Jaclyn Swedberg Nekkid New and So Damn Hot for Playboy (Get Playboy.TV Free Week for Xmas!)


One of the most popular lovely lasses we’ve shared visual wonderments this year had to be Jaclyn Swedberg who reappeared in numerous bikini photoshoots in 2014. So, fortune of fortunes that our friends at PlayboyPlus just this week launched her latest hottest topless pictorial for the bunny magazine. Truly a princess among princesses. A brunette hottie of curvaceous, nay, monumental proportions.

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If you haven’t found that perfect gift yet for Xmas for your favorite people yet, including most definitely yourself, please do consider the very best opportunity on the web for world class fun-girl-no-clothing content on Playboy.TV which can be yours this Yuletide for one heavenly Free Week of sinful exploration. I’ve yet to meet the man or Sapphic leaning woman who has not been pleased with their subscription or the chaffing that occurs happily thereafter. It truly is the most amazing, low cost gift available for the holidays. Enjoy.

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Stefanie Knight Perfect Nekkid Body in Playboy


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Yep, it’s time for my favorite not quite a game show again where earlier in the day we saw the brilliantly boobtastic Stefanie Knight pimping H20 hot bikini style, now we get to see her dabbling in the nekkid arts full frontal and center on PlayboyPlus, the outlet for all good and yummy things bare naked ladies.


Stefanie was sort of a blonde this morning, though her brunette charms and one outlandishly sextastic body shine through in this naturally nekkid pictorial of the curvaceous beauty and Cybergirl of the month earlier this year. There’s no shame in being super hot, so I’m told. Stefanie, I’d love to be the guy who gets to hold your clothes while you’re working. They will come back to you neatly pressed, even if you don’t ask for that, it’s just something I throw in after the obligatory washing to hide any irregularities that occurred during my handling. So very very hot! Enjoy.

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Lindsay Jones Au Natural Playboy Turn of Topless Events

Lindsay Jones Topless Playboy Photoshoot
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As Playboy remakes itself in many different bold and boobtastic ways. you can expect to see much more of the natural naughtiness so many of you clamor for in your regular crayon-smudged letters to me. Less of the shiny happy inflated ladies perhaps, and more of supremely alluring models like Lindsay Jones. Oh, Lindsay, how you have started my engines, greased my rods, and insert other naughty sounding auto metaphor herein.

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Our friends at PlayboyPlus are touting their latest Bunny creation, the sultry Ms. Jones, as the wave of the future. I’d do more than wave if Lindsay were part of my future, if you know what I mean. Whoa, baby hit me one more time. Just say the word, Lindsay, and I will empty my bank account, liquidate my stocks, and sell off all my holdings and we’ll see how far $172.57 can get two crazy horny young lovers in an Enterprise rent-a-car. I’m so so ready. Enjoy.

Sophie Monk Naked In Playboy? Okay, I Can Do That

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At least one superfan of Egotastic! got his male panties in a bunch about us omitting super fine Down Under models and actress Sophie Monk from our archive of Bunny magazine favorites. You know I’m more sensitive than a teen girl experiencing puberty in an all male household, so I hereby bequeath to that fine fellow the perfect female form of Sophie Monk thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus.

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Sophie isn’t just another great looking Australian blonde with killer eyes and even more dangerous sweet pies. She’s one of the elites. The cream of the sextastic crop of Southern Hemispheric babes who put shrimps on the barbie and have contagious laughs. I could be happy with a woman like Sophie Monk keeping my bed warm, even if that was by means of petrol and a match after she discovers I spent the evening with Elle Macpherson. Dare to dream big, you might just land somewhere decently obscene. Enjoy.

Emma Glover Red White and Topless Hot for American Independence and Playboy

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The day Emma Glover started shooting for Playboy was one of the happiest days of my life. I’ll have to have kids someday I suppose to start putting that list into some kind of perspective, but the chance to leer at the ridiculously hot brunette without her clothes on under the visual direction of the photo masters at Playboy is quite the wonderful thing. These are the kinds of things I light candles for late at night.

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Emma has brilliantly brought her British aplomb, make that two plums, to help celebrate the Stars and Stripes during this week of American Independence Day celebrations. Jolly good show really. If only Emma would come to my 4th of July BBQ, my summer bucket list would be already complete. I have vegan options, Emma. I just make people eat them in the corner of shame, but for you, I could make the exception. So damn hot! Enjoy.

Dian Parkinson Topless Classic Beauty Knows the Price is Right on Playboy March Madness Deal

Dian Parkinson Topless in Classic Playboy Pictorial
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First, thanks to EgoReader ‘Will’ for reminding me just how wicked hot Price is Right hostess model Dian Parkinson was back in her heyday of day time game show lore. Wow. And then she went and took all her clothes off for Playboy, revealing one stellar grown up lady body. I’d like to buy a vowel. Oh, wrong show.

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But what is more than right is peeking at Dian Parkinson while considering the March Madness deal from our friends at PlayboyPlus and Playboy.TV. For a mere $5.83/month for twelve months, you can delight in the bevy of topless and nekkid beauties in either format. This is perhaps the happiest you could possibly make your best friend who lies captive between your lower appendages and literally has to put up with your shizz all year long. This is one gift that will not be re-gifted, I assure you. Enjoy.

Playboy.TV Wants to Ensure You Get Some Cheap Hot Action on Valentine’s Day

Ali Rose Nekkid Treats for a Playboy Photoshoot
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First off, Happy Valentine’s Day. Which is a misnomer, because Valentine’s Day can and is one of the most truly horrible days of the year for tons of men and women. Maybe the ‘happy’ part is just wishful thinking. Unless of course you’re the people at Playboy.TV who are doing something about making this day a whole lot better.

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For just an average cost of $5.83 per month, which doesn’t even buy me a cheese sandwich downstairs if I ask for a roll, you can become a vaunted yearly member of Playboy.TV where you can see, oh, a million and one wicked hot chicks like Ali Rose doing what I always imagined wicked hot girls do when they’re hanging out with other wicked hot girls and cameras are rolling. It’s exposing, fun, a tad bit raunchy, if raunchy means completely awesome. And it does. Check out Ali Rose in photos, imagine her bouncing and giggling and making a salad without her hands and you have some idea of what you’ll find on Playboy.TV.  Enjoy.