Consider me a fan of baseball, apple pie, mom. Consider me willing to trade any of those away for a chance to be alone with Laura Vandervoort in a haunted house filled with zombies where she has only me to cling to for safety. Naturally, I would use her as my first line of defense, but I sacrificed her to the undead, I’m pretty sure I could convince her that rounds and rounds of sweaty messy and often disturbing love making was our only chance for survival. People laugh at me for thinking such things, but when the invasion happens, I’m the one who’s going to be prepared. And, hopefully, over Laura Vandervoort’s knee as she spanks me for the magazines she finds under my bed.
Featured in this innocent, but highly sextastic pictorial for Regard Magazine, Laura shows why the hottest among the species look incredibly passion inducing without even trying. She has so many skills. It’s like LeBron. He doesn’t need to go one-hundred percent to beat you in HORSE. If Laura ever turned on the full powers of her womanly ways, half the male population might crumple from complete and sudden muscle tone loss. What a way to go. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Regard Magazine
