Reader Finds

READER FINDS: Gwyneth Paltrow Topless, Behati Prinsloo Wicked Hot, Scarlett Johansson Near Boob Drop, and Much Much More…

Bella Twins Nipple Pasties in the Ring
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It’s Halloween. It’s Friday. It’s time for me in my Victoria’s Secret costume so secret nobody knows I’m wearing it to open up the weekly Reader Finds email bag o’ plenty. It really is better than candy, because as they say, sex won’t rot your teeth. Well, not if you’re doing it right. Now that I think about it, hot celebrity skin really is the adult version of Halloween candy. You see the packaging, drool, rip it open, and take delight. And when you’re done, there’s an endless supply waiting. What a world.

This week’s Reader Finds includes the Bella Twins with pasties keeping them nipple decent (thanks to EgoReader ‘John’), Julia Stegner nekkid and preggo hot in Vogue (blessings from ‘David M.’), Candice Swanepoel screencapped in her hot GQ video (praise by to ‘Patrick’ for this find), Alyssa Milano topless in one of her classic skinematics (kudos to ‘Anthony B’ for contributing kindly), Scarlett Johansson near boob dress drop from the Golden Globes of yore (sweet find by detective ‘Steven B.’), Michelle Williams topless in one of her many onscreen such roles (lovely lovelies provided by ‘Nancy’), Michelle Lewin nekkid in Playboy Venezuela (this shout out to so many of you who have submitted this), V.S. model Alina Puscau topless (tossed into the mix by ‘Wheels’), Katherine LaPrel topless modeling cheeky pics (outstanding allure donated by ‘Griff’), Keri Russell super hot in Details (flashback hotness via ‘Owen’), Anna Paquin udderly revealing in early True Blood (love me some Paquin, thanks ‘David B.’), Gretchen Mol topless in skinematics (lovely Mols contributed by ‘Peter’), Kelly Brook topless in one of her classic flicks (oh, my Brook boobs only get hotter and hotter, kudos ‘Marcus’), Camilla Rutherford flashing her yams for the camera (pinch me I must be dreamings courtesy of ‘Wren’), Behati Prinsloo so hot in her husband’ music video (I’m jealous thanks to ‘Daniel’), Joely Richardson topless in some of her early boobtastic work (throwback awesome via ‘Blando’), Gwyneth Paltrow boobs in her lesser known topless work (ever so righteous contributions by ‘Mario C.’), Jessica Moore topless with perfect ta-ta’s (oh my oh my’s dealt by ‘Yuri’), Nataly Joe flashing funbags for the lenses (a new face and chest puppies per ‘William S.’), Stephanie Marie Capeling quite unclothed in Kingdom Come (outstanding body shots via ‘Theo’), Barbara Palvin lingerie extraordinaire for V.S. (silken lovelies tossed in by ‘Stoney’), and last but not least, a recall of Eva Green full frontal goodness in The Dreamers, a never gets old kind of situation (thanks for closing us out properly, ‘Stacey’). It’s a ton of flesh this week. I know you, I know you can handle it. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Maria Conchita Alonso Nekkid, AnnaLynne McCord Topless, Ali Larter Crazy Hot, and Much Much More…

Carlotta Champagne Hot and Nekkid as Leelo
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I wait for Fridays like parents of teenagers wait for them to check in when out with their cool friends at high school parties. Sometimes, I think Friday will never come, but then it does, and I thank the Good Lord and lie to myself that my child is the only one at the party not drinking or having unprotected sex. It puts a smile on my face always when I get the opportunity to open up the reader email bag and smell the fresh scent of vanilla mixed with hot celebrity flesh. That’s an aroma I really should bottle and sell at car washes.

This week’s Reader Finds includes previously unbeknownst to us bodacious model Carlotta Champagne (we can’t confirm that as her given Christian name, but we do still thank EgoReader ‘Jonathan’ for his pledge), Maria Conchita Alonso buck as in nekkid in her early film work (many kudos to ‘Stanner’), busty Mindy Robinson topless in Alpha House (lovely funions provided by ‘Derek’), Natasha Henstridge topless in her own thespianic turn (lovely lusties via ‘Bella’), British racktastic hottie Roxanne Pallett quite topless (the most pleasant of melons provided by ‘Patrick’), Hailey Clauson model wunderkind topless in shots (oh, me oh my oh’s brought to you by ‘Allan F.’) AnnaLynne McCord topless in one of her genius cinematic fares (McCord mams donated by ‘Classy’), Rose McGowan topless in the tub (always been a funbag faptastic, proven by ‘David R.’), Madeleine Stowe classically big screen topless (lovely lovelier and loveliests bequeathed by ‘Earl’), Astrid Berges-Frisbey and her Spanish tetas putting on an act (blessed Iberians via ‘Stu’), Clemence Poesy getting racy on TV (love me some Clemence, thanks ‘Donn’), Kate Winslet and Rachel Griffith topless in the 90′s (for your pre-millennium lust crushing, kudos ‘Ellen W.’), Brazilian model Gracie Hans long and lean and lovely and topless (surprised pleasantly by ‘David M.’), Amanda Peet topless in her bestest topless moment ever (digs me some Peet peaches, thanks ‘Owen’), Ali Larter crazy sextastic from Allure (Ali and I go way back, she just doesn’t know it, much obliged ‘Terence’), Karlie Kloss a tad bit slender but quite topless in black and white (lean reveals courtesy of ‘Franks’), Emily Ratajkowski busty behind the scenes of her new Cosmo shoot (Emily can do no wrong, shown by ‘Dell’), and last, but not least, Beach Bunny modeling Yara Khmidan showing you how the girls of Europe like to flash their bikinis. It’s almost too much, but I could never give you enough. Or vice versa. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Kelly Brook Topless, Nicole Kidman Nekkid, Emma Watson Super Fine and Much Much More…

Jordan Carver Covered Topless Screencaps
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There comes a time in a man’s life when he just needs to grab hold of what’s near and dear to him and shout, yes, today is the day I get to open the Reader email bag! It really is the day. Each Friday morning I unfurl the velveteen bag originally gifted to me by a fisherman in the North Sea and dump out the weekly bounty of letters from each and every one of you, or some of you, representing all of you, all filled with skin and sextastic and potential for joy. It’s my reverse Santa Clause, with a heavy does of a nekkid Mrs. Kringle.

This week’s Reader Finds includes our dear friend Jordan Carver covered topless and extra hot in video stills (thank you Egotastic! reader ‘Ben B.’), Emma Watson in one spicy hot photoshoot (blessings from ‘Devon’), Ione Skye topless in several onscreen appearances (ta-ta throwbacks courtesy of ‘Wendy’), Valeria Golino topless on the silver screen (beauty abounds thanks to ‘Owen F.’), Catalina Denis topless on the boob tube (dropped off by ‘Darian’), Monica Bellucci topless and as ever, wicked hot (thank you kindly to ‘Maestro’), Shannon Elizabeth topless and working it (big funion blessings from ‘Rob’), Danneel Harris topless and making the sexy (tender moments provided by ‘Danny H.’), Miranda Richardson flashing her awesome udders for skinematics (thoughtful puppies views from back in the day via ‘Marrion’), Nicole Kidman nekkid and thespianic (Down Under peeps delivered by ‘Noel’), Alyssa Sutherland topless in Vikings on TV (don’t miss these twin horns from ‘Stephen’), Cindy Crawford and her hot supermodel friends in see-through tops (yeah, you’ll like that thanks to ‘Evan R.’), Stacy Haiduk of Skinemax fame working her onscreen wares (lovelies dished out by ‘Les G.’), Kelly Brook topless in her Loaded spread (pun intended and offered up by ‘Frank D.’), Sigourney Weaver topless in the tub (daring bared wares thanks to ‘Klein’), Angelina Jolie topless in a less heralded role (udders of the hottie from ‘Daniel’), Sara Corrales wicked pole dancing in Soho (provided kindly by ‘David M.’), and last, but bodaciously not at all least, the boldly busty Lucie Wilde in some of her more adult work (eye spied by porn connoisseurs ‘Aaron B.’ and ‘Jon K.’).

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READER FINDS: Teri Hatcher Bare Boobtastic, Zippora Seven Topless, Gwyneth Paltrow Topless, and Much Much More…

Robin Sydney Topless in Masters of Horror
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We have reached the pinnacle of our weekly existence, that time we ask ourselves the all important question, hey, what the heck is in the email bag this week? Well, it’s important to me. I know I’d miss this tradition if it ever ended. Sort of like picking beets with my Aunt Helen every fall, though I’m pretty sure I don’t have an Aunt Helen and those things in the basement were not beets. Nevertheless, I cherish this particularly weekly custom for it brings me closer to you, you to me, and in a way where nobody gets Ebola or has to lie to their significant other. I do so love the weekly Reader Finds.

(Credits and listings to follow shortly, I really do just need a couple beers, promise…)

READER FINDS: Angelina Jolie Topless, Stella Maxwell Topless, Jessica Alba Bikini, and Much Much More…

Jessica Alba Bikini Booty in Into the Blue
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While many in the world are preparing their storm windows for the coming apocalyptic freeze of global cooling, here in Tinsel Town we’re preparing for the curse of General Santa Ana and the devilish 100+ degree temperatures in October. Nevertheless, neither flop sweat or seat sweat will deter me from my weekly duties of opening the reader email bag and smelling the sultry musky goodness within. It’s like the perfume counter at Nordstroms, if everybody were mostly nekkid. That truly might be a mixed bag.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Jessica Alba in her underwater bikini (many thanks to EgoReader ‘Jacob’), Cristina S crazy hot and topless (muchas gracias to ‘GG’), Lady Gaga flashing her thong on a Greek stage (credits galore to ‘Glenn H.’), Patricia Arquette topless on the silver screen (tatas via ‘Bill R.’), the delightfully skilled Sasha Grey topless in skinema (whoa hotties provided by ‘Steve’), Carrie Otis topless hotness in classic throwback (delights dished by ‘Ems’), Kate Hudson booty on camera (hiney exhibition thanks to ‘Maribo’), Kate Upton in her cleavetastic first film role (udders provided by ‘Les P.’), Katrina Law full frontal for Roman glory (kudos kindly to ‘Spencer’), Vanessa Paradis in her hot and super topless days (lovely dish whipped up by ‘Solomon’), Lene Nystrom topless and on top (tusen takk to ‘Hector’), Alice Aufray topless modeling goodness (blessings of the boobtastic from ‘Tony’), Macarena Lemos topless from down Sudamericana way (so much hotness by way of ‘Tess’), Sophie Howard and Sophie Reade doubled down DD treats (oh, my oh my’s from ‘Lenny’), Kelly Monaco topless and wet (goodness via ‘Bill P.’), Ellen Page showing a little skin (thank you kindly to ‘Michael G.’), Lea Thompson almost nipple slip on DWTS (eagle eyed by ‘Casey’), Angelina Jolie topless in Foxfire (Jolie jugs courtesy of ‘Johnny’), and last but not least, the delicious Stella Maxwell flashing her funbags (a lovely contribution from ‘Chris’). It’s a bunch, but you can handle it. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Aly Michalka Sextastic, Diane Lane Nipple Pokes, Chelsea Heath Nekkid, and Much Much More

Debora Omassi Topless Shoot by Nicola Casini
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Ah, the first Reader Finds of the autumn season. Were I Wiccan, I believe I would be required to dance a jig and eat some chervil, but I’m a horrible dancer and herbs only serve to confuse my simple palette. So instead I’ll just make a commitment to double down on my previous double down to show even more sextastic unclad women in the coming season, today starting with your help and the opening of the vaunted Reader Finds bag o’ fun stuff.

This week’s Reader Finds includes delicious Debora Omassi in a topless fine photoshoot (many thanks to EgoReader ‘Buck’), Dutchy hot actress Katja Herbers quite topless on TV (lovely low country leers via ‘Damian’), Hayley-Marie Coppin topless on the silver screen (one of my super faves courtesy of ‘Ellis F.’), Christina DeRosa topless in her late night movie role (skinematics provided by ‘Owen’), Elizabeth Gillies cleavetastic in a tank top (found by the finder ‘Francis’), Jessica Palette topless in her motion picture turn (sweet funbags delivered by ‘Aimee’), Yael Stone a moaning from OITNB (lovely lass groaning via ‘Ethan’), Kelly Lynch classic movie topless throwback (leerable Lynches thrown over the fence by ‘Lewis D.’), Annette O’Toole topless in her own 80′s classic (meows lent to us by ‘Steven’), Aly Michalka ever so fine and modeling (mmm Michalkas air-dropped by ‘Meredith’), Ana Beatriz Barros sextastic as she can in lingerie (oh, my Barros heart be still thanks to ‘Ray W.’), Melissa George topless in one underrated flick (funbgs divined by ‘Barry T.’), Paulina Porizkova topless in her star turn sort of (sextastic tops of P.P. provided by ‘Dennis’), Diane Lane super hottie nipple pokes (a product of ‘Glen J’ benevolence), and last, but not least, my newly belusted 138 Water model Chelsea Heath back when she had a different name and was taking it all off for the cameras (ooh la la’s provided by a ton of you, thank you ever so kindly!). Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Michelle Monaghan Topless, Kate Upton Bikini Bouncy, Shailene Woodley Topless and Much Much More…

Jessica Alba Hot in Awake
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As I stare into the large regal purple velvet pouch that contains our Reader Finds contributions for the week, I’m thinking about how explorers like Lewis and Clark must have felt when they first laid eyes upon the Pacific Ocean. If they did. I can’t remember, they saw something I know. Each week for me is like a grand discovery, rising over the hillside to the sight of some glorious celebrity skin that will blow my freaking mind and also happens to smell a little briny. I love this moment each week.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Jessica Alba wicked hot and sextastic on the big screen (thank you kindly to EgoReader ‘Ian’), Alyssa Arce censored and uncensored topless peeks (kudos to generous ‘Andy’), Charlotte McKinney so damn hot and covered topless (blonde goodies courtesy of ‘Stan the Man’), Severina Vuckovic from what I’m told is a controversial sex tape (smoking hot mamas provided by ‘Denny’), Cora Keegan udderly nekkid and fine (loves me some Cora, thanks ‘Doc’), Katy Perry cleavetastic delights (cockteasery via ‘Angelo’), Catherine Bell in her hotness prime (delightful and lovelies from ‘Steven H.’), Juliana Schalch topless on the Latin TV screen (ay carambas delivered by ‘Amy Louise’), Jelena Rakocevic topless in her skinematic turn (international yams packed by ‘Peter’), Elizabeth Berridge classic topless silver screens (funbags funded by ‘Owen’), Audrey Tatou delightfully topless in some Frenchie flick (she really is a blessing, thanks to ‘Doug G.’), Lindsay Lohan from her might much finer days in GQ (oh, the former sextastic that was Lilo, thanks ‘Timothy’), Kim Kardashian cleavy madness in Details (one of her finest works ever dropped off by ‘Matty’), Emily Browning quite nekkid like in Sleeping Beauty (who can sleep with so many ta’s, thanks ‘Deeter’), Shailene Woodley further topless shots from her new indie (cups of joy via ‘Darren’), Rose Leslie bikini and lingerie fun time (a Rose by any other name, mixed in by ‘Barry D.’), Michelle Monaghan topless in her recent film venture (especially nice puppies provided by ‘Yaz’), another peek at Kim Kardashian, this time in lingerie (keeping up with the ta’s thanks to ‘Saunders’), Kate Upton antarctic bikini outtakes (floppy icy cold Upton tubes from ‘Gary’), Tara Buckman topless and then some (ooh la la’s gifted by ‘Gina’), Nishi Munshi from her Californication reveals (oh, memories of mammaries by ‘Frank’), and last, but not least, topless model hottie Eniko Mihalik who always keeps it classy (as does contributor ‘Les’). It’s a ton, but you can do this, I know you can. Enjoy.