The ever sexy Rita Ora was showing off her cans…at Cannes. See what I did there? No, but seriously, her mammoth boobage was spilling out of her dress like a ta-ta waterfall. It’s not hard to see why. Rita has some spectacular lady melons. They are nice and round and so large that they create their own gravitational pull that makes other smaller boobs orbit around them. As if that wasn’t enough, her dress was also cut really high. The result was that you could see her legs all the way up to her creamy thighs. Oh, what I wouldn’t give to have those bad boys wrapped around me. But alas, all I can do is look at these pictures and dream.
I had a movie in the Cannes Film Festival once. It was a short about a Mexican wrestler doll that comes to life after being splashed by hot sauce. I really should have gone to France and then I would have gotten to see hotties like Rita in the flesh.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet/Splash
Cleavage, Rita Ora
I know what you’re thinking. Thank God for yet another music award show because the first twelve of 2015 simply were not enough time to showcase pop music. Exactly. Hence, the 2015 Billboard Music Awards which did precisely what all the award shows before them did, only they changed the names on the placards and banners. Still, it was yet another chance for the super hotties of the music world to get decked out in revealing gowns to garner attention on the red carpet and stage and remind everybody that even if their music is boring and derivative, their fleshy funbags are quite worth buying their music.
Rita Ora and her barely covered booty and cleavetastic dress won the evening, followed not far behind by Taylor Swift in a rather racy funbag display by her standards and Jennifer Lopez in a nude number that is mind boggling hot for her veteran status. The other queens and divas and princesses of pop music shined as well, all wearing form hugging numbers that were like music to my eyes. If you turn down the music, we could be living in the best female pop scene of forever, by hotness standards. Check out all this celebrity skin and see if you don’t agree. Oh, and crank the Scorpions! Enjoy.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet/Splash
There is much competition for hot body reveals among today’s leading young hot pop stars. Don’t think they aren’t checking out the various levels of exhibitionism put on by their friends, maybe, but definitely their peers and cohorts and even competitors for eyeballs and ticket sales. Miley and Rihanna really raised the bar to a new level a few short years ago and ever since, well, wow, it’s been a renaissance of skin reveals from the girls who sing the favorite songs of girls and young men trying to get with those girls.
Hence, when Rita Ora gets an invite to see Charli XCX in concert in London, you know she’s not going in sweats and a hoodie. Oh, no, my friend. There will be no undergarments involved. And if we’re lucky, as we were last night, the clothes will be see-through as well, providing the perfect peep at Rita’s blessedly hot teats under her barest of tops. Chilly London evenings be damned, these puppies need to come out and play. Consider this a sextastic peekaboo shot across the bow. The most revealing pop star title isn’t ever handed out, it’s merely a never ending game. Thankfully so. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI
Pop princess Rita Ora was looking all kinds of boobtacular for her appearance on The Voice in London. She was essentially just wearing a shiny bra top. The sheer magnitude of Rita’s ta-tas makes it difficult for any bra to keep her chest puppies from being tamed. She was basically popping out all over. There is some sidebooob as well as some serious cleav. It’s a good thing she was on British TV and not here in America. They show boobies on TV more than we do. I think that the ability to deal with toplessness is a mark of sophistication in a society. That is one way the Europeans have us beat. First time I was in Europe I remember seeing full frontal on a soda commercial.
We’ll catch up one day, but in the meantime we can stare at Rita’s boobage and dream of a brighter tomorrow.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet/PacificCoastNews
Cleavage, Rita Ora
Rita Ora is looking so mighty fine these days, having turned her earlier days letting it all hang out a bit body into one masterfully tight bikini showcase. So much so she got emboldened to imitate that silly Beyonce fractured motion video 7-11 where she sings about dice or going to get Ben & Jerry’s and Slim Jims at two in the morning. Most importantly, these songs are showcases for diva hot bodied goodness. And Rita Ora has the goodness.
I can’t believe how fortunate we are to live in a time when pop music is almost entirely defined by how crazy hot the performers are. Not just hot, but willing to show off their amazing bodies and grind around like Khan-era concubines. Forget the music, this entire production is off the charts. You can always mute the sound. The visuals are ever stunning. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Rita Ora Youtube
Bikinis, Rita Ora
Photo Credit: Getty Images
Philly might be the city of brotherly love, unless you’ve been to a Flyers game rooting for the opponent, naturally, but it also served as the latest stop in the Jingle Ball radio station concert tour making it the city of Rita Ora nipple pokes and cleavage last night. Rita has never shied away from tight and showy stage costumes, even more so since she got fully into the rigorous workout routines of her fellow pop stars and really toned up her fine female form. If you’ve got it, flaunt it. And she did.
Pop music may be getting worse, or just plain always been bad, but the ladies belting it out and or lip synching it in concert sure are getting more faptastic and showy. Roll over Beethoven and all that. I think we’re finally found pop’s hot spot. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Getty Images / Splash News