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Mammary Memories: Elaine Morton Takes Us Back to 1970 (When Playboy Cost $1 and It Still Does!)

 
By Bill Swift | February 26, 2013 @ 12:48 pm
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Thanks to EgoReader "Everett' for his silver-fox flashback mammary memory of Playmate Elaine Morton from way back in 1970, when many of us were still just longings in our daddy's loins, but when Playboy really dominated the landscape in the world of hot nekkid faptastic content.

And, to celebrate Everett's fond memories of hours locked in his parent's bathroom with this edition of Playboy, well, first, we get to see Elaine Morton outstandingly hot and nekkid, but, also our friends at PlayboPlus have extended their PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special. Yes, one damn dollar for a two days tour of the Playboy vaults. What else are you going to spend a dollar on? Even a 99-cent cheeseburger will cost you $1.08 around here. No, this is the wise choice.

Check out the PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special and check out fleshy goodness from Elaine Morton all the way up to Jenny McCarthy in the buff.

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Garcelle Beauvais Topless Playboy Pictorial To Herald the Must-Have Valentine’s Day Deal

 
By Bill Swift | February 13, 2013 @ 1:18 pm
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 Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon Topless on a Boat for Playboy
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EgoReaders: Sign Up for Playboy Plus for just $6.25/month for Valentine's Day

Garcelle-Beauvais-and-Other-Nekkid-Celebs on Playboy PlusFor the lovely ladies who peruse our pages, and for the guys out there who know they're not going to get what they want for Valentine's Day, for both of you, we have arranged with our friends at PlayboyPlus for one sickly sextacular membership discount for the V-Day holiday, for Playboy's lowest price ever, and that's a long time, just $6.25/month.

I spend more than that on sugar-free gum a month and sugar-free gum doesn't make me warm and tingly and happy all over like hundreds of thousands of pictures and videos of nekkid hot celebrities and models do. Mostly just makes me burp.

For a little taste of things to come should you join up, check out Garcelle Beauvais, an underrated sultry thespianic, in her classic topless shoot for Playboy. Hard to imagine Garcelle's husband was cheating on her during the time of this photoshoot. But, hey, men, what can you do? Am I right? Enjoy.

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Arianny Celeste Nekkid Playboy Awesomeness Might Just Explain Why Guys Want to Marry Her So Badly

 
By Bill Swift | February 7, 2013 @ 11:22 am
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Arianny-Celeste-on-Playboy-PlusWatching Arianny Celeste explain her Date Night Disaster last week on our site, with the dude who tried to propose to her on their first official date, well, it got me wondering, not only why any man would ever want to get married in the first place (I'm always keeping that at the front of the mind), but especially so to a girl he barely knew. Then I remember the one caveat to all male decisions: super hot women make us act stupid. And the hotter the woman, the more stupid we act. It's some perverse rule of nature.

For instance, how can one look upon Arianny Celeste nekkid in her stellar Playboy photoshoot and not think, 'Heck, I'd like to share a bed with that woman for the rest of my life'. I mean, my first thought was just one night, but after checking out these photos from our friends at PlayboyPlus, damn, I could be in for a lifetime. A supremely hot woman is more often than not

And since you do happen to love hot nekkid celebrities and models, be sure to get in on our faptastic 50% off Special for EgoReaders on PlayboyPlus. It's a virtual unending library of epic female skin and one of my favorite places to peruse while waiting for the dentist.

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Vida Guerra Classic Topless Posing for the Bunny, And Asstastic Lusters Everywhere

 
By Bill Swift | January 21, 2013 @ 1:11 pm
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Check-Out-Vida-Guerra-on-Playboy-PlusWe got some great response to photos of Vida Guerra and her world-class asstastic in jeans we featured last week, but we were surprised just how many of you had no idea who she was, let alone have seen her from her fully nekkid and hot booty spread in Playboy magazine a few years back. It's simply one of our favorite pictorials ever. And, for anybody who proudly calls themselves an ass-man, well, you ought be ashamed if you haven't properly perused the Cuban hottie's bottom side fully exposed.

Check out Vida Guerra all kinds of wicked hot in her birthday suit, and be sure to get in on this 50% off discount to PlayboyPlus running for Ego Readers, because it is truly one of the most stocked, if not the most stocked, hot skin-filled celebrity and model nekkid site on the web. I visit daily myself. Just for research purposes, naturally. Enjoy.

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Catarina Migliorini Nekkid With a Teddy Bear And Nothing Like a Virgin in the Brazilian Bunny

 
By Bill Swift | January 11, 2013 @ 1:16 pm
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 Catarina Migliorini Goes Nekkid for Playboy Brazil
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Wow, it seems like just yesterday (or 2012) that Brazilian virgin Catarina Migliorini was selling her ne'er touched lady plum to the highest bidder who apparently paid $750K+ to go where no man has gone before.

It all seems kind of nonsensical, that is until you see Catarina and her teddy bear in Playboy Brazil, where the supposedly no longer pure young hottie does all sorts of preening, prancing, and downright romancing her stuffed buddy in a series of sights we can only describe as unforgettable. Just epic, downright epic. Enjoy.

(Do not forget our own homegrown celebrity nekkid hotness available on PlayboyPlus, at 50% off for EgoReaders, cause we love you.)

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Brissia Mayagoitia Topless, Hot, and Singing Sultry for The Mexican Bunny

 
By Bill Swift | January 10, 2013 @ 11:59 am
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 Brissia Mayagoitia Sultry Topless Playboy Photoshoot for January 2013
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Since you probably don't watch much American Idol or X-Factor around these parts, it's unlikely you're watching equally craptastic singing talent shows down Mexico way, but on the off chance you do, you're probably familiar with Brissia Mayagoitia who won some big ones as a teen a few years ago, formed a successful pop band, and more important to our cause, now at 21 has agreed to bare her sultry Latina wares on the pages of Playboy Mexico.

Now, we're still waiting for the likes of Carrie Underwood to get nekkid, and, at one point, I will admit to even wishing to see Kelly Clarkson do the same, but down South of the Border, they take their TV pop diva responsibilities a bit more seriously, at least seriously enough to let all their fans see all their body fineries. Bless you, amazing foreign cultures. Disfruta.

(And, do not forget the amazing Playboy celebrity hotness north of the border available for Egotastic! readers at half-off courtesy of our friends at PlayboyPlus.)

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Victoria Silvstedt PMOY Nekkd in Playboy (A Popularly Demanded Classic!)

 
By Bill Swift | January 9, 2013 @ 11:12 am
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 Victoria Silvstedt Tasty Topless Photoshoot for Playboy
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We've been featuring the hind and front bikini-covered quarters of Victoria Silvstedt heavily of late, as the world's most expensive girlfriend has taken her blonde bombshell bikini show down to the Caribbean for the winter. And, since 'customer service' is our middle name, and many of you keep asking to see Victoria without her clothes on (as many of you are want to ask us in your polite emails), how could we refuse?

So, thank you to our good friends at Playboy Plus, still offering one helluva 50% off membership discount to EgoReaders on their massive inventory of hot nekkid celebrities and models, for providing a healthy glimpse of the extremely healthy body of Playmate of the Year, Victoria Silvstedt, Now you know exactly why she's such an expensive girlfriend. Enjoy.

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