Sam Edelman

Kate Upton Playful on the Beach With Boobs and Buttockals

Kate Upton makes any photoshoot a fun photoshoot. She could be shooting a commerical for home mortgage refinancing and give financially underwater homeowners a boner. It’s true. Trust me, I’ve imagined it.

On the chilly beach over the weekend in a Sam Edelman commercial shoot, Kate got down to unbuttoning her top and flashing her bra covered cleavage, a healthy amount of legs and booty, and all-around looked like a curvaceous playful kitten in the sand. I guess this is why she gets paid the big bucks while when I roll around in the sand at the beach half-dressed, parents run for the parking lot while covering their children’s eyes. Kate Upton, we need to beach together some time soon. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Black and White and Hot All Over for Sam Edelman

I don’t exactly know who Sam Edelman is, I think something to do with shoes. But I do know that having his name stamped below some wicked hot black and white photos of Kate Upton means I want him to be my friend. Introduce me to Kate perhaps, over drinks, or bowling, or bowling and drinks where I can really impress Kate with my 130 scoring average and my ability to drink a Long Island Iced Tea entirely through my nose.

It may or may not work, but when I wind up spitting up on Kate, maybe she’ll let me watch her change her top. File this under horrible horrible plans for getting lucky. Kate Upton doth inspire. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Pimping Shoes With B/W Hotness

I really don’t get women’s shoes advertising. And this comes from a dude who once spent several months jamming size eight women’s dogs into size seven shoes in the name of vanity and sales commissions. With men’s shoes, they show you a picture of the shoe, you like it or you don’t. With women’s shoes, you have to have the whole outfit, the scenery, the ambience. It’s not just a shoe, it’s a major life and lifestyle decision. Like moving to Cleveland. Or changing genders. It’s just a shoe.

Having said that, with Kate Upton on your tab for modeling, you sure as hell better show more than just feet (not that we couldn’t spend a few happy hours perusing the blonde bombshell’s perfect pedals) as the good folks at Sam Edelman footwear have figured out in this brief, but must-see promotional photo set of Kate Upton in black and white.

Yet another sextastic look from the girl we’d like to someday call our FWB. Enjoy.