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Staci Noblett Throws Down the Hot Globe Gauntlet Against Sabine Jemeljanova in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Our dear darling glamour hottie Sabine Jemeljanova sure likes she's been getting some sun of late. I suppose the life of a really good looking woman with an amazing body is slightly different than that of a blogger built in the shape of a Hostess Sno-Ball. Hence, she is thirty-seven shades darker than I. But, more importantly, can Sabine's tanned tubes stand up to the outrageously sextastic female form of Staci Noblett, a girl so hot she sounds like your favorite dish at a restaurant.

Two girls, four funbags, only one winner. You must decide. It is your sacred Ego-civic duty. Between these two fair lasses, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Staci Noblett vs. Sabine Jemeljanova

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Kym Graham Says Check Out These Bad Boys to Poppy Rivers in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

With all the unnecessary violence erupting in the world, perhaps now more than ever we ought remind ourselves that there are so many more fruitful and less destructive means of competition and battle that a civilized society can support. Sporting competitions come to mind, none perhaps more safe and sane and satisfying than a battle of amazing funbags, the love of which binds us universally as one people. Put down the swords and pick up the binoculars, this is a time for peace and and epic tubes.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic pits the deliciously delightful Kym Graham in a fete of chest against veteran Poppy Rivers. While one woman will walk away with the virtual winnings and one shall slink away in shame, there are no real losers in this matchup, only varying degrees of girls I'd let empty my bank account to go shopping for something slinky. However, your solemn duty to select the winner remains in effect, so, in your humblest of opinions, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Kym Graham and Poppy Rivers

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Courtnie Quinlan Dares Lissy Cunningham To Bare Her Chest in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Let's get ready to chest rumble. Two lovely British ladies have decided to cast their funbags in the ring this week in the ultimate contest of chest puppy glory. Courtnie Quinlan is no shy girl and she knows her rack can measure up to any woman. But relative newcomer Lissy Cunningham will have none of the prejudice going into the match, she just asks that you judge her fair and square. Well, fair and circular.

Two fine ladies have entered the Battle of the Boobtastic. It is your sacred duty to reward one perfect pair and to un-reward one slightly less perfect set. It won't be easy, but second base was never promised to anybody. So, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Courtnie Quinlan vs. Lissy Cunningham

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Nicole Neal Dareth to Chesty Challenge Mellisa Clarke in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

I love women. I love all women, with a special place in my charcoal filled heart for the sextastic celebrities I leer at all day and into the evenings. But each Thursday I do find the administrative need to make one girl shed tears of disappointment, as two stupendously sextastic women go head to head, err, chest to chest, in our weekly Battle of the Boobtastic.

This week's contest of the blessed cones pits blonde bits of gorgeous Nicole Neal against our belusted alt-brunette hottie, Mellisa Clarke, in a completely visceral challenge of who has the finer chest. As if I wouldn't shank any of you in the shower for the chance to fondle either perky pair, but, today, we must choose between the better of two goodies. The supreme teats of visual treats. Decide you must: whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Nicole Neal vs. Mellisa Clarke

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Kelly Hall Literally Holds Her Own Against India Reynolds in The Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Well, hello there, young ladies. You want to what? Take off your tops and pit your precious puppies against one another in competition of quantity, quality, and lust-inducement-ability? Fair enough, but don't take this decision lightly, Kelly Hall and India Reynolds. Because when I turn on the spotlights and open up the Thunderdome, there is no going back. You and your sweet chesty meats will be judged by a million and one men with motorboat fantasies that only end when their neck strain becomes too intense to continue.

So be it. Kelly and India, two supremely fine contestants in the Battle of the Boobtastic. But only one can take home the chintzy prize package. So, I ask you, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Sam Cooke Dares Disrobe Her DD’s To Challenge Holly Peers in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

I don't like to play favorites. I will equally aggressively beg and suck up to any hot woman I can find, without distinction for name or class or background, or even chest size for that matter. Large and super large both work fine for me. So I tell you quite earnestly that when we pit the gloriously hot Sam Cooke against veteran divine Holly Peers, in a funbag to funbag contest of goodness, I really have am happy for whomever you decide deserves to take home the $1 million Battle of the Boobtastic prize each week (minus, naturally, a $1 million service fee from Egotastic, we're still cheaper than Ticketmaster).

So, please, decide away to the most honest of your inner yearnings. Make not points for anything other than your earnest evaluation of the perty plush pears on the frontside of these two luscious ladies. Among these two fine female forms, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Sam Cooke vs. Holly Peers

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Poppy Rivers Chests Up to Staci Noblett in the Battle for Boobtastic Supremacy

 

It's time. To pit the blessed peaches of two beautiful women head to head, chest to chest, lust to lust in sweet contest we like to call Battle of the Boobtastic. The world has yet to invent a finer means for qualitatively distinguishing between two sextastic ladies with mighty fine funbags than this here little weekly contest. Though I'm quite certain scientists from around the world are working on a competitive offering.

This week's voters challenge places the beautiful Poppy Rivers in direct DD conflict with Staci Noblett, no stranger to contests of the chest puppy variety. While I would shank any one of you in the showers for five minutes alone with either of these two wicked hot ladies, only one may walk home with the trophy, the other, perhaps wishing she had stayed in laser hair removal school. Alas, the giggles and tears of life intermix on every occasion. So, I ask you, as your most important decision of the day, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Poppy Rivers vs. Staci Noblett

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