Reader Finds

READER FINDS: Kelly Brook Topless, Nicole Kidman Nekkid, Emma Watson Super Fine and Much Much More…

 
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There comes a time in a man’s life when he just needs to grab hold of what’s near and dear to him and shout, yes, today is the day I get to open the Reader email bag! It really is the day. Each Friday morning I unfurl the velveteen bag originally gifted to me by a fisherman in the North Sea and dump out the weekly bounty of letters from each and every one of you, or some of you, representing all of you, all filled with skin and sextastic and potential for joy. It’s my reverse Santa Clause, with a heavy does of a nekkid Mrs. Kringle.

This week’s Reader Finds includes our dear friend Jordan Carver covered topless and extra hot in video stills (thank you Egotastic! reader ‘Ben B.’), Emma Watson in one spicy hot photoshoot (blessings from ‘Devon’), Ione Skye topless in several onscreen appearances (ta-ta throwbacks courtesy of ‘Wendy’), Valeria Golino topless on the silver screen (beauty abounds thanks to ‘Owen F.’), Catalina Denis topless on the boob tube (dropped off by ‘Darian’), Monica Bellucci topless and as ever, wicked hot (thank you kindly to ‘Maestro’), Shannon Elizabeth topless and working it (big funion blessings from ‘Rob’), Danneel Harris topless and making the sexy (tender moments provided by ‘Danny H.’), Miranda Richardson flashing her awesome udders for skinematics (thoughtful puppies views from back in the day via ‘Marrion’), Nicole Kidman nekkid and thespianic (Down Under peeps delivered by ‘Noel’), Alyssa Sutherland topless in Vikings on TV (don’t miss these twin horns from ‘Stephen’), Cindy Crawford and her hot supermodel friends in see-through tops (yeah, you’ll like that thanks to ‘Evan R.’), Stacy Haiduk of Skinemax fame working her onscreen wares (lovelies dished out by ‘Les G.’), Kelly Brook topless in her Loaded spread (pun intended and offered up by ‘Frank D.’), Sigourney Weaver topless in the tub (daring bared wares thanks to ‘Klein’), Angelina Jolie topless in a less heralded role (udders of the hottie from ‘Daniel’), Sara Corrales wicked pole dancing in Soho (provided kindly by ‘David M.’), and last, but bodaciously not at all least, the boldly busty Lucie Wilde in some of her more adult work (eye spied by porn connoisseurs ‘Aaron B.’ and ‘Jon K.’).

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READER FINDS: Teri Hatcher Bare Boobtastic, Zippora Seven Topless, Gwyneth Paltrow Topless, and Much Much More…

 
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We have reached the pinnacle of our weekly existence, that time we ask ourselves the all important question, hey, what the heck is in the email bag this week? Well, it’s important to me. I know I’d miss this tradition if it ever ended. Sort of like picking beets with my Aunt Helen every fall, though I’m pretty sure I don’t have an Aunt Helen and those things in the basement were not beets. Nevertheless, I cherish this particularly weekly custom for it brings me closer to you, you to me, and in a way where nobody gets Ebola or has to lie to their significant other. I do so love the weekly Reader Finds.

(Credits and listings to follow shortly, I really do just need a couple beers, promise…)

READER FINDS: Angelina Jolie Topless, Stella Maxwell Topless, Jessica Alba Bikini, and Much Much More…

 
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While many in the world are preparing their storm windows for the coming apocalyptic freeze of global cooling, here in Tinsel Town we’re preparing for the curse of General Santa Ana and the devilish 100+ degree temperatures in October. Nevertheless, neither flop sweat or seat sweat will deter me from my weekly duties of opening the reader email bag and smelling the sultry musky goodness within. It’s like the perfume counter at Nordstroms, if everybody were mostly nekkid. That truly might be a mixed bag.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Jessica Alba in her underwater bikini (many thanks to EgoReader ‘Jacob’), Cristina S crazy hot and topless (muchas gracias to ‘GG’), Lady Gaga flashing her thong on a Greek stage (credits galore to ‘Glenn H.’), Patricia Arquette topless on the silver screen (tatas via ‘Bill R.’), the delightfully skilled Sasha Grey topless in skinema (whoa hotties provided by ‘Steve’), Carrie Otis topless hotness in classic throwback (delights dished by ‘Ems’), Kate Hudson booty on camera (hiney exhibition thanks to ‘Maribo’), Kate Upton in her cleavetastic first film role (udders provided by ‘Les P.’), Katrina Law full frontal for Roman glory (kudos kindly to ‘Spencer’), Vanessa Paradis in her hot and super topless days (lovely dish whipped up by ‘Solomon’), Lene Nystrom topless and on top (tusen takk to ‘Hector’), Alice Aufray topless modeling goodness (blessings of the boobtastic from ‘Tony’), Macarena Lemos topless from down Sudamericana way (so much hotness by way of ‘Tess’), Sophie Howard and Sophie Reade doubled down DD treats (oh, my oh my’s from ‘Lenny’), Kelly Monaco topless and wet (goodness via ‘Bill P.’), Ellen Page showing a little skin (thank you kindly to ‘Michael G.’), Lea Thompson almost nipple slip on DWTS (eagle eyed by ‘Casey’), Angelina Jolie topless in Foxfire (Jolie jugs courtesy of ‘Johnny’), and last but not least, the delicious Stella Maxwell flashing her funbags (a lovely contribution from ‘Chris’). It’s a bunch, but you can handle it. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Aly Michalka Sextastic, Diane Lane Nipple Pokes, Chelsea Heath Nekkid, and Much Much More

 
Debora Omassi Topless Shoot by Nicola Casini
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Ah, the first Reader Finds of the autumn season. Were I Wiccan, I believe I would be required to dance a jig and eat some chervil, but I’m a horrible dancer and herbs only serve to confuse my simple palette. So instead I’ll just make a commitment to double down on my previous double down to show even more sextastic unclad women in the coming season, today starting with your help and the opening of the vaunted Reader Finds bag o’ fun stuff.

This week’s Reader Finds includes delicious Debora Omassi in a topless fine photoshoot (many thanks to EgoReader ‘Buck’), Dutchy hot actress Katja Herbers quite topless on TV (lovely low country leers via ‘Damian’), Hayley-Marie Coppin topless on the silver screen (one of my super faves courtesy of ‘Ellis F.’), Christina DeRosa topless in her late night movie role (skinematics provided by ‘Owen’), Elizabeth Gillies cleavetastic in a tank top (found by the finder ‘Francis’), Jessica Palette topless in her motion picture turn (sweet funbags delivered by ‘Aimee’), Yael Stone a moaning from OITNB (lovely lass groaning via ‘Ethan’), Kelly Lynch classic movie topless throwback (leerable Lynches thrown over the fence by ‘Lewis D.’), Annette O’Toole topless in her own 80′s classic (meows lent to us by ‘Steven’), Aly Michalka ever so fine and modeling (mmm Michalkas air-dropped by ‘Meredith’), Ana Beatriz Barros sextastic as she can in lingerie (oh, my Barros heart be still thanks to ‘Ray W.’), Melissa George topless in one underrated flick (funbgs divined by ‘Barry T.’), Paulina Porizkova topless in her star turn sort of (sextastic tops of P.P. provided by ‘Dennis’), Diane Lane super hottie nipple pokes (a product of ‘Glen J’ benevolence), and last, but not least, my newly belusted 138 Water model Chelsea Heath back when she had a different name and was taking it all off for the cameras (ooh la la’s provided by a ton of you, thank you ever so kindly!). Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Michelle Monaghan Topless, Kate Upton Bikini Bouncy, Shailene Woodley Topless and Much Much More…

 
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As I stare into the large regal purple velvet pouch that contains our Reader Finds contributions for the week, I’m thinking about how explorers like Lewis and Clark must have felt when they first laid eyes upon the Pacific Ocean. If they did. I can’t remember, they saw something I know. Each week for me is like a grand discovery, rising over the hillside to the sight of some glorious celebrity skin that will blow my freaking mind and also happens to smell a little briny. I love this moment each week.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Jessica Alba wicked hot and sextastic on the big screen (thank you kindly to EgoReader ‘Ian’), Alyssa Arce censored and uncensored topless peeks (kudos to generous ‘Andy’), Charlotte McKinney so damn hot and covered topless (blonde goodies courtesy of ‘Stan the Man’), Severina Vuckovic from what I’m told is a controversial sex tape (smoking hot mamas provided by ‘Denny’), Cora Keegan udderly nekkid and fine (loves me some Cora, thanks ‘Doc’), Katy Perry cleavetastic delights (cockteasery via ‘Angelo’), Catherine Bell in her hotness prime (delightful and lovelies from ‘Steven H.’), Juliana Schalch topless on the Latin TV screen (ay carambas delivered by ‘Amy Louise’), Jelena Rakocevic topless in her skinematic turn (international yams packed by ‘Peter’), Elizabeth Berridge classic topless silver screens (funbags funded by ‘Owen’), Audrey Tatou delightfully topless in some Frenchie flick (she really is a blessing, thanks to ‘Doug G.’), Lindsay Lohan from her might much finer days in GQ (oh, the former sextastic that was Lilo, thanks ‘Timothy’), Kim Kardashian cleavy madness in Details (one of her finest works ever dropped off by ‘Matty’), Emily Browning quite nekkid like in Sleeping Beauty (who can sleep with so many ta’s, thanks ‘Deeter’), Shailene Woodley further topless shots from her new indie (cups of joy via ‘Darren’), Rose Leslie bikini and lingerie fun time (a Rose by any other name, mixed in by ‘Barry D.’), Michelle Monaghan topless in her recent film venture (especially nice puppies provided by ‘Yaz’), another peek at Kim Kardashian, this time in lingerie (keeping up with the ta’s thanks to ‘Saunders’), Kate Upton antarctic bikini outtakes (floppy icy cold Upton tubes from ‘Gary’), Tara Buckman topless and then some (ooh la la’s gifted by ‘Gina’), Nishi Munshi from her Californication reveals (oh, memories of mammaries by ‘Frank’), and last, but not least, topless model hottie Eniko Mihalik who always keeps it classy (as does contributor ‘Les’). It’s a ton, but you can do this, I know you can. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Cameron Diaz Topless in Sex Tape, Pamela Anderson Nekkid, Cali Lee Topless and Much Much More…

 
Lucy Collett Boobtastic Nuts Lingerie Shoot
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Each week I have the pleasure of dipping into the Reader Finds email bag with my prurient little paw and extracting a week’s worth of the best and most boobtastic of the content generated by you, the user, the reader, and all around scholar-athletes yet to be convicted for any type of human crime. It’s both a privilege and an honor to be on the receiving end of your rightfully dirty minds, without having to wear any type of protective shield or latex wrapping. It is, since 1911, a little something we like to call Reader Finds.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Lucy Collett showing how she does selfies (thank you to EgoReader ‘Green’), Ariana Grande booty on an Aussie TV show (kudos out to ‘Shannon’), Cali Lee, the adult film actress who messed around with Britney’s boyfriend doing some fine movie work (sweet contribution from ‘Devon’), Naomi Campbell topless in a Russian periodical (supermodel ta’s delivered by ‘Elliot’), Asia Argento topless on the silver screen (thank you kindly to ‘Maria’), Kate Luyben topless in the vastly underrated Femme Fatales (Skinematics via ‘Douglas’), Audrey Tautou topless in her own screen turn (French delights courtesy of ‘Mon’), Marion Cotillard most definitely topless (luscious lovelies by way of ‘Francia’), Juliana Scalch topless hotness in foreign cinema (windmilled over the fence by ‘Len’), Pamela Anderson nekkid at Hugh Hefner’s birthday party (the ta’s jumped out of the cake thanks to ‘Emory’), Rachel Mortenson wicked hot modeling pics (ooh la la’s from ‘Steven’), Olivia Cooke topless on celluloid (slipped under the door by ‘Sweetz’), Juliette Lewis topless in Strange Days (indeedy do’s handed over by ‘Brad’), Kate Upton and Emily Ratajkowski and SI buddies in bikinis (bathing suit beauties previewed by ‘Keller’), Hayden Panettiere in one damn sextastic shoot (H.P’s thanks to ‘William’), Elisa Dushku sweet in a bikini (underrated hotness via ‘Tony’), Cameron Diaz topless moment from Sex Tape (rare nip sighting captured by ‘Donnie’), and last, but not at all least, Sharon Stone flashing her bigguns in FI2. It’s all good and skintastic. If only you believe. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Katie Cassidy Topless, Jessica Alba Rehearsing Striptease, Rose McGowan Nekkid, and Much Much More

 
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I’m thankful we got this big ship of the sextastic state up and running in time for our weekly tradition here on Fridays of digging deep into the well of user generated content for the best and the most boobtastic in the world of celebrity. I must tell you, and thank you, to those million and one of you blessed souls who offered up Celebrity Funbag-Gate photos from the leaked bounty. Unfortunately, at this time, we can’t publish those by order of the Viscount of Lame, or some title like that. Nevertheless, I appreciate you coming to me early on, later on, and forever more I am sure. Every now and then we get photos that turns our legal team of Sanford and Sons into quaking jelly. Such are the times we live in. Naked selfies and regret. I love these times!

This week’s Reader Finds does include a first peep at Katie Cassidy topless in a trailer for her upcoming flick (thank you EgoReader ‘Benjamin’), the gorgeous Sara Stephens being gorgeous in modeling pics (kudos to ‘Jaffy’ for the lovelies), Ariana Grande in a couple sweet sweater treats (Ariana allure via ‘Jason’), SyFy Channel’s Heathyr Hoffman topless in various odd modeling shots (much ado about Heathyr from ‘Sander’), Bar Refaeli crazy lingerie hot in caps from her Passionata shoot (oh, Bar, you slay me thanks to ‘Elise’), Helena Bonham Carter kooky and topless, what else (frazzled funbags courtesy of ‘Dixon’), Jessica Alba rehearsing her Sin City striptease act (wowzer sent by the polite ‘Pete’), Lea Seydoux flashing her Funions for a flick (submitted boldly by ‘Dominic’), Aleksa Palladino and Lisa Joyce topless lesbionics from Boardwalk Empire (Sapphic sights provided by ‘Louis’), Micaela Schaefer hot booty thumping workout (bottomside views dropped off by ‘Timo’), another hot dose of Katie Cassidy, in FHM (the lovely Katie part deux via ‘Mike C.’), Rose McGowan nekkid dancing in her house (just love the lovely Rose, so does ‘Evan’), Natalie Hall topless perfect goodies in Plus One (thank you very kindly to ‘Owen’), Yekaterina Golubeva topless in the desert of the silver screen (lovely natural beauty from ‘Marie’), Kelly McGillis flashing funbags in a lesser known role (Kelly’s cupcakes shared by ‘Rec’), Natalia Avelon topless in the very underrated Strike Back (shower scenes etc. by way of ‘Randall’), Michelle Batista all Latina and glorious in skinematics (be still my barely beating heart thanks to ‘P.T.’), and last, but not the least bit least, Milla Jovovich in early work flashing her sweet puppies (nice endcapping by ‘Dove’). It’s a handful, I’d recommend at least two. Enjoy.

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