EgoReaders: Sign Up for Playboy Plus for just $6.25/month for Valentine's Day
For the lovely ladies who peruse our pages, and for the guys out there who know they're not going to get what they want for Valentine's Day, for both of you, we have arranged with our friends at PlayboyPlus for one sickly sextacular membership discount for the V-Day holiday, for Playboy's lowest price ever, and that's a long time, just $6.25/month.
I spend more than that on sugar-free gum a month and sugar-free gum doesn't make me warm and tingly and happy all over like hundreds of thousands of pictures and videos of nekkid hot celebrities and models do. Mostly just makes me burp.
For a little taste of things to come should you join up, check out Garcelle Beauvais, an underrated sultry thespianic, in her classic topless shoot for Playboy. Hard to imagine Garcelle's husband was cheating on her during the time of this photoshoot. But, hey, men, what can you do? Am I right? Enjoy.
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Mammary Memories: Elaine Morton Takes Us Back to 1970 (When Playboy Cost $1 and It Still Does!)
Thanks to EgoReader "Everett' for his silver-fox flashback mammary memory of Playmate Elaine Morton from way back in 1970, when many of us were still just longings in our daddy's loins, but when Playboy really dominated the landscape in the world of hot nekkid faptastic content.
And, to celebrate Everett's fond memories of hours locked in his parent's bathroom with this edition of Playboy, well, first, we get to see Elaine Morton outstandingly hot and nekkid, but, also our friends at PlayboPlus have extended their PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special. Yes, one damn dollar for a two days tour of the Playboy vaults. What else are you going to spend a dollar on? Even a 99-cent cheeseburger will cost you $1.08 around here. No, this is the wise choice.
Check out the PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special and check out fleshy goodness from Elaine Morton all the way up to Jenny McCarthy in the buff.