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Alina Phillips Aka Thumbelina Is Back And Topless and Perfect In Purple

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Alina Phillips is short on stature, hence her self-taken nickname of Thumbelina, but long on nekkid modeling body talent, as evidence by her latest pictorial venture in Purple magazine.

For those of you and my angelic side which clamor for more natural beauty among the sextastic and popular set you could do worse than staring deep into the organic wonders of the nekkid female form of Alina who poses so effortlessly for the cameras, she certainly must spend a good deal of her time off-camera hanging out unclothed as well. Certainly, she’d fit in well to my own home’s policy of no clothes for women who have been paid professionally to model. Or members of the Dutch Woman’s Field Hockey Team. Also, anybody from New Zealand who isn’t a man. Not many rules, just a few. Alina, I’ll send the e-vite. Look for the colorful balloons in your inbox. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Darren Ankenman For Purple Magazine

Coco Baudelle Bare Booty And Topless In East Village

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Coco Baudelle was nekkid in the East Village and no one called me to come down. You can see from the pics why I am a little upset. I could of helped focus a light or gotten coffee for the crew. Then I would have gotten to behold Coco’s bare funbags in person. Coco has a pretty sick rack. I for one would like very much to see more of them in the coming months. She’s also got a phenomenal pair of legs. Look at the pic where she’s got on knee socks. That reminds me of all the hot girls I was in love with in Catholic school. But her most amazing feature is her perfect booty. It is the Platonic form of buttdom that all other booties aspire to be like.

Next time Coco is nekkid in my city I want someone to friggin’ call me.

Photo Credit: Kristin Gallegos For Purple Diary

Lindsay Lohan Full Spread In Hunger Magazine

Lindsay Lohan is back in this super sexy spread for Hunger Magazine. Linds wears a variety of lingerie on what looks like the bed of a Motel 6. Look, say what you want about some of Lindsay’s life decisions but it is an absolute fact proven by science and theology that Lindsay has got a spectacular rack. I’ve been a fan of them since Mean Girls when she bounced around in tight little sweaters. They are friggin’ huge in the good way. It’s good to see that Lindsay has returned to her first love, namely making guys want to ogle her jubblies. I for one would like to see more of this mature sexy Lindsay.

Sure, she’s been through a lot but wisdom comes at a price. That and she’s still got an amazing body so all is forgiven.

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Laura Queen Topless Boudoir Ginger Goodness for Purple

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I must admit to not being super familiar with model Laura Queen. Which humbles me severely since she is not only ginger and topless, she’s rather ravishing in this Darren Ankerman shoot for Purple Diary. I do have a rather elaborate universal radar system that is supposed to alert me any time a red headed hottie removes her top. I paid good money for that system. Well, okay, I leased it and never returned it and they forgot to keep billing me, still, much like my cable, I still expect it to work without problems.

Seeing ginger topped skin-revealing sextastic ladies helps to remind me of the spiritual nature of existence. Surely this type of goodness wasn’t randomly composed. No, there’s a something somewhere that digs hot gingers too. We are not alone. Of course, that means more competition. Bring it on. Well done, Laura. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Darren Ankerman for Purple Diary

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River the Model Nekkid Hot and Au Natural in the Boudoir for Purple Magazine

River Nekkid Shoot by Darren Ankenman for Purple Magazine November 2014
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Whenever performers or entertainers or models go by one name, I’m always forced to think, did they really earn that distinction or are they just claiming it. Kendall Jenner wants to be known simply as Kendall. Sorry, dear, you’ve got maybe a decade of being a supermodel before you earn the right to own the new age suburban girls name. But, now, there’s the case of an L.A. model who goes by River. Just, River. Before I could even get into my judgmental phase on the naming, I ran into her photos shot by Darren Ankenman for Purple Magazine. Wow. Damn. And a few other phrases I can’t recite because of the grade schoolers who read this cite from P.S 137 in Brooklyn. Hey, little fellas!

River is such a fine specimen of natural young blonde hottie model beauty, she could call herself Nixon and I’d be fine with it. Heck, I’d get a tattoo saying ‘me and Nixon XOXOXO forever’. I am heels over head in lust with this ingenue and her spectacularly nature made female form. Well done, River. I am thinking of at least seventeen different naughty puns involving your name as we speak. I’d love to share them with you as we take pictures in my Red Roof Inn suites and delight in experiencing the teachings of my new book, Tantric Orgasm in Five Minutes or Less. It’s Tantric for busy people. River, let’s get on this. Enjoy.

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Amy Hood Kinky Nekkid in Black and White for Purple (NSFW at all)

Amy Hood Nekkid for Purple by Jonathan Leder
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I’m a big fan of photographer Jonathan Leder. He likes the hot girls in the naughty poses. We’ve seen much of his work on here before. Now team him up with fetish and oft-bondage model hottie Amy Hood and you have the makings of a quite wonderful pictorial for Purple magazine.

I happen to love naughty girls. Even the appearance of naughty makes me tingly. Naughty and hot, well, that’s a whole different level. That’s like setting phasers to kill. Stun you walk away from. Kill, well, it’s all over. Star Trek nerds understand how I feel checking out Amy Hood in these photos. We’re all brothers underneath our different color space unis. Enjoy.

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Pamela Anderson Nekkid Newly in Artistic Shade of Purple

Pamela Anderson Nekkid for Purple Magazine 2014
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Who said Pamela Anderson had lost a step in the body revealing department? Okay, maybe that was me. But at 46, Pamela Anderson, with a little help from bells and whistles, can still knock your socks off when topless and nekkid and all kinds of revealing as she is in Purple magazine.

Now, it’s not like we haven’t seen Pamela Anderson topless before, but considering she’s been going at it for well over two decades now, you have to be impressed by the sheer longevity of a particular skill, much like NFL running backs, that has a decidedly short 20-something’s lifespan. But Pam just keeps on going and going, providing happy private time material for yet another generation of young men. You know, provided they read French style magazines. Enjoy.

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