That blessed time of the week has arrived. I can really almost smell it. Perhaps it's time I actually cleaned out the reader email back or maybe put a scented candle in there or something. Musty is an understatement. But musty in the pursuit of the skintastic is no crime. So open the bag I shall once more to see what only the statistically most educated audience of any entertainment website has provided this week for their communal Secret Santas of celebrity sextastic for one another.
This week's Reader Finds includes Anne Hathaway from when she still got super sextastic (thank you EgoReader 'Benien'), Lindsay Lohan cleavetastic attempt at acting (busty find from 'Ray Ray'), Jennifer Garner wicked remembrances in lingerie (harkening back by way of 'Adrian'), Karen Gillan bare booty and nearly funbags in Not Another Happy Ending (film version recommended by 'Nate'), my favorite Frenchie Marion Cotillard looking all kinds of alluring (oui oui good times via 'Holden'), Roseanne Arquette melon flopping on screen (a donation from the library of 'Allen P.'), Abbey Lee Kersahw topless in Muse (Aussie teatly treats provided by 'Dennis'), Keke Palmer swimsuit cleavetastic (lovely peeks provided by 'Stacey'), Linda Blair topless in the early 80's (throwback ta-ta's tossed over the fence by 'Garces'), Liv Tyler topless in a fairly recent bit of skinematics (Liv chesty goodness from 'Marlon'), Amy Hood topless and quite naughty in black and white ('Jonesy' knows I love me some kinky Amy Hood), Jennifer Lawrence tasty meaty delish sideboob (eye-spied by 'Kilgore'), Britt Robertson briefly flashing funbags in Ask Me Anything (lovely lady humps uncovered by 'Frank T.'), Alice Eve bodacious bare racktastic (go ask Alice just how nice those are thanks to 'Fren'), Gigi Hadid and little sis Bella Hadid bikini candid hotness (very nice find by 'Bob'), and last, but by cup size hardly least, the big funions of Elite model Emma Spellar topless playing pool (by way of her more ardent fan, 'Jeremy'). Oh, boy, get yourself through these five dozen photos without sweating and you're a cooler man than I. Enjoy.