While many in the world are preparing their storm windows for the coming apocalyptic freeze of global cooling, here in Tinsel Town we’re preparing for the curse of General Santa Ana and the devilish 100+ degree temperatures in October. Nevertheless, neither flop sweat or seat sweat will deter me from my weekly duties of opening the reader email bag and smelling the sultry musky goodness within. It’s like the perfume counter at Nordstroms, if everybody were mostly nekkid. That truly might be a mixed bag.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Jessica Alba in her underwater bikini (many thanks to EgoReader ‘Jacob’), Cristina S crazy hot and topless (muchas gracias to ‘GG’), Lady Gaga flashing her thong on a Greek stage (credits galore to ‘Glenn H.’), Patricia Arquette topless on the silver screen (tatas via ‘Bill R.’), the delightfully skilled Sasha Grey topless in skinema (whoa hotties provided by ‘Steve’), Carrie Otis topless hotness in classic throwback (delights dished by ‘Ems’), Kate Hudson booty on camera (hiney exhibition thanks to ‘Maribo’), Kate Upton in her cleavetastic first film role (udders provided by ‘Les P.’), Katrina Law full frontal for Roman glory (kudos kindly to ‘Spencer’), Vanessa Paradis in her hot and super topless days (lovely dish whipped up by ‘Solomon’), Lene Nystrom topless and on top (tusen takk to ‘Hector’), Alice Aufray topless modeling goodness (blessings of the boobtastic from ‘Tony’), Macarena Lemos topless from down Sudamericana way (so much hotness by way of ‘Tess’), Sophie Howard and Sophie Reade doubled down DD treats (oh, my oh my’s from ‘Lenny’), Kelly Monaco topless and wet (goodness via ‘Bill P.’), Ellen Page showing a little skin (thank you kindly to ‘Michael G.’), Lea Thompson almost nipple slip on DWTS (eagle eyed by ‘Casey’), Angelina Jolie topless in Foxfire (Jolie jugs courtesy of ‘Johnny’), and last but not least, the delicious Stella Maxwell flashing her funbags (a lovely contribution from ‘Chris’). It’s a bunch, but you can handle it. Enjoy.