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Dani Manga Naked Because Brazil Needs a Hot Conclusion And It’s My Birthday (So, More Free Playboy.TV for You!)

 

The World Cup might be over, but the party is just beginning at my place. I've invited all the crying hot girl fans of all the teams that last back to my place for crudite and a game of nude Twister. When my right hand goes to green, look for somebody to call the police. I hate when that happens.

Dani Manga is one super ridiculously fine specimen of Brazilian hot mama kind. So I'm pleased to present her backside, her frontside, and all the goodness in between from the pages of Playboy Brazil. Oh, that booty has me already planning for 2016 in Rio when the Olympic sport of ogling hot bodies on the beach in Rio will once again be in vogue.

Playboy.TV Free For One Week to Celebrate My Birthday, I Know, I Rock!

Well, today is my birthday, and while I know you forgot, I did not forget you, asking our friends at Playboy.TV to extend their 7-day free trial offer for my special day to make it your special day. Why not peruse and amuse yourself with girls like Dani Manga and equally hot playing around on Playboy.TV. I guarantee it's better than getting socks from Aunt Martha as I'm about to when I open my mailbox today. Love you, Aunt Martha, but please, send porn! Enjoy.

Scary Spice Had An Hour Lesbionic Macking Session With Luann Lee; Let’s See Luann Nekkid in Playboy!

 

80's Playmate Luann Lee claims that Melanie Brown, aka Mel B, aka Scary Spice, aka X-Factor judge hottie popped into the disabled toilet at Planet Hollywood in Vegas right after her and proceeded to get it on in the toilet for an hour. This while Melanie's husband guarded the bathroom. Nice job if you can get it. I have no idea if this really happened or not, Luann seems to have plenty of details, but I'd like to think it happened. I celebrate lesbionics in all ways possible, especially between a veteran hottie Spice Girl and a 50-year old still hot ex-Playmate.

The Playboy.TV Free Week Offer for Independence Day Continues!

Naturally, I ran to our friends at PlayboyPlus for genuine nekkid photos of Luann from her Playmate days. She was rather smoking hot. She still is a good looking lady. Enough so that Melanie Brown chased her down into a toilet stall for some scissor kissing. I would ask that next time the two Sapphic leaning ladies not use the disabled stall as that is rather rude, albeit, I think we should make exceptions for lesbionic hotties going at it. Enjoy.

Liv Tyler’s Mom Bebe Buell Nekkid in Playboy? Yeah, Let’s Do That!

 

Okay, consider this a compressed, perverted version of my favorite ever game. We just saw Liv Tyler flashing her panties in the streets of Manhattan. Why not look at her model mom Bebe Buell when she posed for the Bunny magazine back in the 70's heydays. You will certainly note that the apple does not fall far from the tree. Make that, the apples.

Easter Special in July?  Yes!  Playboy.TV for just $5.83 month with Annual Pass

Thanks to our good friends at PlayboyPlus and their special discounts for our readers and their library of nekkid model and celebrity greatness for these shots of Bebe. She really is a stunner.  Like mother like daughter, and insert some factor for Steven Tyler too I guess. He did sneak in there rather opportunely. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! AnnaLisa Santi Topless Epic Goodness for the Argentinean Bunny

 

At last, our time has come, the champagne bottles re-filled with jug wine have been opened here at the Egotastic! penthouse basement offices as we prepare to celebrate the end of another work week. A friend of mine once told me that people who celebrate the end of their work week necessarily don't like their jobs. I countered him by saying, just because I lust hard for Miranda Kerr doesn't mean I have any less naughty feelings for Candice Swanepoel. I want them both in equal and quite improper measure.

Here to help us celebrate our Friday, an Argentinean princess of her own naughty proportions. Annalisa Santi, quite popular down Argentina way, and my way of saying that I will root for whichever remaining World Cup nation's girls offer to show the most skin with a victory. I'm a sports whore. I can be bought. Annalisa could get me to root for Argentina, just by doing more of what she does here in Playboy Argentina. Hot body, wicked posing, and a whole lot of sweet yams. Thank God It's Funbags!

Elizabeth Laini Topless for the Love of Greek Soccer and the Return of the One Week Free on Playboy.TV!

 

Okay, I'm shilling Team Greece, Free Playboy.TV, and hot nekkid girls with soccer balls all in one or two paragraphs. I'm so good with all of that you wouldn't believe. As of the time of this writing, Greece is about to kick off with Japan in a second, pretty must win match in the World Cup. And to celebrate, I'm sharing pictures of the beautiful Elizabeth Laini, Playboy girl madly in love with Greek soccer and just about the best looking promoter you could ever desire.

ONE WEEK FREE TRIAL TO PLAYBOY.TV.  FREE AS IN LESS THAN NEXT TO NOTHING! 

And, naturally, a gift for you. It's going to be a long hot summer. Make it sweaty with a purpose with One Week Free Trial of Playboy.TV.  I've asked them to do this for our readers because it really is quality sextastic nekkid fun content that I want you to test out at least. You may not want it, but don't say it's not for you. It is. I know you better than your own mom, well, except for those rash issues. Enjoy.

Dad Loves Cars and Hot Topless Girls, Get Him Some; Playboy.TV 80% Off for Father’s Day Last Minute Gift Buying

 

Are you like me, a pretty horrible self-involved child who never did anything for the parents who claim on legal notices that they raised him? Well, hopefully you thanked mom rightfully so, and, now, your chance to payback dad. Do you realize how many times your old man wanted to tell you how embarrassed he was of you out there in the mix, but he just said, 'Way to go, champ' instead? That's what dad's do. They lie. And you owe them for that. So how about one last late Father's Day gift of Playboy.TV at 80% off the normal price for dear old dad.

Playboy.TV 80% Off Special for Father's Day

Here to help celebrate are Playboy hotties Elizabeth Marxs and Ali Rose. Now, you can't get them in person for dad, unless you're the most bitchin' son or daughter ever. But you can get him girls just like this doing naughty things with each other and with cars, just because that is what makes this world so awesome to spin around on. Or, forget about dad and let the Karmic winds take you away to some hell hole filled with Kardashians. I'd not take my chances on that one. Playboy.TV, 80% off, for dad, for yourself, for America (and other awesome nations).

Do You Happen to Like Hot Chicks Playing Soccer? (Err, Football, But Still Hot Chicks)

Playmates.com, the hot younger sister of Playboy Magazine is prepping for World Cup 2014 by shooting a bunch of wicked hot Playmates of the past few years playing soccer. Well, they're kind of mostly bending over and preening and toying with balls, but would you have it any other way?

I've said it once and I'll say it again, there's nothing hotter than sextastic alluring ladies in unis playing sports. Well, okay, them coming up to ask me for a rubdown after the game because I've stuffed the real team trainer in a closet and I'm pretending to be helpful is perhaps a notch hotter.

Check out the ridiculously hot Playmates slideshow for O Jogo Bonito (the beautiful game) from Playmates.com and the video below. I guarantee you will come to more fully appreciate the world's most popular sport. Enjoy.