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Ashley Salazar Topless Bound and Lacy Hotness for the Romanian Bunny


I always love when I get a letter from model Ashley Salazar. I'm pretty sure it's going to contain another set of very fine pictures of her that she is so naturally proud of and sharing. If I looked like Ashley Salazar without my clothes on, well, first of all, I'd probably never leave my bathtub. But, second, I'd be quite into showing off my photos as well. Especially when they appear so glossy and colorful and hot bodied on the pages of Playboy Romania. Oh, yeah, I have a subscription. Get with the program.

Ashley gets all kind of wicked black lace and tied up in this photoshoot which has just about something for everybody, including the kids, if they happen to love perfect funbags and a little bondage. I know I did as a kid. Thanks, Ash, you are ever so beautiful. Enjoy.

Emma Glover Is Finally Nekkid! Playboy.TV Is Free For a Week!


You know we've lusted British glamour model Emma Glover since about the time many of you first confirmed that you were anatomically male. She's just one fine looking Britty brunette. However, such as the rules of glamour modeling go in Jolly Old, we never really  got a full peek at Emma's birthday suit goodness that is until now. Thanks to Playboy and Playboy.TV celebrating it's brand new totally free week, we may feast our eyes upon the full frontal goodies of Emma the Alluring.

DO NOT MISS: Playboy.TV One Week Completely Free!

This is the first time ever that Playboy.TV has offered a free trial to potential customers. In the very least, you owe it to yourself and the opposable thumbs God gave you to see just how much bawdy fun a TV channel dedicated to sextastic nekkid girls playing around can be. What, were you thinking more cable TV news coverage of missing planes and riots around the world? Nay, my friend, go for the good looking nekkid girls every time. Enjoy.

Alejandra Guilmant Nekkid for a Belated Playboy St. Patrick’s Day Feel Good Special


I blame myself for missing St. Patrick's Day. Although, I'd make mention of the fact that having a drinking holiday on a Monday following a big weekend of sports is pretty brutal for anyone over the age of teenager. Still, I'd be remiss if I and a couple of my special hot girl loving friends at Playboy did not give you one way to save green after St. Patrick's Day with a special deal on both Playboy Plus with, oh, hundreds of thousands of photos and videos, and Playboy.TV with a bunch of hot nekkid women doing silly things to one another. I blush just thinking about it.

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And, to celebrate, why not take a special peek at the nekkid hot goodness of Alejandra Guilmant who we saw just an hour ago covered topless in Esquire. Well, you knew that wasn't going to be good enough for me. And definitely nor good enough for you. So take a gander at her wicked alluring sextastic body and dream the dream of hot senoritas in your boudoir. Enjoy.

Dian Parkinson Topless Classic Beauty Knows the Price is Right on Playboy March Madness Deal


First, thanks to EgoReader 'Will' for reminding me just how wicked hot Price is Right hostess model Dian Parkinson was back in her heyday of day time game show lore. Wow. And then she went and took all her clothes off for Playboy, revealing one stellar grown up lady body. I'd like to buy a vowel. Oh, wrong show.

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But what is more than right is peeking at Dian Parkinson while considering the March Madness deal from our friends at PlayboyPlus and Playboy.TV. For a mere $5.83/month for twelve months, you can delight in the bevy of topless and nekkid beauties in either format. This is perhaps the happiest you could possibly make your best friend who lies captive between your lower appendages and literally has to put up with your shizz all year long. This is one gift that will not be re-gifted, I assure you. Enjoy.

Rachel Hunter Called a Classic by Sports Illustrated; We Take A Peek At Rachel Topless in Playboy


For the 50th anniversary of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, the S.I. team harkened back twenty years to the February when Rachel Hunter was among the three hottie member trio of swimsuit models dubbed the dream team. And a dream she was, and still is, by the looks of her in and around these photo ops for the new edition. But, today, I take you back to a time when Rachel Hunter made our entire bodies grip with, well, gripness.

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Rachel's stellar Playboy photo shoot courtesy of the launch of Playboy Plus' new Hot Yoga channel launch. If you happen to like wicked hot girls doing yoga in various states of undress, you will die for this. I mean, first the happy, then the die part. Might as well go out with a smile. Enjoy.

Miriam Gossner Topless Means Germany Wins the Winter Olympics Most Important Event


No offense to the 39 other nations competing in Sochi, but Germany just won the entire thing. And, no, not because of their uncanny ability to slide on a luge and bobsled faster than anybody else in the world, but because of cross-country and biathlete phenom Miriam Gossner. Miriam is the dangerous double threat of Norwegian-German heritage, which means she's born into winter sports and also destined to be a super hot blonde.

But that's still not the reason she wins, even more so than my Slovenian alpine darling, Tina Maze and even semi-topless Lebanese hottie Jackie Chamoun. Miriam wins because she showed off her biathlete boobtastic bare in Playboy Germany where she looks all kinds of gold medal worthy in her preening and posing performance. Damn. My apologies to all, but until I see otherwise, Germany wins the 2014 games. Enjoy.

We Saw Jade Bryce Hot on the Red Carpet; Now Let’s See Her Topless on PlayboyPlus


My favorite upscale adult entertainment game show that doesn't involve a guy with a toupee hosting it (not yet at least). Yesterday we saw Bellator hottie Jade Bryce on the red carpet for the MMA Awards in Vegas. Now, thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus, we have a look at Jade Bryce topless and wicked hot from her cybermodeling days of yore. Well, like a couple years ago. She truly is a stunner.

Playboy Plus is 80% off for Valentine's Week Only

And, just in time for Valentine's Day, the good folks at PlayboyPlus are offering a massive 80% off annual subscription rate deal for the lovers of romance and hundreds of thousands of photos and videos of the world's hottest women to go along with that romance. It's a deal you really can't beat, though you can certainly beat... nevermind, you get the idea. Enjoy.