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Sam Cooke Proves That Sexy Celebrities Don’t Have to Be Dumb

By Jon | August 22, 2011 @ 11:09 am

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Hottie celebs can be smart too. Or vice-versa. Not all spend their waking hours rummaging through racks of fashions, or dreaming of fairytale on-camera weddings, or worrying how their new boyfriend will look to the paparazzi when shot alongside them stepping out of Katsuya. Some study biology and chemistry and are still smoking hot.

Take for instance, bio-chem major and former Page 3 Idol winner, Sam Cooke, a celebrity glamour model of the brainiest and most boobtastic proportions. The combination of chest and mind in these new (plus some classic) Page 3 topless pictures might just throw me into an endless loop of naughty nekkid science lectures from which I might never escape. But I'd be okay with that.

Listen up ladies, amazing funbags and sexy bodies are still tops, but a girl who knows the Periodic Table by heart, Mmmm. Enjoy.

HUMPDAY HUZZAH: Rhian Sugden Sexy Busty Bare and Loaded

By Jon | August 17, 2011 @ 7:34 am

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DIVE INTO WEDNESDAY WIH UNCENSORED RHIAN SUGDEN

Let's jump right into our praise of all things humpalicious; plow head first into this midweek like it's the lady nest and we've got chicks to feed; release the Wednesday kerfuffle of flesh puppies and soak in the richness of the milky goodness. Humpday Huzzah, this week, with a major chest bump to our good friend and outrageously hot hottie, Rhian Sugden, who continues to dazzle sans top in this splendid pictorial in this month's Loaded magazine where the blonde bombshell both asks and answers the age old rhetorical question, 'Do you like my titties?' with splendiferous aplomb.

So much so is our deep and unyielding affection for our three favorite things in this world, two funbags and our readers, we've added in pictures of Rhian Sugden baring her bodacious boinkers this week in Page 3, once again flashing the full topless Monty that has made her the lust of so many lives around the world. There's something about this girl that I really dig and I just can't wait to put my fingers on it. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags (TGIF): Page 3 Alum, Nikkala Stott, Soaks Up the Sun in Portugal

By Jon | August 12, 2011 @ 9:30 am

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(NOTE: Due to unforeseen circumstances, we had to swap out the original awesome sunshine pictures of Nikkala Stott with awesome indoor stripping pictures of Nikkala Stott. So, suck on that. Still so hawt.)

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Granted, I generally like a bit more weight on my TGIF bones, but for this Friday during the dog days of summer, this sextastic photoshoot from prodigal glamour model and Page 3 alum, Nikkala Stott just struck me as the perfect ode to summer Fridays, when the sun is high, the bikinis are abundant, and the topless sunbathers are just a telescopic lens away from being intimately close. Another girl who needs a sandwich, but, oh, the delicious condiments we could make together beneath the hot, midday sun. Enjoy.

Emma Frain Topless Pictures Are Two Too Awesome For Words

By Jon | July 26, 2011 @ 8:14 am

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Have I mentioned that I'm in super head-over-heels lust with British glamour model and Page 3 extraordinaire, Emma Frain? Oh, sure, I'm competing with three billion other men and about half a billion women on the same lusting football field, but I don't care, we can share, I mean, until it comes time for the making of the sexy, then, I'm going to have to ask for some privacy to keep my trade secrets. Plus, you really don't want to hear me begging.

But beg I shall, for just a glimpse of the spectacular funbags on the frontside of this fairer-sexed celebrity model which make me want to cry tears of wanton desire. Emma Frain is so incredibly hawt in this latest pictorial from her own devilish website of blessed iniquity. Emma, please, pick up your phone, yes, that one with the silly British ringtone, I can't possibly leave any more voicemail messages. Enjoy.

(For more of Emma Frain ridiculous sextastic, check out EmmaFrainOfficial.com)

Rosie Jones and Rhian Sugden Combine for Four Scoops of Awesome on Page 3

By Jon | July 14, 2011 @ 11:14 am

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ENTER TO SEE THE FANTASTIC FLESHY FOURSOME

Well, happy birthday to me. Page 3 double dipped on the double scoops of melonious love today, publishing not only the pleasure-purveying plushies of the super sexy young Rosie Jones, but also the girl I intend to spend Eternity with in Heck shopping for non-existent bras, Rhian Sugden. It's a boobtastic sandwich of impossible proportions! And I'm taking a big bite. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Fun Bags (TGIF): Rosie Jones Strips Down in Page 3

By Jon | July 8, 2011 @ 8:10 am

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CLICK TO CHECK OUT THE CHESTAL ROSIE GOODS

Hath thou survived yet another week behind the grueling walls of work? Does thy toil entitle thee to a wee bit of funbaggery? Hells to the yes.

We had such a strong response to the epically hot Rosie Jones Twitpic yesterday that it was rather fortuitous that the young glamour model sensation took to Page 3 this week for one of her sweetest undressings ever, shimmying down to expose some of the world's most beloved knockers. To look into the eyes of Rosie Jones is to, well, make a polite gesture before once again ogling her amazing rack. I don't know exactly how they pick these 'wonders of the world' list, but at some point it needs to account for these perfect mammaries on my lady. Enjoy.

Double Shot of British Boobtastic: Rhian Sugden and Rosie Jones Pose Topless for Page 3

By Jon | June 28, 2011 @ 9:38 am

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Blessed be the boys at Page 3 for putting together a duo of two of our favorite Britty celeb glam girls in Rhian Sugden and Rosie Jones for just a taste of the ta-ta-tastic for today. There's nothing like four funbags to ease the burden of an otherwise tough Tuesday. Like beautiful virtual pacifiers for the adult male (and Sapphic female) population. Enjoy.

(We got really, um, excited about Rosie Jones Page 3 shoot, so we jumped at the chance to provide our readers with even more RJ boobtastic, courtesy of a new photoshoot from the funbag fanboys at Nuts. Check it out.)