Patton you can bet you’re already facing an uphill battle. And nothing says I’m ready for battle like wearing a sheer top without a bikini on underneath as you splash your big newer funbags in and out of the ocean. It’s definitely a strategy, one I highly endorse at that. You can’t just show up without a plan.
Marysol Patton, you may not quite have the game of the dozens of 20-something international models flocked to South Florida to show off their Pilates and God-given genetically blessed bodies, but you’ve got style and veteran know-how, my dear lady. I applaud you and your wet boobtastic. Enjoy.