Co-Ed Stacy Aaron Nekkid Sunbathing to Celebrate Playboy.TV’s Free Week Trial!

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Playboy.TV keeps asking me what price I think would be great for EgoReaders who happen to be interested in watching tons of hot young models strip off their clothes and play around. I keep saying, well, while I’d give my left foot for such a viewing pleasure, but all my readers test it out for themselves for free. If they like it, they keep it, if they say, eww, icky hot nekkid girls making out again, I’d rather buy a copy of Good Housekeeping, then no skin off their wallet backs. It’s a great deal.


Helping us to celebrate is San Diego college student Stacy Aaron, sunbathing because it’s basically summer now and it’s time for hot, tanned, topless glistening girls on chaise lounge chairs to fuel our summer time poolside sexual fantasies. Not that I require much fuel in that regard. In fact, wicked hot Stacy Aaron might just overfuel me. But that’s my cross to carry. Enjoy.

Teri Polo Broke But Not Busted and Very Nekkid To Celebrate PlayboyTV’s Memorial Day Weekend Free Trial Offer

Teri Polo Super Hot Topless Playboy Photoshoot
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Poor Teri Polo. How we loved her in Meet the Fockers. How we will be lusting over these wicked hot nekkid photos of her from her Playboy celebrity pictorial. According to news reports, Teri is deep in celebrity debt doo-doo. Almost unfathomably to imagine any attractive woman struggling, especially with so much talent, not to mention who looks this good nekkid.

Playboy.TV is Free For One Week for the Memorial Day Holiday!

Well, one way not to find yourself in Chapter something or other is to get yourself a super great deal on all your entertainment and recreational outlets. Such as the Free 7-Day Playboy.TV trial to celebrate the holiday weekend.  It’s just a few shekels a month after that if you continue. Now, that’s frugal. Stay away from the condos in Aspen and the Mercedes and the designer clothes. Hot nekkid girls running across your screen giggling is pretty much all you need to be happy in life. And I guarantee it won’t bankrupt you. Enjoy.

Dani Mathers Is Still So Damn Hot and Topless (and Playboy.TV Is Still Free!)

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Regular 138 Water pimping model and Playboy hottie Dani Mathers was named Playmate of the Month for 2014, so I’m celebrating by sharing her latest pictorial, a new look of crazy hot Dani in a see-through wet beach outfit for a night shoot. It’s pretty damn wild, and, drawn straight from my late night libido movie festival. I can’t help but feel people are stealing my naughty ideas.

Get Playboy.TV Free For One Week. Gratis! Five-Finger Discount!

The good folks at Playboy.TV are celebrating by extending their promotion of one week of Playboy.TV. for free. If you’ve never seen Playboy.TV, it’s basically gaggles of super sextastic young women getting quite nekkid for shows and shoots and just general water fight good times. Nothing you’d be interested in really. Nah, you’d rather be watching your ice dancing leftover from Sochi on your DVR. I get it. Dani Mathers and I weep for you. Enjoy.

Emma Glover Topless and Smoking Hot For Playboy (WIth Another Chance to Get Playboy.TV For One Free Week)

Emma Glover Goes Topless for Playboy
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I like to think of Emma Glover and I as BFFs. That’s like FWB without the B. Oh, that I could have more platonic relationships with gorgeous women in my life. That’s the ticket to happiness, not to mention painful crying tears throughout the overnight hours. Nevertheless, while I may never truly experience the full and ample pleasure of knowing Emma Glover in any biblical fashion, the fun parts of the bible that is, that does not take away from the happy tingles I receive viewing her absolutely perfect body and outrageously hot funbags as herein in her new pictorial for Playboy Magazine.


To celebrate this majestic views of her her royal sexiness, I’m going to become slightly catatonic, followed by a brief frenzy of activity, and then a bath of some sort. I’m also going to extend to you ONE WEEK FREE TRIAL on Playboy.TV. Because it’s almost mother’s day and mom would want you to be happy. Especially for free. I wouldn’t be pimping this if it wasn’t bound to make you happier than that tuna sandwich you’re about to eat. And you had to pay for that.

Emma Glover, someday, in some parallel universe where there are two suns, I shall experience your two moons with galactic passion. But, for today, it’s all about scratch and sniff on my monitor. I can do the two simultaneously thanks to monumental levels of practice. Enjoy.

Berenice Garcia Nekkid and a Week of Playboy.TV for Free To Celebrate Cinco De Mayo

Berenice Garcia Topless Photoshoot for Playboy
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Everybody wants in on the celebration today for Mexicans kicking France’s ass one-hundred and fifty years ago. Hey, if you can’t celebrate beating the snot out of France, what can you celebrate? Well, today, a look at blonde hottie Mexican-American Berenice Garcia and one week free trial on Playboy.TV, where you’ll find blondes, brunettes, and redheads of all backgrounds getting nekkid for your viewing pleasure.


Berenice Garcia  reminds us that hot women come in all shapes and sizes and visually spectacularly focus. I must admit, topless and smiling for the cameras is my particularly favorite focus, but to each their own. On Cinco de Mayo, it’s all about us gringos pretending we have yet another reason to drink cerveza and pull out the old Los Lobos albums. Guilty as charged. Enjoy.

Playboy TV Free For a Week to Celebrate Easter (Oh, and Jenny McCarthy Hot Mommy Nekkid Too)

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If you’re symbol is the bunny, you’re going to have to do something special for Easter weekend. I mean, sure, the frocks and the hats and the parades and the religious ceremonies and the ham are all well and good, but not quite the same as seeing an entire free week of smoking hot babes galore on Playboy.TV thanks to our Easter giving generous friends at PlayboyPlus.

DO NOT MISS: Playboy.TV One Week Completely Free!

And while we’re at it, why not tempt the salacious veins with a look at the most recent set of Jenny McCarthy nekkid in Playboy magazine. She is getting married soon, which doesn’t mean we still can’t admire her long and storied history with the bunny magazine, but it does mean I have to say a small virtual apology to her New Kids on the Block husband before I enter into fantasy land with Jenny. Just think of all the hotness Playboy has to offer. And, now, it’s free for a week. I only pimp products I indulge in myself. Enjoy.

Nikki Leigh Topless Photoshoot for Playboy

Nikki Leigh Topless Photoshoot for Playboy
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Nikki Leigh is on full display in her latest spread for Playboy. The blond vixen Playmate showed off her perfectly round breasts in a series of provocative pics. Her breasts are a thing of beauty, so much so that if I wrote poetry I’d dedicate a friggin’ sonnet to them “Ode To Nikki’s Knockers” (tentative title). In one of the galleries below you can see Nikki working out with fashion designer Nikki Lund. This is the pay-off for all that hard work and exercise. There is not a molecule of unsightly material on Nikki’s toned body. The nice thing about Nikki is that she always looks like she’s having fun in her photo shoots. Maybe it’s just a perception but it adds to the sexiness. No one wants a gloomy model.

The other thing I like about Nikki, besides the obvious, is her sexy stare. It’s not easy to stare sexily and not look like a creeper.