Pia Mia Perez

Pia Mia Perez Teen Cleavy for Charity Kickball, No Kidding

Pia Mia Perez is benefitting from being a Friend of the Jenners, being Kanye’s protege (and maybe more), and looking like the absolutely perfect teen pop star for the current music landscape. Kanye has stated he’s going to turn this seventeen year old into the next Rihanna. I tend to believe him. The look is already there. I’ve heard the music, it’s, well, it’s Rihanna in many ways. Make of that what you will.

The next natural step toward becoming the new Rihanna is obviously showing off what you got as often and everywhere as possible. Naturally, given her age, Pia can only show so much until September, but she’s doing her part already with the push up things and the low cut things and the whole, I’m mature for my years thing. None of this happens by accident. It’s all part of the program to build a teen girl audience by being the fantasy prototype. I suppose there will be many beneficiaries to Pia’s ladder climbing. Shortly after she turns eighteen in September, I quite reckon we’ll be one of those benefitting heavily. Enjoy.

Pia Mia Perez Is Too Innocent to Be a Nasty Gal, But She Still Is

For the record, Nasty Gal is an edgy online clothing store for young women. Get your mind out of the gutter (and, please, take mine out as well). Nasty Gal hired Pia Mia to model for their Coachella themed Lookbook out in the desert this year, all of which raises the very valid question, who the hell is Pia Mia Perez?

Pia is one of the new generation of teen stars made famous by singing little ditties on YouTube, and hanging around L.A, and being friends with starlets like Bella Thorne, and Twittering and Instagramming lots of innocently racy photos and then ‘LOL’ing’ all of her social media besties. It’s really and truly hard to explain. But apparently her parents wanted this for her. She wants it. And, now, she’s getting it. And, hey, it worked for Bieber, so why not a cute girl with bleached blonde ambition? Enjoy.