The AMFAR gala at the Cannes Film Festival was a veritable smorgasbord of hotness. Sweet lord there were boobs galore. Irina Shayk wore a pink dress that showed off not only deep cleav but also most of her sexy legs. Legendary hottie Heidi Klum was also on hand in a blue dress with a plunging neckline that showed off the inner sides of her funbags and a deep slit that revealed her fabulous Teutonic legs. Bombshell singer Nicole Scherzinger was there in a black dress that basically only covered her nips, so there was side and top boob all over the place. In addition, classic beauty Sharon Stone was at the event and she seems to have forgotten her bra at home. Needless to to say that the slit in the front of her dress made us relive our teenage Basic Instinct fantasies. What can I say about Rosario Dawson’s cleavage-filled dress with peek-a-boo window to her ta-tas? Yes, please is what I can say! Michelle Rodriguez also brought along her sideboobs. Basically, what I’m telling you is that everyone had their ladies out. Lara Stone basically wore a push-up bra and Dita Von Teese wore one of her typical sideboobtacular dresses. Kylie Minogue might as well have just come shirtless. And Alessandra Ambrosio? She was busting out all over.
If all of these spectacular ladies and their sideboobs didn’t raise enough money then nothing will.
Alessandra Ambrosio, amfAR Gala, Cleavage, Dita Von Teese, Heidi Klum, Irina Shayk, Kylie Minogue, Lara Stone, Michelle Rodriguez, Nicole Scherzinger, Rosario Dawson, Sharon Stone
The lovely Rosario Dawson took time out of promoting her latest movie to go swimming in the ocean in Cannes, France. She’s there to promote her film The Captive. I’ll tell you what I’m captivated by: her lovely lady melons. Though the swimsuit is a one piece, it does give you a nice look at her amazing cleavage. I’ve hearted her chest area since I saw it in the buff in that Alexander movie with Colin Farrell. In fact, that sex scene is pretty much the only reason to see that movie. I’m not sure if she gets in the buff in this latest flick, but a boy can dream. You can also see a little bit of her firm cheeks as she gets out of the water. Would that I were a drop of water that I might cling to that booty. That’s poetry, y’all.
I went to Cannes once when a movie I did was in the festival. I didn’t see anyone that looked like Rosario Dawson on the beach. Mostly it was old French ladies. Naked. Obviously, I need to get another movie in stat because the festival attendees have gotten hotter.
Oh, baby, I don’t know how I forgot your birthday. It’s just I’m so so busy and you’re always away and… yeah, that isn’t going to fly. Not with a super hottie, often underrated sextastic in Rosario Dawson. She does so much for us throughout the year, including some quite recent full frontals onscreen, and we, I, go and am a day late on her birthday.
I wouldn’t blame Rosario for skipping my late night booty call tonight. And I wouldn’t blame you for deciding not to take a look at some of our favorite cleavetastic shots of Rosario from recent times. Though I suspect you will. Happy Birthday, Rosario.
It’s been quite a time for Rosario Dawson, super fine Latina who we recently got to see full-frontally bare in the new movie Trance. Now, a very hot photoshoot in GQ to promote her film.
I always lusted Rosario Dawson, though Death Proof probably was the film that sealed the deal for me. She saved it. Just by looking ridiculously hot, which is a skill nonpareil. Enjoy.
Check out the Rosario Dawson full interview and slide show and the Rosario Dawson photoshoot video in GQ.
It’s good to be President.
Even though the Correspondents Dinner each year is hosted by the media, let’s face it, you’re not getting a bunch of Hollywood hotties to fly across the country to the swamplands along the Potomac to hang with a bunch of press nerds. They’re there to flaunt it for Obama, and flaunt they did, including Rosario Dawson who flashed almost every allowable inch of her pushed up and out funbags in the direction of the Commander in Chief. And Elizabeth Banks just looked all kinds of grown up veteran hot. Throw in supermodel Irina Shayk who I’m sure was involved in some high level foreign policy discussions after dinner, and you had quite a hotness headliner act firming up the Executive Branch, as it were, at the black-tie affair.
Now, we do our best to stay away from politics and religion on Egotastic!, because that’s the kind of stuff that people have been arguing slash killing each other over for thousands of years, and, let’s be real, widespread bloody human massacres can be a real boner killer, but when the sextastic celebrities, we will go anywhere to bring them to you. Enjoy.