Okay, consider this a compressed, perverted version of my favorite ever game. We just saw Liv Tyler flashing her panties in the streets of Manhattan. Why not look at her model mom Bebe Buell when she posed for the Bunny magazine back in the 70′s heydays. You will certainly note that the apple does not fall far from the tree. Make that, the apples.
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Thanks to our good friends at PlayboyPlus and their special discounts for our readers and their library of nekkid model and celebrity greatness for these shots of Bebe. She really is a stunner. Like mother like daughter, and insert some factor for Steven Tyler too I guess. He did sneak in there rather opportunely. Enjoy.
At last, our time has come, the champagne bottles re-filled with jug wine have been opened here at the Egotastic! penthouse basement offices as we prepare to celebrate the end of another work week. A friend of mine once told me that people who celebrate the end of their work week necessarily don’t like their jobs. I countered him by saying, just because I lust hard for Miranda Kerr doesn’t mean I have any less naughty feelings for Candice Swanepoel. I want them both in equal and quite improper measure.
Here to help us celebrate our Friday, an Argentinean princess of her own naughty proportions. Annalisa Santi, quite popular down Argentina way, and my way of saying that I will root for whichever remaining World Cup nation’s girls offer to show the most skin with a victory. I’m a sports whore. I can be bought. Annalisa could get me to root for Argentina, just by doing more of what she does here in Playboy Argentina. Hot body, wicked posing, and a whole lot of sweet yams. Thank God It’s Funbags!
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Okay, I’m shilling Team Greece, Free Playboy.TV, and hot nekkid girls with soccer balls all in one or two paragraphs. I’m so good with all of that you wouldn’t believe. As of the time of this writing, Greece is about to kick off with Japan in a second, pretty must win match in the World Cup. And to celebrate, I’m sharing pictures of the beautiful Elizabeth Laini, Playboy girl madly in love with Greek soccer and just about the best looking promoter you could ever desire.
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And, naturally, a gift for you. It’s going to be a long hot summer. Make it sweaty with a purpose with One Week Free Trial of Playboy.TV. I’ve asked them to do this for our readers because it really is quality sextastic nekkid fun content that I want you to test out at least. You may not want it, but don’t say it’s not for you. It is. I know you better than your own mom, well, except for those rash issues. Enjoy.
Are you like me, a pretty horrible self-involved child who never did anything for the parents who claim on legal notices that they raised him? Well, hopefully you thanked mom rightfully so, and, now, your chance to payback dad. Do you realize how many times your old man wanted to tell you how embarrassed he was of you out there in the mix, but he just said, ‘Way to go, champ’ instead? That’s what dad’s do. They lie. And you owe them for that. So how about one last late Father’s Day gift of Playboy.TV at 80% off the normal price for dear old dad.
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Here to help celebrate are Playboy hotties Elizabeth Marxs and Ali Rose. Now, you can’t get them in person for dad, unless you’re the most bitchin’ son or daughter ever. But you can get him girls just like this doing naughty things with each other and with cars, just because that is what makes this world so awesome to spin around on. Or, forget about dad and let the Karmic winds take you away to some hell hole filled with Kardashians. I’d not take my chances on that one. Playboy.TV, 80% off, for dad, for yourself, for America (and other awesome nations).
Playmates.com, the hot younger sister of Playboy Magazine is prepping for World Cup 2014 by shooting a bunch of wicked hot Playmates of the past few years playing soccer. Well, they’re kind of mostly bending over and preening and toying with balls, but would you have it any other way?
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, there’s nothing hotter than sextastic alluring ladies in unis playing sports. Well, okay, them coming up to ask me for a rubdown after the game because I’ve stuffed the real team trainer in a closet and I’m pretending to be helpful is perhaps a notch hotter.
Check out the ridiculously hot Playmates slideshow for O Jogo Bonito (the beautiful game) from Playmates.com and the video below. I guarantee you will come to more fully appreciate the world’s most popular sport. Enjoy.
It’s the return of my favorite game, seeing a wicked hot celebrity in a bikini in the morning, to wait a few long hours to see her without her clothes on in Playboy Magazine in the afternoon. Danielle Lloyd was Miss Great Britain a few years back before she was stripped of her title because she had the audacity to reveal her sextastic goodness in Playboy. The whole thing seems kind of silly. The pageant people have a good thing, Playboy has an even better thing, maybe it’s just jealousy. It can’t be some stupid ‘virtue’ test. As if flashing your wicked hot funbags somehow disqualifies you to be an awesome human being bringing peace to our planet.
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Regardless, any chance to see a smoking hot woman nekkid, that’s kind of my motto. I’d get it tattooed on my forearm if it was so complicated and I wasn’t scared of needles. While you’re at it, be sure to check out our ongoing One Week Free Playboy.TV deal with our friends at Playboy Plus. You can take a social stand and see tons of hot unclothed women for free at the same time. I can’t possibly thing of anything better. Enjoy.
There’s a lot of buzz around the wicked hot blonde new Playmate of the Year, the deliciously amazing Kennedy Summers. She’s in medical school, on her way to becoming a doctor, and some people just can’t let go of old-fashioned ideas that you can’t be a women who bares her crazy sextastic body for Playboy and still be a smart, professional woman. I don’t know why people feel a need to hold on to such long-ago small minded notions. If the Egotastic! man knows anything, it’s that when it comes time to pick out the doc who’s going to be asking you to bend over and cough, Kennedy Summers is now at the very top of your list.
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On this particular Friday, we’re celebrating TGIF with a peek at Kennedy and an offer of one free week of Playboy.TV for those of you who’ve yet to sign up. I keep telling the good folks at Playboy Plus to extend this offer, and they seem to keep doing it for now, though at some point my Hefner impression on the telephone might be discovered. Get it now, while the girls are bouncing and hot and the previews are udderly free. Thank God It’s Funbags!