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Playboy’s List of Top 10 Party Schools Includes 2 Big Ten Colleges; We Celebrate With Toplessness

By Bill Swift | September 27, 2012 @ 1:35 pm

Well, the list is out, Playboy's Top 10 Party Schools in the U.S., and while you will no doubt disagree on the tally, I think we can all agree that there's nothing wrong with looking at hot topless photos of coeds, every once in a while.

So, we looked to Playboy itself for the Girls of the Big Ten pictorial, for a sampling of the likes of "Top 10 Party Schools' such as Wisconsin and Ohio State, to see what the girls at the parties (we never got invited to) might just look like. Enjoy.

(Be sure to get all of your hot, topless, and skin-baring bodacious views of lovely ladies through PlayboyPlus.)

Alana Campos Is Beyond Hot, But Not Beyond Nekkid in Playboy

By Bill Swift | September 26, 2012 @ 1:00 pm

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Miss September 2012 Alana Campos Topless Shoot in Playboy Brazil

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Holy Sudamericana moly. Well-known (down Brazil way) bikini model Alana Campos has taken it off, all off, for Playboy as their September 2012 Playmate of the Month and the visual details are well beyond merely muy sexual.

Hot Latina booty? Check!
Beautiful curvy boobtastic body? Check!
Sultry fierce come hither looks? Check!
Time to lay down the plastic floor mats? Check!

I don't want to give too much away, but I've already written 337 letters to Alana asking her to be my date to the World Cup 2014 in Rio. I'm expecting a small chance of a yes, and a big ole chance of an international style restraining order. I've learned to deal with the disappointments.

Check out the complete set of Alana Campos nekkid pictorial and stunning video in Playboy.

Egotastic! Launches Deal With Playboy Plus — What’s This Mean for You? A Good Deal on Nekkid Jenny McCarthy and Kim Kardashian!

By Bill Swift | September 20, 2012 @ 12:13 pm

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If there's one thing Playboy knows that we know that you all know is that hot sextastic nekkid celebrities really are just about the best thing in the world. In fact, if you discount the time a beer truck got in a fender bender right outside my apartment and cases of gratis brew went flying all over the front yard, they really are the very best thing in the world.

And to kick it all off, how about a little nekkid Jenny McCarthy, or, maybe some Kim Kardashian. That forms quite the boobtastic veteran sandwich right there.

Get full picture sets and videos of Jenny McCarthy and Kim Kardashian and other celebs nekkid on Playboy Plus

You know we get Egotastic! readers a good deal. In this case, an annual subscription to Playboy Plus for just a monthly rate of $9.99. That's what I'm about to spend at Freddy Chee's Korean-Mex truck for a lunch time burrito. And, trust me, nekkid high-res pictures and videos of Jenny McCarthy and Kim Kardashian and the like won't leave you on the shitter for the rest of the afternoon like a Freddy Chee burrito. This is a membership must, if you're so inclined.

Franziska Gurtler Topless Hotness in Croatia, But the Super Purty Pride of Germany

By Bill Swift | July 19, 2012 @ 12:45 pm

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Franziska Gurtler Super Sexy Nekkid and Topless Pictorial

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Okay, track me geographically here. Outside of winning the UEFA cup or a major world war, the biggest prize in Europe these days is to get some of your native homeland celebrity hotties onto the worldwide pages of Egotastic! so we get letters, passionate cries in languages we often don't recognize (as English itself is still 47% mystery to us) pimping out the celebrity models and actresses of their ancestral lands.

And, we got a sweeping weeping note from a swell Egotastic! reader in Crotia who just freed himself from 11 straight days of catatonic drool at the sight of ridiculously fine blonde model Franziska Gurtler gracing the cover of his Crotian Playboy magazine this month. However, as such things go, a little digging reveals that Franziska Gurtler is actually a daughter of Deutschland, upon who's bunny magazine pages she was featured in this same pictorial a year earlier. Oh, lamentable moment for Croatian pride. And big ups for Germany.

But, in the spirit of the Olympics and all that is boobtastic and beautiful, let us all come together an ogle Franziska Gurtler two's as one. Enjoy.

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Mari Paraiba Nekkid Pictures For a Brazilian Sports Hot Body Issue of Their Own

By Bill Swift | July 13, 2012 @ 10:47 am

Plain Old Wicked Hot!

Mari Paraiba Plays With Nature in Playboy Brazil

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This seems to be the week of hot nekkid athletes, only we didn't quite get to the skintastic levels with the covered photos from ESPN's Body Issue, so we head where we often head in time of great lust-filled need, South of the Border to Brazil where ridiculously hot bodied pro volleyball player Mari Paraiba did a bump, set, and spike of nekkid hotness for her home country's Playboy magazine.

Mari Paraiba comes from a family of athletes and was apparently born to be a superstar sports talent, from the amazingly sextastic photo array, I'm going to boldly declare that she was also born to be a nekkid superstar, because Mother Nature does not make bodies like that to be shielded behind baggy sweaters. Enjoy.

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Julieta Ponce Nekkid Pictures Fill Your Dance Card With Visual Treats

By Bill Swift | July 11, 2012 @ 12:42 pm

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Julieta Ponce Sexy Nekkid Pictorial for Playboy Argentina

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Is it okay for dudes to watch dancing reality shows? Well, it is in Argentina where Soñando por Bailar and its similar shows routinely take wicked hot Sudamericana women, put them in tight or skimpy outfits, then get them dirty dancing, then it's not only perfectly acceptable, it's required really.

Which leads us to Julieta Ponce, who made a fine name for herself on the dance shows in Argentina, and now is making an even finer show of herself in her home country's Playboy magazine, showing both her bare rumbas and her cha-cha-cha and making dancing fun again for guys. It shouldn't be, but it is, thanks to the power of one wicked hot nekkid body. Enjoy.

Nina Kohne Nekkid Pictures Helps Us Hail Slovenia and an EgoReaderPhotographer

By Bill Swift | July 3, 2012 @ 1:37 am

Editor's Note: some or all of the media previously associated with this post have been removed at the request of Playboy U.S., not the actual photographer, who is still one very cool and talented dude.

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When did our love affair with the great landlocked nation of Slovenia begin? Oh, who can say really, but I'm guessing it had something to do with super hot girls flashing their ridiculously sextastic bodies. That's just a wild guess.

Today, we have the extra special pleasure of looking through the lens of long time Egotastic Reader and hottie female photographer Aleš Bravničar, who has photographed yet another fine specimen of Slovenian femalehood in the form of Nina Kohne, whose pictures were so hot, they got published in Playboy magazine around the world, which I'm told includes the U.S. still. Which just goes to show you that not only are Egotastic! readers statistically better educated than all other celebrity sites on the wrb, they are smart enough to figure out how to make a living photographing hot nekkid women like Nina Kohne on the beach. That's more important than education by the way.

As for Nina herself, let's just stick to whatever the Slovenian word is for 'damm!'. Enjoy.

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