People’s Choice Awards

Anna Faris And Kaley Cuoco Racktastic on the Peoples Choice Awards Red Carpet

The People’s Choice Awards truly are the red headed stepchild of the Awards Season. They’re actually the teen girl texting choice awards, not that it matters, but there should be some truth in advertising. I’m a people. I don’t choose Cody Simpson for President. Nevertheless, as for any big shindig in Hollywood, the hotties do come out to be noticed. Like the sextastic swallows returning to Capistrano, this annual January tradition finds some of our bustiest and most beautiful showing off their wares on star-studded red carpets.

Last night’s event clearly highlighted the outstanding headlights of Anna Faris and Kaley Cuoco, the former of whom literally blew my socks off with her cleavetastic ensemble, while Kaley, despite butching up her style, can’t help but remind us of the first time we big banged thinking about her. The duo formed quite a pair as the highlight of the hottie evening. Really, there was no need for the actual show after that. But they run it anyhow. Because once you’ve invented a fake award show that people just assume is real and watch, you’re not going to throw that fortune in the trash. Enjoy.

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Heidi Klum, Kat Dennings, and Jessica Alba Highlight the Hotness at the 2014 People’s Choice Awards

I still have no clue who the people in the People’s Choice Awards are, but that annual show the second week in January each year pretty much kicks off the A-list award show season, which means for the next six weeks you can anticipate a ton of glamorous looking hotties all decked out in their finest expensive frocks walking up and down the red carpet discussing the truly wonderful subject of self-importance. We once had a blogger award show but everybody who showed up was scruffy and doughy and wearing ironic T-shirts and not wanting to talk to each other. Albeit, it was slightly more real than the People’s Choice Awards.

Despite the silliness of the award show concept, it does bring out the major league celebrity good-lookers, including last night, Heidi Klum, Jessica Alba, Beth Behrs, Kat Dennings, and Malin Akerman, who were my own Personal Choice Awards for best looking cleavage shows on the red carpet. Not that anybody would be slightly interested in that when they could be watching boy teens they’ve never heard of receive awards for something or other. What a night (to read about the next morning). Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Cleavage Peek Steals the People’s Choice Awards

Wow, Swifty, good show my girl.

Fresh off the heels of her latest, greatest, and most chaste boyfriend breakup with some dude I’ve never heard of though he’s in a band, Taylor Swift decided, what the heck, lets make lemonade out of lemons by dressing all grow’d up and flashing her own pair of personal fruits on the red carpet of the People’s Choice Awards last night. Now, I’m still not quite clear what the hell the People’s Choice Award are, but they hold them every year in early January, they kick off the ‘Hey, I’m Awesome’ celebrity self-fapitation award season, and by the looks of the winners, I’d say the ‘People’ in question are young teenage girls. But, deal with it, those girls run America.

And they brought us Taylor Swift looking hotter than ever before, along with Kaley Cuoco, Jennifer Aniston, Emma Watson, and Lea Michele, all decked out for the crimson strut past the photographers. Maybe next year we’ll finally take a moment to figure out what this awards show is, this year we’re just going to leer at Taylor’s ta-tas. Enjoy.

People’s Choice Awards 2012: Miley Cyrus, Julianne Hough, and Kaley Cuoco Just Some of the Decked Out Sextastic Celebs

We’re still not exactly sure what the People’s Choice Awards are, other than a big early jump for CBS to pimp hair care products out front of the Hollywood awards season and pretend it was demanded by the public at-large. I’m really not sure who votes for these things, but, by the looks of tonight’s winners, I’m going to say lots and lots of girls who run to the bathroom before the boy they’re mad crushing on in 3rd period English sees the zit on their cheek.

Nevertheless, such have-become-big events do bring out the requisite number of Tinsel Town hotties in their first real crazy expensive attire of the ‘oh, my gawd, you do love me’ season. 

Some of the noteworthy faces at tonight’s award show included Miley Cyrus, Kaley Cuoco, Julianne Hough, Demi Lovato, Vanessa Hudgens, Stana Katic, Ginnifer Goodwin, Nina Dobrev, Ashley Greene, Carrie Keegan, Lea Michele, Jennifer Lawrence, Ashley Benson, and Kristen Bell. Quite a gaggle. Enjoy.

NOTE: We’ll update the gallery throughout the evening and tomorrow morning as we sober up some and sift through our photo dump, as it were.