Are you like me, a pretty horrible self-involved child who never did anything for the parents who claim on legal notices that they raised him? Well, hopefully you thanked mom rightfully so, and, now, your chance to payback dad. Do you realize how many times your old man wanted to tell you how embarrassed he was of you out there in the mix, but he just said, 'Way to go, champ' instead? That's what dad's do. They lie. And you owe them for that. So how about one last late Father's Day gift of Playboy.TV at 80% off the normal price for dear old dad.
Here to help celebrate are Playboy hotties Elizabeth Marxs and Ali Rose. Now, you can't get them in person for dad, unless you're the most bitchin' son or daughter ever. But you can get him girls just like this doing naughty things with each other and with cars, just because that is what makes this world so awesome to spin around on. Or, forget about dad and let the Karmic winds take you away to some hell hole filled with Kardashians. I'd not take my chances on that one. Playboy.TV, 80% off, for dad, for yourself, for America (and other awesome nations).