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Prepare to Fall in Lust with a Nekkid Karina Flores

 
By Bill Swift | March 6, 2013 @ 9:41 am
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Indulge me a bit here. I mean, c'mon, I do a lot for you all on a daily basis. So, please, do me the favor of drooling over one of my favorite Sudamericana model/actress/singer beauties, Karina Flores, who appears this month in the South of the Border edition of Playboy.

I've been madly in love with Karina Flores since first we met. And, I'm sure if you asked her about me, she'd probably say the same, or, maybe, something closer to 'Who the hell are you talking about? Oh, that creep, he's supposed to stay 250 feet away from me at all times!'. Love is so fickle. But not so my feelings toward this Brazilian hottie with the body of a Goddess, the alluring looks of a Temptress, and the self-awareness of a Girl I Can't Afford. Still, I can appreciate and/or stalk from afar.

Check out Karina Flores and see if you don't feel similar pangs. Enjoy.

(Oh, and don't forget our ongoing PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special for all of your North and South of the Border hot nekkid celebrity body needs.)

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Karina Smirnoff Topless Temptations Still Not Enough to Watch Dancing with the Stars

 
By Bill Swift | March 5, 2013 @ 11:29 am
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You know how we feel about Dancing with the Stars. Save for the occasional halfway interesting female celebrity contestant, you had better be watching this show on the down low, because if we find out, we're coming to your home to take away all your Little League trophies and kick you in what used to be your nuts.

That being said, we do get a thrill out of the hard body of DWTS dancing pro Karina Smirnoff, who we like to ogle from afar on many an occasion, but never a better occasion than when she took her clothes off for Playboy, as so many celebrities have before, and revealed her hard worked professional body in full. It's quite a thing.

And thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus for these photos and for extending their PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special. There has truly never been a better subscription deal in the history of all that is hot and nekkid online.

In summary, Dancing with the Stars -- negative. Seeing Stars nekkid on Playboy Plus -- yes, sir. Enjoy.

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Mammary Memories: Elaine Morton Takes Us Back to 1970 (When Playboy Cost $1 and It Still Does!)

 
By Bill Swift | February 26, 2013 @ 12:48 pm
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Thanks to EgoReader "Everett' for his silver-fox flashback mammary memory of Playmate Elaine Morton from way back in 1970, when many of us were still just longings in our daddy's loins, but when Playboy really dominated the landscape in the world of hot nekkid faptastic content.

And, to celebrate Everett's fond memories of hours locked in his parent's bathroom with this edition of Playboy, well, first, we get to see Elaine Morton outstandingly hot and nekkid, but, also our friends at PlayboPlus have extended their PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special. Yes, one damn dollar for a two days tour of the Playboy vaults. What else are you going to spend a dollar on? Even a 99-cent cheeseburger will cost you $1.08 around here. No, this is the wise choice.

Check out the PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special and check out fleshy goodness from Elaine Morton all the way up to Jenny McCarthy in the buff.

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Garcelle Beauvais Topless Playboy Pictorial To Herald the Must-Have Valentine’s Day Deal

 
By Bill Swift | February 13, 2013 @ 1:18 pm
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EgoReaders: Sign Up for Playboy Plus for just $6.25/month for Valentine's Day

Garcelle-Beauvais-and-Other-Nekkid-Celebs on Playboy PlusFor the lovely ladies who peruse our pages, and for the guys out there who know they're not going to get what they want for Valentine's Day, for both of you, we have arranged with our friends at PlayboyPlus for one sickly sextacular membership discount for the V-Day holiday, for Playboy's lowest price ever, and that's a long time, just $6.25/month.

I spend more than that on sugar-free gum a month and sugar-free gum doesn't make me warm and tingly and happy all over like hundreds of thousands of pictures and videos of nekkid hot celebrities and models do. Mostly just makes me burp.

For a little taste of things to come should you join up, check out Garcelle Beauvais, an underrated sultry thespianic, in her classic topless shoot for Playboy. Hard to imagine Garcelle's husband was cheating on her during the time of this photoshoot. But, hey, men, what can you do? Am I right? Enjoy.

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Arianny Celeste Nekkid Playboy Awesomeness Might Just Explain Why Guys Want to Marry Her So Badly

 
By Bill Swift | February 7, 2013 @ 11:22 am
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Arianny-Celeste-on-Playboy-PlusWatching Arianny Celeste explain her Date Night Disaster last week on our site, with the dude who tried to propose to her on their first official date, well, it got me wondering, not only why any man would ever want to get married in the first place (I'm always keeping that at the front of the mind), but especially so to a girl he barely knew. Then I remember the one caveat to all male decisions: super hot women make us act stupid. And the hotter the woman, the more stupid we act. It's some perverse rule of nature.

For instance, how can one look upon Arianny Celeste nekkid in her stellar Playboy photoshoot and not think, 'Heck, I'd like to share a bed with that woman for the rest of my life'. I mean, my first thought was just one night, but after checking out these photos from our friends at PlayboyPlus, damn, I could be in for a lifetime. A supremely hot woman is more often than not

And since you do happen to love hot nekkid celebrities and models, be sure to get in on our faptastic 50% off Special for EgoReaders on PlayboyPlus. It's a virtual unending library of epic female skin and one of my favorite places to peruse while waiting for the dentist.

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Vida Guerra Classic Topless Posing for the Bunny, And Asstastic Lusters Everywhere

 
By Bill Swift | January 21, 2013 @ 1:11 pm
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Check-Out-Vida-Guerra-on-Playboy-PlusWe got some great response to photos of Vida Guerra and her world-class asstastic in jeans we featured last week, but we were surprised just how many of you had no idea who she was, let alone have seen her from her fully nekkid and hot booty spread in Playboy magazine a few years back. It's simply one of our favorite pictorials ever. And, for anybody who proudly calls themselves an ass-man, well, you ought be ashamed if you haven't properly perused the Cuban hottie's bottom side fully exposed.

Check out Vida Guerra all kinds of wicked hot in her birthday suit, and be sure to get in on this 50% off discount to PlayboyPlus running for Ego Readers, because it is truly one of the most stocked, if not the most stocked, hot skin-filled celebrity and model nekkid site on the web. I visit daily myself. Just for research purposes, naturally. Enjoy.

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Catarina Migliorini Nekkid With a Teddy Bear And Nothing Like a Virgin in the Brazilian Bunny

 
By Bill Swift | January 11, 2013 @ 1:16 pm
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 Catarina Migliorini Goes Nekkid for Playboy Brazil
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Wow, it seems like just yesterday (or 2012) that Brazilian virgin Catarina Migliorini was selling her ne'er touched lady plum to the highest bidder who apparently paid $750K+ to go where no man has gone before.

It all seems kind of nonsensical, that is until you see Catarina and her teddy bear in Playboy Brazil, where the supposedly no longer pure young hottie does all sorts of preening, prancing, and downright romancing her stuffed buddy in a series of sights we can only describe as unforgettable. Just epic, downright epic. Enjoy.

(Do not forget our own homegrown celebrity nekkid hotness available on PlayboyPlus, at 50% off for EgoReaders, cause we love you.)

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