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Lacey Banghard vs. Rosie Jones in Topless Page 3 Holiday Battle

 
By Bill Swift | December 28, 2011 @ 11:53 am
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You know when we battle it out for the hottest topless Britty model on Page 3 this week, there are no losers, only winners, and some injured male paws, but the point is, it's just about having fun. So, please, limit your jousting to the fantasy variety.

The super hot, young model Rosie Jones vs. Lacey Banghard, she of the epic last name and epic boobtastic. Funbags to funbag. Enjoy.

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Battle Boobtastic: Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, Danni Wells, and Sam Cooke

 
By Bill Swift | December 8, 2011 @ 11:24 am
December Page 3 Battle
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Sam Cooke in Page 3 the Week of August 21st, 2011
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Thors-Day definitely needs some fabulous funbag competitions to keep it from turning dreary, and when we turn to funbags, we always take a peek at the latest peaks offered up from our friends at Page 3, where Britain's finest flesh puppies go for public exhibition. Rather than just review a couple skin-couplets, we decided to put together a little battle between and betwixt Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, Danni Wells, and Sam Cooke, an eighty-pronged approach to a sunnier skied workday. 

Which tremendous twosome reigns supreme in your virtual pantheon of the magnificent mammaries?

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Thank God It’s Funbags (TGIF): Rosie Jones Tries To Hold Off Topless Sam Cooke in Page 3 Battle

 
By Bill Swift | November 25, 2011 @ 11:49 am
Rosie Jones Hot and Topless on the Pages of Page 3
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If you're suffering through a serious Black Friday shopping nightmare today, then you understand our current stress level here. To be fair, we're mostly just drinking spiked and spiced cider here in the office while our six-fingered trusty assistant Gretchen runs between Walmart, Best Buy, and Target, the trifecta of hell on this most prodigious purchasing day of the year. Still, it's stressful receiving all her anxious texts. We're empathetic creatures, even if thick-skinned deviants.

Tough boob-battle here on Friday. The inimitable young hot boobtastic Rosie Jones flashing her award-winning (I mean, we've given her many awards) funbags versus the veteran Page 3 glamous model, Sam Cooke, whose melons stand behind no other at the upright farmer's market. Hmm. Using some basic Egotastic! mathematics, we know full well that the whole of the four flesh puppies is far more delightful than the merely the sum of the parts. So we'll take all four! Enjoy.

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THURSDAY THANGS: Holly Peers and Lacey Banghard Topless Page 3 Pose-Off

 
By Jon | November 17, 2011 @ 9:40 am
Holly Peers and Lacey Banghard Pose for Page 3
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By Thor's Hammer, we just had to share some double dipping, D-lights today courtesy of our boobtastic loving tabloid friends at Page 3 and the fantastic flesh puppies of the divinely hot Holly Peers and the equally sextastic and infamously named, Lacey Banghard. The two glamour models set their melon cannons on stun for this rather epic battle of tits wits. There are no losers in this battle, only gentlemen oglers who may get poked in the eye. But I doubt we'll hear any complaints. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Katy Cocktease Outtakes, Candice Swanepoel Topless, Karen Carreno Colombian Hot, Mo’ Mo’ Holly Peers MoMos, Rosie Huntington-Whitely Artsy Topless, and Jessa Hinton Bunny Nekkid

 
By Jon | September 16, 2011 @ 11:20 am
Katy Perry Outtakes from Maxim Magazine
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Oh, you wicked raunchy perverted readers, you. How we adore your dirty minds, and, more to the point, your fruit-filled contributions to the sextastic pot we call Egotastic! It's a menagerie of the mostly nekkid this week in Reader Finds, including Katy Cocktease in some newly released, of course, teasy outtakes from Maxim, Candice Swanepoel flashing her swane poles, Colombian Supermodel Karen Carreno so super hot, more delicious ripe funbags from Holly Peers, even more found topless Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Jessa Hinton

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Sam Cooke and Rhian Sugden Provide A Double Hot Topless Dip of Page 3

 
By Jon | September 13, 2011 @ 10:26 am
Sam Cooke in Page 3
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Another no-loser battle is brewing on our very favorite Page 3 this week between blonde glamour models, Sam Cooke, a delicious newcomer to our little Egotastic! world, and Rhian Sugden, for whom we have willingly emptied our paltry bank accounts since meeting almost a year ago now. Two hot blondes, four hot melons, all in the name of sunny delights. The next time somebody asks you to count your blessings, you better at least reach the number 'four' with ease. Enjoy.

(Don't forget to join us on Egotastic! Facebook where we have an unusually alluring link to the 3-D round and round the rounds look at a topless Sam Cooke.)

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Rhian Sugden Flashes the Full Sugden Schooners for Page 3

 
By Jon | August 25, 2011 @ 10:51 am
Rhian Sugden Topless for Page 3
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PEEK INSIDE TO SSEE RHIAN'S SHIPS AT SEA

It's almost chemically impossible not to share sexy photos of blonde bombshell Rhian Sugden, when her million dollar funbags are flaunted in the tabloids, most notably the recent Page 3 quickie photoshoot, featuring the hot glamour model. It's not that I have some crazy dream about orally engaging those most tasty-melons, though assuredly I do, it's that I dig her for her mind. Do you hear that, Rhian, I'm not like all the other guys, I just want to hear you talk about your day. While in the nude on a bearskin rug in my tiny apartment next to the faux fireplace, you know, if that works for you setting wise. Enjoy.

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