Kate Upton makes any photoshoot a fun photoshoot. She could be shooting a commerical for home mortgage refinancing and give financially underwater homeowners a boner. It’s true. Trust me, I’ve imagined it.
On the chilly beach over the weekend in a Sam Edelman commercial shoot, Kate got down to unbuttoning her top and flashing her bra covered cleavage, a healthy amount of legs and booty, and all-around looked like a curvaceous playful kitten in the sand. I guess this is why she gets paid the big bucks while when I roll around in the sand at the beach half-dressed, parents run for the parking lot while covering their children’s eyes. Kate Upton, we need to beach together some time soon. Enjoy.
I don’t exactly know who Sam Edelman is, I think something to do with shoes. But I do know that having his name stamped below some wicked hot black and white photos of Kate Upton means I want him to be my friend. Introduce me to Kate perhaps, over drinks, or bowling, or bowling and drinks where I can really impress Kate with my 130 scoring average and my ability to drink a Long Island Iced Tea entirely through my nose.
It may or may not work, but when I wind up spitting up on Kate, maybe she’ll let me watch her change her top. File this under horrible horrible plans for getting lucky. Kate Upton doth inspire. Enjoy.
I really don’t get women’s shoes advertising. And this comes from a dude who once spent several months jamming size eight women’s dogs into size seven shoes in the name of vanity and sales commissions. With men’s shoes, they show you a picture of the shoe, you like it or you don’t. With women’s shoes, you have to have the whole outfit, the scenery, the ambience. It’s not just a shoe, it’s a major life and lifestyle decision. Like moving to Cleveland. Or changing genders. It’s just a shoe.
Having said that, with Kate Upton on your tab for modeling, you sure as hell better show more than just feet (not that we couldn’t spend a few happy hours perusing the blonde bombshell’s perfect pedals) as the good folks at Sam Edelman footwear have figured out in this brief, but must-see promotional photo set of Kate Upton in black and white.
Yet another sextastic look from the girl we’d like to someday call our FWB. Enjoy.