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Marlene Morrow Classic Nekkid Goodness For a Very Happy Playboy TV Easter Deal

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There are many things I love about my own Playboy membership. One is the historical nature of Playboy content. While Egotastic! runs a solid eight years back now, Playboy has been around for sixty years and archived all of their crazy nekkid hot model and celebrity content. For instance, say I want to see who was  the Playmate during Easter forty years ago. With a couple clicks I pull up the deliciously early 70′s fun bodied Marlene Morrow. Just wicked hotness from the era of bush and blessed tan lines. Yes, it turns out that sextastic women without their clothes on have always been passion inducing.

Easter Special: Playboy.TV for just $5.83 month with Annual Pass

To celebrate the current Easter 2014, our friends at Playboy Plus are offering a super special deal on Playboy.TV. Forty years ago, you couldn’t get thousands of videos and television programs featuring Playboy level hotties, but now you can. Right there on your computer or mobile device. And it’s just a few bucks a month. God bless the advancement of media and technology. The women stay hot as ever, the delivery systems keep getting better. Enjoy.

Ashley Salazar Topless Bound and Lacy Hotness for the Romanian Bunny

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I always love when I get a letter from model Ashley Salazar. I’m pretty sure it’s going to contain another set of very fine pictures of her that she is so naturally proud of and sharing. If I looked like Ashley Salazar without my clothes on, well, first of all, I’d probably never leave my bathtub. But, second, I’d be quite into showing off my photos as well. Especially when they appear so glossy and colorful and hot bodied on the pages of Playboy Romania. Oh, yeah, I have a subscription. Get with the program.

Ashley gets all kind of wicked black lace and tied up in this photoshoot which has just about something for everybody, including the kids, if they happen to love perfect funbags and a little bondage. I know I did as a kid. Thanks, Ash, you are ever so beautiful. Enjoy.

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Emma Glover Is Finally Nekkid! Playboy.TV Is Free For a Week!

Emma Glover Strips Nekkid for Playboy Photoshoot
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You know we’ve lusted British glamour model Emma Glover since about the time many of you first confirmed that you were anatomically male. She’s just one fine looking Britty brunette. However, such as the rules of glamour modeling go in Jolly Old, we never really  got a full peek at Emma’s birthday suit goodness that is until now. Thanks to Playboy and Playboy.TV celebrating it’s brand new totally free week, we may feast our eyes upon the full frontal goodies of Emma the Alluring.

DO NOT MISS: Playboy.TV One Week Completely Free!

This is the first time ever that Playboy.TV has offered a free trial to potential customers. In the very least, you owe it to yourself and the opposable thumbs God gave you to see just how much bawdy fun a TV channel dedicated to sextastic nekkid girls playing around can be. What, were you thinking more cable TV news coverage of missing planes and riots around the world? Nay, my friend, go for the good looking nekkid girls every time. Enjoy.

Alejandra Guilmant Nekkid for a Belated Playboy St. Patrick’s Day Feel Good Special

Alejandra Guilmant Topless Playboy Photoshoot
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I blame myself for missing St. Patrick’s Day. Although, I’d make mention of the fact that having a drinking holiday on a Monday following a big weekend of sports is pretty brutal for anyone over the age of teenager. Still, I’d be remiss if I and a couple of my special hot girl loving friends at Playboy did not give you one way to save green after St. Patrick’s Day with a special deal on both Playboy Plus with, oh, hundreds of thousands of photos and videos, and Playboy.TV with a bunch of hot nekkid women doing silly things to one another. I blush just thinking about it.

Playboy Plus for Just $5.83 per month / Playboy.TV for Just $5.83 per month

And, to celebrate, why not take a special peek at the nekkid hot goodness of Alejandra Guilmant who we saw just an hour ago covered topless in Esquire. Well, you knew that wasn’t going to be good enough for me. And definitely nor good enough for you. So take a gander at her wicked alluring sextastic body and dream the dream of hot senoritas in your boudoir. Enjoy.

Dian Parkinson Topless Classic Beauty Knows the Price is Right on Playboy March Madness Deal

Dian Parkinson Topless in Classic Playboy Pictorial
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First, thanks to EgoReader ‘Will’ for reminding me just how wicked hot Price is Right hostess model Dian Parkinson was back in her heyday of day time game show lore. Wow. And then she went and took all her clothes off for Playboy, revealing one stellar grown up lady body. I’d like to buy a vowel. Oh, wrong show.

Join PlayboyPlus for a few bucks a month / Join Playboy.TV for the same small coin per month

But what is more than right is peeking at Dian Parkinson while considering the March Madness deal from our friends at PlayboyPlus and Playboy.TV. For a mere $5.83/month for twelve months, you can delight in the bevy of topless and nekkid beauties in either format. This is perhaps the happiest you could possibly make your best friend who lies captive between your lower appendages and literally has to put up with your shizz all year long. This is one gift that will not be re-gifted, I assure you. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Sissi Fleitas Topless En Fuego in The Mexican Bunny

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First and foremost, muchas gracias to EgoReader ‘Eduardo’ who reminded us that while we teased the pictorial of Sabado Gigante variety show veteran hottie Sissi Fleitas, we never really shared the photos. That was kind of a dick move on our part, though I assure you as usual it was mostly just because I’m lazy and I have short-term memory loss though I can’t remember why.

But on to Sissi Fleitas, the blonde hottie tore up the libidos of many men for many years on Spanish language television, but this is her ultimate show. The wicked hot Cubana looks all kinds of spectacular in Playboy Mexico, flashing the charms that connected her with audiences for many years. Though probably not as connected as many would’ve liked to be.

On Fridays, we give gratitude for all that is nekkid and alluring and makes life worth living if you happen to be a lusty kind of guy or Sapphic leaning gal. Sissi Fleitas can come to my private dinner parties any time she likes. Tonight maybe, Sissi? Oddly, I’m free. Thank God It’s Funbags!

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Aline Franzoi Topless Sextastic Will Cause You To Tap Out (Or Just Tap For Privacy)

Aline Franzoi Topless in Playboy Brazil
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Guilty as charged. EgoReader ‘Stein’ wonders how I can call myself a MMA/UFC fan and not have shared these wicked hot photos of Brazilian UFC ring girl crazy hottie Aline Franzoi who reached the height of topless heights in her home country’s Playboy Brazil. And, damn, I do feel ashamed. Not like Jennette McCurdy ashamed for having my lingerie selfies appear on the web, a more sullen feeling of letdown for not having shared these photos with all of you earlier. Just so damn hot.

Aline, we shall meet one day. Maybe at a World Cup event or just in a Rio airport. I’ll be the drunk they’re throwing out of the bar. You’ll be the sweaty hot nekkid Brazilian hottie ring girl. We each have our parts to play. Let’s play them together. Enjoy.

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