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Lucy Collett Puts Her Ta-Ta’s Up Against Rhian Sugden in an Epic Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | November 29, 2012 @ 10:27 am

Talk about two champions getting into the ring and you can't decide who you want to win.

Our undying lust for both competitors in today's Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic is immeasurable, at least not without a yardstick (hey!). Lucy Collett, our serious object d' lust in fine ginger curvy heavenly form going up against Rhian Sugden, the au natural blonde who makes our heart skip a beat every time we gaze upon her faptastic topless form. This is truly a battle of the titans today. Like deciding which of your children you love more.

But, in there end, there can be only one, so who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Rhian Sugden Topless Cowgirl Pictures Will Put You High in the Saddle (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | November 19, 2012 @ 9:24 am

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Rhian Sugden is a Topless Cowgirl in Page 3 BTS Photoshoot

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We have nothing but the giving of thanks this week for among other things, our blessed readers, such as 'Anthony J.' who knows just how deep and true and perverse our lust for delicious au natural blonde Rhian Sugden runs. It's deep, man, very deep. So Anthony treated us to a beautiful bodacious and all-around rodeo of Rhian topless in this behind the scenes look at her Page 3 photoshoot.

It's fun, it's teasy, it's topless, it's just about perfect. Check it out. And, enjoy.

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Kelly Hall and Her Chest o’ Plenty Throws Down Against Lacey Banghard In Our Weekly Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | November 15, 2012 @ 10:27 am

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Again we say, this world will truly be at peace when all wars are fought between supremely hot topless women whose only weapons are their glorious chest pillows and whose only motive is hot steamy boob-on-boob smooshing. We have a dream.

In the hope of someday seeing this heaven on earth, we take you to our latest Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic, the Thunderdome of Ta-Ta's, where four may enter, but only two may carry off the victor's trophy between their blessed cleavage. This week's melee of the mammaries pits underrated hottie Kelly Hall and her pert pair against former Page 3 Idol winner, Lacey Banghard and her global-award winning globes. The competition is fierce. The stakes (among other things) have been raised. But who's funbags reign supereme?

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Emily O’Hara Throws Off Her Top to Battle Poppy Rivers in This Week’s Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | November 8, 2012 @ 10:14 am

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A couple up and comer contenders to the throne, blonde feline Irish goddess Emily O'Hara takes up arms, err, lowers her arms to expose her blessed funbags to challenge not-often-seen-enough brunette delight Poppy Rivers in our weekly Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic.

Now, we have taken a vow to never judge one pair of knockers over another, but that's where you come in. Our perusers of all things perty and puerile, who shall judge today not who looks hot, as both of these ladies certain do, but who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Lucy Collett and Sam Cooke Go Red on White in the Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | November 1, 2012 @ 9:03 am

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This is like some kind of Weird Science maniacal experiment whose mere testing could lead to chain reaction of uncontrollable sextastic, redheaded bombshell Lucy Collett taking on blonde bombshell Sam Cooke in a battle of the fairest barest tops of them all in this week's Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic.

Since boobs will someday save the world, we consider these jousts to be necessary training for the inevitable titanic flesh puppy salvation, and there's no better way to train than by way of girls who are proud and full-frontal topless. Lucy and Sam, two amazing specimens of the female form, but today, only one set of knockers can be declared the winner. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Lacey Banghard and Holly Peers Go Ta-To-Ta-To-Ta-To-Ta in The Thursday Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | October 25, 2012 @ 10:37 am

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It's not everyday that two queens of the topless glamour show throw off their tops and battle in our titty-Thunderdome, where four funbags enter, but only two may leave. Throw in the fact that we're talking about two of the most bodacious brunettes on the planet and we have more than just a battle, we have a holy war.

This week's Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic pits quickly becoming legendary Lacey Banghard against our highly belusted dark haired bombshell, Holly Peers, in a matching of two of the finest pairs of knockers in the known inhabited universe. Both women, epic hot and curvy, but whose hooters reign supreme?

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Amii Grove Puts Her Brunette Boobtastic into Battle Against Blonde Bombshell Nicole Neal

By Bill Swift | October 18, 2012 @ 10:57 am

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Yep, it's that time. Lay down the plastic sheeting, no, not for the blood letting, for the... oh, nevermind.

It's time for the Thursday Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic, when we completely randomly and without much thinking pit two super hot British glamour models against each other in the Thunderdome of Ta-Ta's to see whose funbags win the blue ribbon prize for plumpness, firmness, and all-around taste (c'mon, who doesn't want to be the judge in the taste test portion of the competition?).

This week's battle pits raven-haired beauty Amii Grove and her fantastic melons against fair-haired wunderkind Nicole Neal. Two amazingly hot women that I'd kill any one of you for just for five minutes of nekkid fun time with (hey, being honest again), but who's boobs reign supreme?