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READER FINDS: Diane Lane Topless, Laura Linney Topless, Jenna Marbles Nip Slip, and Much Much More

 

Blessed be the mother of all days, Friday, the maidenhead of the week if you will, which births us into the weekend of recreation, restoration, and for approximately 84% of you, masturbation. It's okay, you're not going to hell. Not for that at least. Especially not today when we celebrate the communal spirit that runs deep in the Egotastic! neighborhood, the gathering together for the sharing of the social honeypot we like to call, Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Diane Lane topless veteran hotness in a deleted scene from Unfaithful (thank you kindly to EgoReader 'Buck'), French styled Juliette Binoche topless in her prime on the silver screen (kudos to the early 90's capture from 'Glenn'), Tom Cruise's first wife Mimi Rogers flashing full frontal in skinema grandeur (tossed into our yard by 'Grady'), Natasha Poly getting Frenchy topless (blessings from 'Ian'), Alexandra Daddario leggy hotness in a new photoshoot (somebody named 'Ben B.' knows we have a major Daddario crush), Laura Linney in a wicked fine topless performance (transmitted by 'Denev'), classic throwback to 70's full frontal Susan Blakely (whoa bushy happy days from 'Steve G.'), Candice Swanepoel nekkid in a Russell James shoot (deliciousness by way of 'Fran'), yummy Caitlin Wynters topless goodness in Loaded (delivered to our doorstep by 'David P.'), the sultry Karen Carreno in early day bikini modeling pics (vavoom delivered by 'Owen'), Paris Hilton nip slip before the Grammys (a Barbie nip view from 'Anon'), Samantha Hoopes Guess lingerie model goodness (thank you much to 'Danielle'), Lizzy Brochere getting it on for the screen (gratefulness to 'Raoul D.'),  the ever so slightest of nip slips from Jenna Mourney aka Jenna Marbles (eagled eyed by '@Wit'), Chrissy Teigen full on nip slip in bikini photoshoot (lovely find by 'Todd'), late 70's Christie Brinkley flashing some serious bush (discovered by the beaver-focused 'Kurtis'), Barbara Palvin nip slip backstage (kudos goes out to 'Heinz'), Brazilian babe Fabiana Semprebom topless modeling pic (quick and pleasant find from 'Chris'), Paz de la Huerta bloody unclothed for Nurse 3D promo pics (cinematic discovery from 'Cazuela'), and last, but never least, Pamela Anderson in topless stills from her extended musical interlude in Barbwire (blonde bombshell boobtastic provided by 'Dean'). Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Anne Vyalitsina Topess, Kristen Stewart See-Through Bottom, Maybe Lindsey Duke Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 

Could it possibly be we've not only come to the end of the week, but also to the end of January of the year of the sextastic 2014. Time really does fly when you're using your mind power appropriately to leer at ridiculously hot mostly undressed women. It beats paperwork by a good margin. As is our custom, on Friday mornings, or afternoons if those mornings be a bit clouded with stupor, we open up the Egotastic! mailbag to see what treasures all of you are dying to share with, well, all of you. It's a magical circle of sharing we like to call, Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Aimee Teegarden bikini goodness (thanks to EgoReader ''Stan' for this delightful sight), Candice Swanepoel topless can never be wrong (handed off by 'Tony D.'), Daisy Lowe topless in I-D magazine (ooh, Lowe goodness from 'Devon'), Kristine Rose topless on the silver screen (thank you kindly to 'Rose'), Emily Watson nekkid on camera early in her career (distributed gracefully by 'Charlie'), Weronika Rosati  topless and hot in the canceled series Luck (ta-ta goodness provided by 'Len G.'), Kristen Stewart in a see-through dress bottom (transmitted warmly by 'Andrew B.'), Laura Vandervoort sideboob on SyFy (eagle-eyed by 'Bill S.'), the inimitable Rosie Jones topless in a Ketchup photoshoot (mmm good via 'Steve H.'), Tiffani Amber Thiessen old school wet and see-through (jolt of the 90210 from 'Jules'), the delicious Candice Boucher flashing her funbags (candy's canes dropped off by 'Stu'), throwback to Carrie Fisher in her Princess Leia days bikini for Rolling Stone (never ceased to be amazed, kudos to 'Danny'), cyber hottie Leanna Decker flashing her gorgeous puppies (what a wonderful gift from 'Tish'), Italian pageant queen Martina Colombari topless modeling hotness (views of this sextastic sent by 'Regos'), Martina Rajic quite smoking hot and topless (bless you kindly, 'Morgan'), Lara Stone topless in her own I-D shoot (gap-toothed hot body via 'Ronald'), Marija Grujic wicked hot in The Men Magazine (sultry views handed over by 'Len'), Paz de la Huerta somehow being not nekkid on camera (weirdly enticing bits from 'Stoney'), Anne Vyalitsina topless in Elle France (beautiful betties caught by 'Chris'), Cannuckian sweetheart Danielle Knudson topless modeling pic (uncovered by both 'Tony' and 'Chris' simultaneous like), Leah Renee flashing her more than worthy bare cans (submitted humbly by 'Tom'), sweet and sultry Laura Giraudi topless delights (gracias to sr. 'Chris'), and last, but maybe not least, what may or may not be UCF QB Blake Bortle's hot model girlfriend, Lindsey Duke, in a leaked nekkid selfie (thanks to the folks at krustysox for that head's up -- though again, unconfirmed still quite so). Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Rachel McAdams Topless, Jena Malone Nekkid, Rumer Willis Lesbionics, and Much Much More…

 

Each Friday we gather around the Egotastic! eco-friendly and carbon-neutral faux-log burning campfire to share our triumphs and sorrows of the past week, chew on some homemade beef jerky that Hank bought in the store but pretends he makes at home, and open up the reader mail to see what riches it reveals. It's like a Christmas of sextastic skin each and every week, if Santa had a permanent hard-on and a penchant for celebrity knockers. Which, in fact, he might.

This week's Reader Finds includes French actress and Presidential affair d'jour, Julie Gayet, topless and poking (many thanks to EgoReader 'Martin'), former Miss Kentucky Whittney Allen looking model hot (kudos to 'Vivian' for this discovery), Katy Cocktease see-through goodness in an Asian magazine (sent literally by 'nobody'), a bit of a lip slip we missed on Anais Zanotti (eagle-eyed by 'Mash'), a better look at the bare lady nest of Alexandra Daddario in that epic scene from True Detective (eye-spied by the little eyes of both 'Stan' and 'Arthur'), even more potential misses by us of an underwear-less Carmen Electra (potential bare upskirt caught by both 'Bobbie' and 'Kurt'), another sweet look at classic Alyssa Milano in her most topless embrace ( submitted passionately by 'Sarah'), Anne Hathaway in her best topless feature to date (images of Anne's puppies via 'Dave P.'), Emma Greenwell quite topless in the third season of Shameless ('Bryan' must know of my Greenwell lust), Russian model Mirgaeva Galinka looking might fine in Twitpics (inspired by 'Luis' who is her biggest fan), a redux of Lizzy Caplan and her faptastic funbags (blessing sent from 'Scott'), Ali Larter in her younger days looking swimsuit fine (throwback Larter provided by 'Devon'), Moldovan hottie Xenia Deli quite nekkid in Lovecat magazine (oh, my oh my, via 'Sloane'), Christina Hendricks doing her thing during a classy sexy photoshoot (my love of Joanne shall never fade thanks to 'Sweep'), Jena Malone quite nekkid in S Magazine (always a treat to see Jenna's all-overs, from 'Ryan'), Rachel McAdams topless in her best performance ever (good topless tidings from 'Evan C.'), Sarah Silverman covered topless in Susan 313 (comedic almost transmitted by 'Ems'), Thandie Newton topless on the silver screen (muchas gracias to 'Steve'), Taylor Cole and Rumer Willis making out for the love of acting (humbly handed off by 'Benny'), Helen Hunt full frontal veteran goodness (three points of light submitted by 'Ed G.'), Ludvine Sagnier French styled topless work (courtesy of 'Amanda'), Abigail Clancy looking uber-fine in a Frank White photoshoot (oh, Clancy, from the mind of 'Pish'), Ashleigh Jade in lingerie for Kandy magazine (sizzle alert provided by 'Wenz'), Nikkala Stott topless sweet delicious goodness (my heart is racing thanks to 'Brie'), the striking Tatiana Gil covered topless hotness in Soho (one of the most alluring women in the world via 'Street'), Shakira sextastc promo of her latest music video (midget allure from 'Dan'), and last, but most definitely not in any way least, blonde Brazilian bombshell Yasmin Assis topless outdoors (whoa babies dropped off by 'Michael'). It is almost too much, and yet, never enough! Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Scarlett Johansson Boobtastic, Jamie Chung Nip Slip, Naomi Watts Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 

How time flies when you are looking at sextastic women. It's another Friday here at the faptstic factory meaning a time to review the reader mail to see what goodies are in store for all of us. It truly is my favorite time of the week, reminding me so much of my own birthday when I would open up letters from my family with gentle reminders about how I was a burden, likely had a different father than the other kids, and looked like a sickly armadillo. Only this is much better.

This weeks Reader Finds includes cleavetastic stills of ginger hottie Amy Adams in American Hustle (EgoReader 'Deion' knows the way to my heart), Adrianne Palicki covered topless in a classic FHM shoot (many thanks to 'Owen'), Naomi Watts full frontal nekkid goodness onscreen (a loving visual from 'Mackey'), Jennifer Lopez in her nipple baring role (blessings from 'Barbara'), Melissa Debling hot funbags galore in a bikini (kudos to 'Wimple' for such a discovery), Olivia Wilde with one of my favorite Olivia Wilde photos ever (much gratitude for 'Steve B.'), Rhona Mitra bloody hot and topless on the silver screen (goriffic boobtastic via 'Olav'), Jamie Chung nipple slipping in a photoshoot (a welcome sight indeed from 'Darla'), Christina Aguilera and Jenna Dewan in a steamy music video promo shot (yummy lesbionics dropped off by 'Tito'), Olga Kent bare-ass hotness still from her Italian cinema (Booty goodness from sons of Rome 'Antonio' and 'Bruno'), Dutch soap star Bo Maerten unusually topless (Dutch treat contributed by 'Jaymz'), Scarlett Johansson almost almost showing off her amazing funbags onscreen (luscious almost treats from 'Geddy'), Leonor Watling topless for the sake of murder (cinematic skinematics by 'Peter'), Laetitia Casta topless in celluloid delights (super hottie topless goodness from 'Quin'), Brazilian sextastic Juliana Costa and her perfect chest puppies (mmmm good via 'Elven'), a purported old school Meagan Good nip slip (this is a new one on me, but I'm going with 'Mike D.'), Katy Perry flashing mega-cleave at her birthday party years ago (nice deep find from 'Fred'), Michelle Michaels topless in the delightful family film, Slumber Party Massacre, Aly Michalka bra covered boobtastic in Two and a Half Men (whoa, Michalka by way of 'Trent'), Shannon Tweed topless in the 80's (delicious funbags from 'Spencer'), and last, but by no means least, former America's Next Top Model winner Nicole Fox quite nekkid in Redlands (thank you kindly good 'Adam'). It's a handful or three today. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Miley Cyrus Topless, Tila Tequila Nekkid, Bridget Moynahan Topless, and Much Much More…

 

Editor's note: Some of the media previously associated with this post has been removed at the request of the photographer. Namely, the Miley Cyrus topless photo. Read into that as you wish as to the authenticity of that particular photo.

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Reader Finds is nothing if not controversial. When it began back in the turn of the last century, there were riots, broken windows, and many curse words that make no sense in our modern culture thrown about, like 'You're knuckles!'. See, no sense. Well, today, there's been a large number of you sending in this newly uncovered Miley Cyrus topless photo from her Brian Bowen Smith photoshoot, some of which photos appeared in Maxim magazine, though certainly never this topless image. At the time, our CSI community team thought it likely fraudulent, now, hmm, not so sure. It certainly looks like the little funbags of the pop diva in an outtake. So, I'd say, delight in it, but keep a grain of salt nearby.

This week's Reader Finds also includes Nina Agdal bikini cleavetastic in new Chilean beer ad (muchos gracias to EgoReader 'Pablo'), McKayla Maroney posing on a balance beam (many thanks to 'Richard'), Daisy Lowe sextastic in her crazy hot Greg Williams shoot (contributed by 'Ian K.'), AnnaSophia Robb wicked hot in portrait (delivered by 'Waxy'), Paulina Porizkova topless and skinny onscreen (kudos to 'Barry' for 90's film find), Salma Hayek topless in her classic Desperado (pure straight lust crafted by 'Leese'), Keeley Hazell topless in her teen debut days (crazy good Hazell hotness via 'Lovin'), Rachel Bilson featuring McKayla Maroney again on set (oh, what a threesome we could make, thank 'Tisch'), delicious Rachel McAdams in her undies in About Time (damn, I dig Rachel, thanks 'Ben'), Elizabeth Berkley boobtastic in Any Given Sunday (I'd forgotten about these goodies from 'Stephen'), French hottie Lea Seydoux topless in skinema (merci to a contributing 'Dave H.'), Anna Falchi mighty bare silver screen hooters (transmitted by 'Declan'), Tila Tequila nekkids in a streaming show of a few years back (before sex tapes existed delights by 'Decon'), Playmate Jessa Hinton cleavetastic selfie (DDang done by 'Scott'), Bridget Moynahan topless in a Jarl Alexandre Ale de Basseville photoshoot in black and white (the first Mrs. Brady's funbags, six points! from a whole bunch of you who sent this in including 'Rich'), Julie Delpy very French and topless onscreen (faptastic Frenchies from 'Amy F.') Madonna topless in Truth or Dare book outtakes (Material Girl mams via 'Carson T.'), Giada de Laurtentiis cleavetastic in a bikini (oh, girls who can cook with boobs, yum by 'Kreigs'), former Jenner girlfriend Bryana Holly topless modeling pictures (many thanks  to 'Chris' for the views), Lindsey Vonn peek-a-boo down blouse (Olympic sized props to 'Kevin'), Brooklyn Decker nip slip (delights courtesy of 'Tbest'), and last but certainly not least, Nadine Leopold, my new Austrian teen girlfriend flashing her panties (great windup from 'Snead'). Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Kate Upton Bikinis, Shailene Woodley Nipple Flash, Melanie Griffith Topless, and Much Much More

 

Well, hello 2014. Welcome to Egotastic! This is going to be a fine and furry (and or shaved) year indeed. I can feel it in me bones. Rusty, creaky, and creme-filled as they are. As evidence of this pending annum's greatness, our first Reader Finds of the new year. That weekly event where we all gather round the carbon-neutral and air resources board approved campfire to throw in our own sticks and branches of celebrity sextastic. Sometimes, we also sing John Cougar Mellencamp songs, but that's after a couple cocktails.

This week's Reader Finds includes Kate Upton bikini glory hotness from The Other Woman trailer (thank you to EgoReader 'Zev' for this luscious affair), a renewed leer at Bianca Kajlich in her topless performance last year (blessings from 'Bob D.'), Nikki Ziering memorably funbags exposure (melons courtesy of 'Owen'), another ogle at Paula Patton topless in 2 Guns (redux goodness from 'Jeremy'), a throwback to Melanie Griffith topless lingerie looks from the 80's (wayback hotness from 'Erin'), Joan Severance in another topless skinematic event (good tidings from 'Benny'), thespianic Marine Vacth exposing her delicious teats (thank you kindly, good 'Daniel'), Naturi Naughton topless goodness (teat treats via 'Nate F.'), Brooklyn Decker  infamously showy GQ photoshoot (one of my faves from 'Dave'), Emily Ratajkowski barely covering her hot boobtastic (oh, Emily delivered by 'Stoney'), Fanny Francois in a crazy hot lingerie shoot (such sweet female forms by way of 'Tonya'), Tilda Swinton topless on the big screen (Tilda ta-ta's handed over by 'Nelly'), Shailene Woodley quickly flashing nipple in her new film (eagle-eyed by 'JR'),  Natalie Dormer topless in Rush (inspired by 'Tony C.') Emily Ratajkowski again, this time quite topless (ooh la la by way of 'Katy'), Miley Cyrus grabbing her own ta's in a candid (muchas gracias to 'Jose Luis' from FB), Helen Mirren bare in one wacky movie (spotted specifically by 'Layne'), Kayslee Collins topless modeling pics (from her devotee, 'MSG'), and Sascha Read super cleavy in lingerie (from her superfan 'Trey'). Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Rachel Weisz Topless, Kim Basinger Topless, Kate Moss Topless, and Much Much More…

 

The last Reader's Find of 2013. Spill some hot skin out for the homies. Strike that, add some more sextastic sharing for those who know 2014 will be even better than this past year in terms of hot celebrity showoffs. It's bound to be. So let's gather round the communal campfire one last time in Lucky '13 for the sharing of the smoking hot ladies with little to no clothes on, a little weekly treat that marches forward ever bigger than before.

This week's Reader Finds includes Rachel Weisz young and topless onscreen (thank you EgoReader 'Amy'), Amber Heard ever so hot and topless (bless you 'Owen E.'), the inimitable Jenny Agutter topless in 70's cinema (throwback, British style from 'Harv'),, Charlotte Springer bouncy topless in Nuts screencaps (boobtastic from 'Steven'), Helen Mirren topless in the infamous Caligula (great dame tops via 'Aaron D.'), Elisabetta Fantone beautiful buxom bareness in Havana 57 (nice funbags from the mind of 'Stacy P.'), Joan Severance in the late 80s flick (we are very welcome 'Davis'), Katee Sackhoff deliciously bare topped momentarily in Riddick (oh so sweetness from 'Justin'), Kim Basinger topless and see-through in her iconic film performance (whoa baby that's hotness dropped off by 'Les'), Alicia Sorell topless in The Sopranos (blessed funbags from 'Peter G.'), Nicole Fox nekkid in Redlands (some sweet teats from 'Master C.'), Jennifer Beals and Mia Kirshner in L Word topless making of the sexy (lesbionics provided by 'Stoney'), Courtnie Quinlan in a Page 3 photoshoot (big chest treats from 'Dave H.'), Kate Moss nekkid in Love magazine (frontals via 'Isaac'), Vicky Xipolitakis sexy in see-through social media pics (muchas kudos for 'Deyon'), Christy Carlson Romano nekkid before the mirror (a classic bit of chestness by way of 'Anthony'),, Charlotte Louisa Moran topless modeling (a favorite girl of 'Harry'), Rosie Jones clothes on, still crazy hot (blessed be Rosie and 'Don G.'), Karen Gillan see-through top in a fashion runway (Pondalicious dropped off by 'Leven'), and Juliette Binoche topless perfect hooters onscreen (way back goodness). So much to enjoy.