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Courtnie Quinlan Chests Up to Amii Grove In Our Weekly Topless Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Though this may be the season of Peace on Earth, there is also that Goodwill to Men bit, and what generates more good will than two fine Britty glamour models going ta-to-ta in the Thunderdome of the Chest Puppies we like to call our Page 3 weekly Battle of the Boobtastic.

In our final battle of 2012, we put the squeaky hot girl next door, Courtnie Quinlan, and her faptastic funbags up against one of our fast-becoming-favorites to ogle, Amii Grove, the girl with two 'i's that we would surely love to dot in an indecent manner. Two tremendously fine ladies without much clothes on pitting their wares against one another for the crown. Two deserving challengers, but who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Courtnie Quinlan vs. Amii Grove

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Amii Grove Is One Very Naughty Santa’s Helper to Lift Your Christmas Spirit

 

The good lads at Page 3 definitely knows how to put out the Yuletide spirit. One super hot Britty brunette like Amii Grove, one strippable Santa's helper costume, and one camera and you suddenly have yourself a delightful view of why we need a little Christmas every day of the year.

Sometimes, we struggle to find our own definition of merriment in this world, let alone peace, but most of the time, the answer is standing right in front of us. And she's typically quite topless. Enjoy.

India Reynolds and Sabine Jemeljanova Help Page 3 Ring in the Topless Yuletide

 

Everybody is getting into the holiday spirit these days, including our friends at Page 3 of the U.K. Sun where they've gathered together India Reynolds and Sabine Jemeljanova and a few other topless friends for some albeit fake Yuletide sextastic giggles. Aw, we can forgive all the concocted snow and the omnipresent Santa hats this time of year, especially when they're all part of the ruse to get some of our very favorite ladies to take their tops off for the cameras.

Hey, if making fake snow were all it took to get the hot girl you love to drop her top, you'd be in your place right now shaving ice like a mofo. Ho-ho-ho.

Rosie Jones Chests Up Against Sam Cooke in Our Weekly Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

 

In our last Battle of the Boobtastic before Christmas Day, we find the dual presence (err, presents) of our super sweet glamour model favorite, Rosie Jones, in her Page 3 topless pictorial, measuring her sweet peaches up against a very topless Sam Cooke, a blonde temptress with outstanding funbags. While all battles of the chestal variety tend to get dangerously sticky, this matchup promises to be chock full of milky goodness.

So hard to decide between two of the great DD-elights in this world, but decide you must! Who's ta-ta's reign supreme this week?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Rosie Jones vs. Sam Cooke

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Rhian Sugden and Danni Wells Wish You a Very Topless Hottie Christmas (VIDEO)

 

Do you know why so many people get depressed around the holidays? Because these people do not understand that the holidays are not about family, or giving, or merriment, or junk like that, it's all about the ridiculous bevy of Christmas-themed topless photo shoots. Case in point, Rhian Sugden and Danni Wells just playing in fake snow and flashing funbags for your yuletide pleasure and for Page 3.

This holiday season, try to narrow focus to the areas below the chin and above the waist on your favorite celebrity hotties and I think you'll find that you're no longer feeling blue (well, not in the head at least). Enjoy.

Amii Grove Chests Up Against Danielle Sharp In This Week’s Battle of the Boobtastic

 

For whatever reason, call it Kismet, call it the plentiful supply of hair bleach, we rarely see a brunette on brunette boobtastic battle in our Page 3 Thunderdome of the ta-ta's, and when you consider that this same intra dark-haired hottie kerfuffle pits the deliciously delightful Amii Grove against Britain's hottest not-really-in-school co-ed, Danielle Sharp, than you have more than just a statistical anomaly, you have a must-see topless show.

Two wicked hot brunettes with bodies forged in a factory we like to call 'Awesome', but only one set of pairs can take the crown, so who's milky wonderments reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Danielle Sharp vs. Amii Grove

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Nicole Neal Defends Her Chest Against Courtnie Quinlan in This Week’s Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

 

A couple lesser reveled glamour models take center stage in this week's Thunderdome of the extraordinary boobtastic. A not often publicized, but super hot Courtnie Quinlan pits her lovely lady chest humps up against blonde rising star Nicole Neal in what promises to be one of those breakout bouts that we all look back on someday in a Hall of Funbag Fame tribute reel.

There are no losers in the Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic, just winners, namely, you, but, ultimately the competitive arena demands a champion, one set of knockers to take home the $25 gift certificate to participating Arby's restaurants, so, we ask you on this sacred occasion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Courtnie Quinlan vs. Nicole Neal

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