It’s the return of my favorite game, seeing a wicked hot celebrity in a bikini in the morning, to wait a few long hours to see her without her clothes on in Playboy Magazine in the afternoon. Danielle Lloyd was Miss Great Britain a few years back before she was stripped of her title because she had the audacity to reveal her sextastic goodness in Playboy. The whole thing seems kind of silly. The pageant people have a good thing, Playboy has an even better thing, maybe it’s just jealousy. It can’t be some stupid ‘virtue’ test. As if flashing your wicked hot funbags somehow disqualifies you to be an awesome human being bringing peace to our planet.
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Regardless, any chance to see a smoking hot woman nekkid, that’s kind of my motto. I’d get it tattooed on my forearm if it was so complicated and I wasn’t scared of needles. While you’re at it, be sure to check out our ongoing One Week Free Playboy.TV deal with our friends at Playboy Plus. You can take a social stand and see tons of hot unclothed women for free at the same time. I can’t possibly thing of anything better. Enjoy.
There’s a lot of buzz around the wicked hot blonde new Playmate of the Year, the deliciously amazing Kennedy Summers. She’s in medical school, on her way to becoming a doctor, and some people just can’t let go of old-fashioned ideas that you can’t be a women who bares her crazy sextastic body for Playboy and still be a smart, professional woman. I don’t know why people feel a need to hold on to such long-ago small minded notions. If the Egotastic! man knows anything, it’s that when it comes time to pick out the doc who’s going to be asking you to bend over and cough, Kennedy Summers is now at the very top of your list.
ONE WEEK FREE TRIAL TO PLAYBOY.TV. YOU WILL THANK ME LATER
On this particular Friday, we’re celebrating TGIF with a peek at Kennedy and an offer of one free week of Playboy.TV for those of you who’ve yet to sign up. I keep telling the good folks at Playboy Plus to extend this offer, and they seem to keep doing it for now, though at some point my Hefner impression on the telephone might be discovered. Get it now, while the girls are bouncing and hot and the previews are udderly free. Thank God It’s Funbags!
When we saw one of my favorite Playmates yesterday, Tailor James,in a lightly topless shoot for FHM, I had promised to bring you more of Tailor, in her entirety from her golden great pictorial in Playboy magazine when she served as a Playmate about a decade ago. Tailor toots my horn, blows my whistle, and fires my gun. Some other idioms as well I’m sure related to more sensitive anatomical regions. Just ever so hot.
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Our good friends at Playboy.TV are in the final stretches of their May One-Week Free of Playboy.TV offer to our readers. I really do hope you take advantage of the opportunity fill your existence with even more nekkid hotties bouncing beach balls and making out and other fun things hot nekkid girls tend to do when they get together. Free’s a decent price. I’m pretty sure that’s as low as they can go. Enjoy.
Playboy.TV keeps asking me what price I think would be great for EgoReaders who happen to be interested in watching tons of hot young models strip off their clothes and play around. I keep saying, well, while I’d give my left foot for such a viewing pleasure, but all my readers test it out for themselves for free. If they like it, they keep it, if they say, eww, icky hot nekkid girls making out again, I’d rather buy a copy of Good Housekeeping, then no skin off their wallet backs. It’s a great deal.
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Helping us to celebrate is San Diego college student Stacy Aaron, sunbathing because it’s basically summer now and it’s time for hot, tanned, topless glistening girls on chaise lounge chairs to fuel our summer time poolside sexual fantasies. Not that I require much fuel in that regard. In fact, wicked hot Stacy Aaron might just overfuel me. But that’s my cross to carry. Enjoy.
Poor Teri Polo. How we loved her in Meet the Fockers. How we will be lusting over these wicked hot nekkid photos of her from her Playboy celebrity pictorial. According to news reports, Teri is deep in celebrity debt doo-doo. Almost unfathomably to imagine any attractive woman struggling, especially with so much talent, not to mention who looks this good nekkid.
Playboy.TV is Free For One Week for the Memorial Day Holiday!
Well, one way not to find yourself in Chapter something or other is to get yourself a super great deal on all your entertainment and recreational outlets. Such as the Free 7-Day Playboy.TV trial to celebrate the holiday weekend. It’s just a few shekels a month after that if you continue. Now, that’s frugal. Stay away from the condos in Aspen and the Mercedes and the designer clothes. Hot nekkid girls running across your screen giggling is pretty much all you need to be happy in life. And I guarantee it won’t bankrupt you. Enjoy.
Regular 138 Water pimping model and Playboy hottie Dani Mathers was named Playmate of the Month for 2014, so I’m celebrating by sharing her latest pictorial, a new look of crazy hot Dani in a see-through wet beach outfit for a night shoot. It’s pretty damn wild, and, drawn straight from my late night libido movie festival. I can’t help but feel people are stealing my naughty ideas.
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The good folks at Playboy.TV are celebrating by extending their promotion of one week of Playboy.TV. for free. If you’ve never seen Playboy.TV, it’s basically gaggles of super sextastic young women getting quite nekkid for shows and shoots and just general water fight good times. Nothing you’d be interested in really. Nah, you’d rather be watching your ice dancing leftover from Sochi on your DVR. I get it. Dani Mathers and I weep for you. Enjoy.
I like to think of Emma Glover and I as BFFs. That’s like FWB without the B. Oh, that I could have more platonic relationships with gorgeous women in my life. That’s the ticket to happiness, not to mention painful crying tears throughout the overnight hours. Nevertheless, while I may never truly experience the full and ample pleasure of knowing Emma Glover in any biblical fashion, the fun parts of the bible that is, that does not take away from the happy tingles I receive viewing her absolutely perfect body and outrageously hot funbags as herein in her new pictorial for Playboy Magazine.
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To celebrate this majestic views of her her royal sexiness, I’m going to become slightly catatonic, followed by a brief frenzy of activity, and then a bath of some sort. I’m also going to extend to you ONE WEEK FREE TRIAL on Playboy.TV. Because it’s almost mother’s day and mom would want you to be happy. Especially for free. I wouldn’t be pimping this if it wasn’t bound to make you happier than that tuna sandwich you’re about to eat. And you had to pay for that.
Emma Glover, someday, in some parallel universe where there are two suns, I shall experience your two moons with galactic passion. But, for today, it’s all about scratch and sniff on my monitor. I can do the two simultaneously thanks to monumental levels of practice. Enjoy.