This is like watching your two best friends fight. If your two best friends happen to be wicked hottie bodacious funbagged glamour models. In which case, you’re a pretty lucky man. But who to root for is the question. Mellisa Clarke, the crazy alluring alt-brunette hottie with the yams of a goddess? Or Holly Peers who has literally restarted my heart with her heaving bosom on more than one occasion?
With the privilege of choices comes the responsibility of difficult decisions. As you must today in the Battle of the Boobtastic, choose between the chesty goodness of two completely deserving women. Between these two ladies of the deep blue allure, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Ah, yes, if i’m not mistaken it’s the precious time of the week when snatch two complete innocent glamorous models out of the produce session of their organic supermarkets and pit their chests up against one another for no particular reason save the for the betterment of the world. A little thing we like to call Battle of the Boobtastic.
Entering the strictly sextastic ballroom of the chestal goodies this week, blonde goodness Nicole Neal and her effervescent peaches proudly pitched up against the heaven’s sake betties of Kelly Hall, a brunette who holds many dark, chocolate tasting secrets in her alluring eyes and everything below. A contest for the ages for which you have but minutes to decide. Between these two outstandingly hot women, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Girls, girls, now, there’s no reason for fighting. Uncle Bill has plenty of love in his heart and other places for the both of you. I’d never dare to decide who has the finer funbags between the two of you. However, this is the daunting task placed before EgoReaders each week, the first among equals when it comes to the spectacular tubes on some of the finest ladies in the glamour modeling world. A decision I know you take rather seriously.
This week’s choice must separate the spectacular hotness of Sabine Jemeljanova from the bruntte bombshell gorgeous business of India Reynolds. Nobody said the Battle of the Boobtastic was for the faint of heart. Real tough decisions about gorgeous breasts must be made. So, in your humble opinion, between Sweet Sabine and Incredibly Hot India, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Are you kidding me? Two of my favorite girls in the entire world choosing to do battle in the cage of chesty goodness simply for my prurient viewing pleasure? Wow, talk about feeling like Caesar. It’s good to be king. Or emperor. Or Senator something or other. It’s mostly just good to have two eyes and one set of… well, you know, when peeking in on the Battle of the Boobtastic between redheaded goodie basket Lucy Collett and young future HOFer in the hotness department, Rosie Jones.
I’m almost sad that one of them must go home unhappy today. But funbag justice must be served. And you must decide, between these two titans of the topless wonderments, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Four funbags enter, only two leave. It’s the rule. It’s always been the rule. It shall forever more be the rule. Each week we line up two luscious and lovely ladies with heaven sent chest puppies to compete in the Thunderdome of the hot melons. We don’t do this for sport or sheer entertainment or even prurient passion, we do it for… no, wait, those last three were the reasons. My notes got mixed up.
This week’s Battle of the Boobtastic features two women I’d gladly shove any of you out of my car on the freeway just to be alone with. Rhian Sugden, my blonde natural betty, and Sam Cooke, whose body makes me almost want to get a real job. That’s powerful on both ends of the ring. But only one woman may walk home with the trophy made entirely of expired cheese. And you must decide. Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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That old slogan make love not war always seemed kind of silly to me. Unless you always have the option to do the first, you can get a bit grumpy which can lead to the latter. So I like to put forth, ogle funbags, not make war, as I can guarantee you an endless stream of some of the finest boobtastic this side of the known galaxy every day here on Egotastic! In fact, we have so many delicious funbags, we’re pulling the finest of our melons and pitting them against one another in a mocked up competition we like to call The Battle of the Boobtastic. Now this, and the NFL, are two kinds of brutal mano a mano I can truly get behind.
This week’s BoB pits the fierce and fiery chestal beauties of Courtnie Quinlan versus our favorite alt brunette naturally hot Mellisa Clarke. Two women, four perfect plums, but only one winner. And it’s up to you to decide. Betwixt these two visions of bare bosom perfection, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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It’s time once again to pick between two super hot women for who is the most sextastically boobtastic. It is a difficult challenge to choose between such fine specimens as these two Page 3 girls. It’s like selecting which one of your children you love more. No, it’s tougher than that because there is always one kid you love more than the other. But I feel drawn to each of these ladies equally. You can examine their ample assets to figure out which you’d prefer to motorboat. Ultimately, it’s a matter of preference and I wonder which one you will pick.
This week our two ladies are India Reynolds and Rhian Sugden going head to head in our Battle of The Boobtastic. I like to pretend that rather than just having our dear readers choose, these two lovely ladies go at each other with giant gloves on in a foxy boxing match. Maybe in a pool of Jell-O. Yeah. So, which girl do you choose to be the most Boobtastic, India or Rhian?
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