Renee Olstead

Renee Olstead Blonde Kitschy Hotness

At some point, our ginger crush Renee Olstead was lost and gone forever. She was an up and coming star so red and right in our universe, like the formation of a new solar system about to unfold. But then this or that happened and maybe some shrinkage and the loss of the ginger locks and everything kind of went to pieces. Hey, the sextastic game is not for everyone, it’s rough and tumble and dicey and dangerous and for some reason smells like cinnamon. The point being, some of our very hottest finds often drop in and out of our radar, it happens all the time. We were sad when it happened to Renee.

Now Renee is up to her favorite memes, retro kitschy visuals, including platinum blonde teased up hair and throwback wardrobe and stylings, and a whole bunch of other artistic choices that we will never quite understand in these Lori Anne photos. Nevertheless, underneath it all remains the original ginger crush, a beacon of red heat still yearning to be freed. And, yes, that curvaceous killer form. Enjoy.

Renee Olstead Blonde (Which Kills Us) but Cleavy (Which Brings Us Back to Life)

Well, what can you do? Our secret ginger lust crush back to being blonde in public, BUT… oh, that delicious body of Renee Olstead, back and showing off at a W Magazine red carpet, full duty cleavage with her killer smile and just making us wish, oh, how we wish, for the return of the original ginger.

We hate to look a super hot gift horse in the mouth, but, please, Renee, bring back the red. The world needs it now more than ever. Enjoy.

Renee Olstead Returning to Red and Sextastic in Regard Magazine

While our formerly ginger secret lust crush, Renee Olstead, has not quite yet reverted back to her pure redheaded form, we’ll accept the pseudo-red and the hot bodied views of the sextastic singer and thespianic as she appears in Regard magazine this month.

We love Renee’s smile in her photo spreads as it allows us to desperately imagine that she’s thinking about us as she’s posing for the cameras. A stretch? Perhaps, but when it comes to the Egotastic! fantasy meter, Renee Olstead sends our thermometers well past the red and into bursting levels. Enjoy.

Renee Olstead, a Return to Red, a Return to That Delightful Tingle

Well, it’s not exactly back to the natural ginger yet, but baby steps as our original redheaded crush Renee Olstead just exited from the land of blondes back into the realm of the fiery reds.

Consider us in Ready to Tingle mode….

Renee Olstead Busty Goodness Breaksout on Red Carpet for Assassins Creed III Launch

Perhaps the highlight of the week’s sextastic news was notice from Renee Olstead herself that on November 3, 2012, our original ginger lust crush will be returning to her natural state of redheadedness. Fireplug topped to match the rest of her bodacious form.

We are counting the days, hours, and minutes.

In the interim, we can grab an eyeful of the busty young thespianic and singer from her appearance on the red carpet of the Assassin’s Creed III launch party last night in Hollywood. A bunch of hottie were out in full force, but our mojo was swayed toward the hefty huggables on Renee, and when she goes back to ginger, I think we’re going to need to enter a permanent state of medication. Enjoy.

Renee Olstead Makes Us Love Life With Sextastic Red Carpet Appearance at Charity Event

We will forever begrudge Renee Olstead for losing her ginger locks and the very powerful source of our secret lust crush upon her frame and person. However, we’d be lying (more than usual) if we didn’t admit to still highly and heavily lusting her blonde treats in her various smiling appearances about Hollywood’s red carpets, premieres, and socially-minded community events.

Over the weekend at the ‘Life is Love’ event, Renee lit up the crimson walkway with a little dress that starts to show to us the young lady we first fell in lust with, sans the ruby top. One day, we’ll convince Renee to bring back the red and powerful and show up for one of the photoshoots we keep inviting her to attend, and that day will be ginger and grand indeed. Enjoy.

Renee Olstead Drops Some Formerly Ginger Now Blonde Hotness to Promote Her New Music

Our former ginger crush, now blonde hottie Renee Olstead, has some new music out and she’s celebrating with a little bit of sexy photo shoot, sharing some of what we love, so you might discover some of the music she loves. Having seen Renee live on stage before, I can tell you there is both sextastic looks and musical talent aplenty, a wicked combination. And if you look long enough at these photos, you might just hear some bedroom music, or, perhaps that’s just me (but I doubt it).

While we await the return of the original ginger, we will rejoice in the continuation of the hotness. Enjoy.