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Happy Birthday to Jenna Jameson and Hugh Hefner, Let’s Look at One of Them Nekkid

By Bill Swift | April 9, 2013 @ 12:14 pm

Jenna Jameson Sultry Nekkid Shoot for Playboy

And it's not Hef. So happy birthday to all of us by way of a slightly troubled, but ever salaciously hot, Jenna Jameson. Jenna may have run afoul of the law of late, but that doesn't take away her career body of work, let alone her body, which has been on rightful display in Playboy magazine before.

Though it may not be your birthday today, why not treat yourself to a whole hundred cents worth of good times by way of the continuing PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special. It's like unwrapping a birthday present every ten seconds or so if your click speed is about the same as mine. Enjoy.

Stephanie Seymour, World’s Warmest Mom, Nekkid to Celebrate PlayboyPlus Easter Special

By Bill Swift | March 29, 2013 @ 10:19 am

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Stephanie Seymour Classic Playboy Nekkid Photoshoot

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You know how we feel about the warm loving incestual embrace of Stephanie Seymour. And you know how we love exploring the archives of PlayboyPlus, for decades of Playboy nekkid hot content from today and yesteryear. Oh, yeah, we also love Easter (mostly the spiral cut ham).

So let's combine all three on this Good Friday with a special look at Stephanie Seymour nekkid in her original Playboy pictorial, an EASTER BUNNY SIGN UP SPECIAL from PlayboyPlus, and, well, the ham you're on your own. Unless by ham you mean hot fleshy female rump, then do the sign up thing and you'll get tons of that.

Happy Easter.

Lisa Rinna Doesn’t Regret Her Silicone Lips; Let’s Look at Her Nekkid

By Bill Swift | March 22, 2013 @ 10:37 am

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Lisa Rinna Nekkid in 2009 Playboy Photoshoot

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Wow, talk about your transitions. This native advertising era is going to be tough on yours truly. But, humor me. We take the fact that almost 50-year old veteran soap star Lisa Rinna is in the news this week for defending the silicone injections in her lips on The Today Show, and we turn it into looking at Lisa in her fully nekkid Playboy pictorial from just a few years ago when Lisa looked mighty put together for a woman in her mid-40's. Granted, some of that silicone moved from just her lips to other parts of her body, but, still, looking good. Landing strip and all.

Now, the pitch. You sign up for the PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special so I can finally get the money to buy my hairless cat, Mr. Pussy, the miniature sized cashmere sweater he's been asking for for years. It's like an all over merkin for the poor fella. And, really, one dollar for a test run of the Playboy centeral command and all its visual wonderments, you owe it to yourself before Easter to get this done. Enjoy.

Before You Even Ask… Britany Nola Topless in Her Playmate Pictorial

By Bill Swift | March 20, 2013 @ 10:12 am

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Britany Nola Goes Nekkid for a Playboy Photoshoot

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You don't just run a website for six decades without picking up a thing or two about your readers. Yes, I know your ATM passwords and that secret name you call your girl that if your friends ever found out they'd laugh at you like crazy. But, even more importantly, I know that since seeing Playboy Playmate Britany Nola in the Red Band Trailer for American Ecstasy, you've been wanting to see more of her, much more. So, let's take a look at Britany's November '12 Playmate pictorial, currently in the running for Playmate of the Year 2013. I don't think you get to vote, but you sure can relish the visuals. Enjoy.

Thanks again to our friends at Playboy Plus for providing said visuals and for continuing their web's best PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special where you can see the entirety of Britany's pictorials and videos and tons more. If you still haven't signed up for that yet, it means you truly don't love yourself. I'd look into that.

Tricia Helfer To Play First Female Texas Ranger; Let’s Look at Her Topless Goodness

By Bill Swift | March 14, 2013 @ 8:59 am

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Cannuckians rejoice. Tricia Helfer, your homeland hottie and former Cylon Number Six, has landed a big time leading role as a female Texas Ranger in the upcoming ABC show, Killer Women. We all will be seeing much more of Tricia in the near future. Though, not as much as when she posed for Playboy without many clothes on, flashing her simply amazingly sextastic body. We just had to share.

Thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus who continue their PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special for Egotastic! readers for bringing us a taste of Tricia, no pun intended. A sampling of the mighty goodies available to PlayboyPlus members. And, do remember, I'm not just a spokesperson for PlayboyPlus, I'm also quite the active member. Again, no pun intended. Enjoy.

Prepare to Fall in Lust with a Nekkid Karina Flores

By Bill Swift | March 6, 2013 @ 9:41 am

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Indulge me a bit here. I mean, c'mon, I do a lot for you all on a daily basis. So, please, do me the favor of drooling over one of my favorite Sudamericana model/actress/singer beauties, Karina Flores, who appears this month in the South of the Border edition of Playboy.

I've been madly in love with Karina Flores since first we met. And, I'm sure if you asked her about me, she'd probably say the same, or, maybe, something closer to 'Who the hell are you talking about? Oh, that creep, he's supposed to stay 250 feet away from me at all times!'. Love is so fickle. But not so my feelings toward this Brazilian hottie with the body of a Goddess, the alluring looks of a Temptress, and the self-awareness of a Girl I Can't Afford. Still, I can appreciate and/or stalk from afar.

Check out Karina Flores and see if you don't feel similar pangs. Enjoy.

(Oh, and don't forget our ongoing PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special for all of your North and South of the Border hot nekkid celebrity body needs.)

Karina Smirnoff Topless Temptations Still Not Enough to Watch Dancing with the Stars

By Bill Swift | March 5, 2013 @ 11:29 am

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Karina Smirnoff Sultry Topless Playboy Pictorial

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You know how we feel about Dancing with the Stars. Save for the occasional halfway interesting female celebrity contestant, you had better be watching this show on the down low, because if we find out, we're coming to your home to take away all your Little League trophies and kick you in what used to be your nuts.

That being said, we do get a thrill out of the hard body of DWTS dancing pro Karina Smirnoff, who we like to ogle from afar on many an occasion, but never a better occasion than when she took her clothes off for Playboy, as so many celebrities have before, and revealed her hard worked professional body in full. It's quite a thing.

And thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus for these photos and for extending their PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special. There has truly never been a better subscription deal in the history of all that is hot and nekkid online.

In summary, Dancing with the Stars -- negative. Seeing Stars nekkid on Playboy Plus -- yes, sir. Enjoy.