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Rhian Sugden and Rosie Jones Put on a Battle of the Topless Titans in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 
By Bill Swift | February 7, 2013 @ 12:21 pm
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Wow, I couldn't think, let alone dream, of two bigger names, two better bodies, or two hotter glamour models to pit against one another in the weekly Battle of the Boobtastic than blonde bombshell au natural, Rhian Sugden, and young fun hottie, Rosie Jones. Simply two of our favorites. Sometimes friends, but, for today, mortal enemies as they match tits in the most watched cheap-ass game show in the world.

I'd hate to be the deciding vote in this epic dual. But decide you must on the superior bust. Who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Rhian Sugden vs. Rosie Jones

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India Reynolds The Pro Takes on Danielle Sharp The Student In The Battle of the Boobtastic

 
By Bill Swift | January 31, 2013 @ 10:58 am
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We love it when a plan comes together. And, by plan, we mean two hot women going chest to chest in our four times a month Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic, currently ranked by Guinness as the world's most popular ta-to-ta comparison fun game on the planet.

This week's contest of the ultimate chest puppies pits one of our most swell swelling swollen topped India Reynolds against Britain's hottest co-ed, Danielle Sharp, in a little contest of teacher vs. student, master vs. newbie, melons vs. passion fruit. I don't envy those of you who have to decide between these two ladies. There are no wrong answers, and, yet, only one pair of perties can leave the Thunderdome.

So, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: India Reynolds vs. Danielle Sharp

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Mellisa Clarke Topless Salute to Her Page 3 Idol Competition Victory!

 
By Bill Swift | January 28, 2013 @ 1:21 pm
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We could not be more pleased with the selection by U.K. Sun readers of Mellisa Clarke as the Page 3 Idol for 2013. The hot gothy brunette with the natural naughty goodness has quickly become one of our favorite leering pastimes, and this award is more than deserved.

Mellisa Clarke cuts quite a uniquely sextastic visual, now joining the vaunted ranks of past Page 3 Idol winners such as Lucy Collett, Lacey Banghard, Kelly Hall, Sam Cooke, and the goddess, Keeley Hazell. Pretty lofty hot bodied company, to say the least.

In tribute to her royal hottie highness, take a look at a poolside topless pictorial of Mellisa, and also enjoy a stroll down mammary lane with these other Page 3 Idol champions. Enjoy.

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Mellisa Clarke Makes Her Topless Debut Against Courtnie Quinlan in Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 
By Bill Swift | January 24, 2013 @ 12:53 pm
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Oh, happy days, when our gothy brunette hottie object d'lust Mellisa Clarke makes her way onto Page 3 and an entrant in this week's Battle of the Boobtastic versus another one of our relatively new favorites, Courtnie Quinlan,

Now, you may know that there is nothing more beautiful than the sight of two girls going ta-to-ta either in love or in war, we will most certainly watch both. But the chance to see two extremely gorgeous women competing in a contest of chest puppies in the Thunderdome of ta-ta's, well, I'm most definitely going to cry.

Two amazingly sextastic women baring it all for the glory of gamesmanship, but who's ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Mellisa Clarke vs. Courtnie Quinlan

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Kelly Hall Drops Tops Against Sylvia Barrie In Our Weekly Battle of the Topless Boobtastic

 
By Bill Swift | January 17, 2013 @ 9:55 am
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Kelly Hall, a cagy chest puppy veteran does not take on her competition lightly in this week's installment of the Battle of the Boobtastic. A wily veteran might drop her top, but she never lets down her guard. And quite the good idea when pitted against the funbags of Sylvia Barrie, an about time super hottie of color for Page 3 who brings nothing but goodness to this matchup.

Two stellar looking ladies for whom I'd shank any one of you in the shower for a chance to spend five minutes alone time with, but in the BOTB, only one set of melons can win the gold. So, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Kelly Hall vs. Sylvia Barrie

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Nicole Neal Pits Her Puppies Against Holly Peers In Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 
By Bill Swift | January 10, 2013 @ 12:25 pm
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If there's any one thing finer than the twin pair of goodies on the front end of some of the most beautiful women in the world, it's putting those goodies in battle against one another to smoosh and smash and flop and fluffy and determine whose happy jacks provide superior visual delight.

Yes, it's like choosing which of your children you love the most, but coming from a background where my parents told me I clearly was never in the running from that title, I'm just cynical enough to force you into your own Solomon's choice. And this week, that choice is between Page 3 stunning blonde Nicole Neal and veteran mistress of the mmmm funbags, Holly Peers.

Two delicious delightful delights, but only one set of puppies can leave with the gold medal. So, I ask you, whos ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Nicole Neal vs. Holly Peers

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Rosie Jones Wages Chest-War With Staci Noblett in the First Battle of the Boobtastic of Lucky ’13

 
By Bill Swift | January 3, 2013 @ 10:56 am
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Yes, we have officially dubbed 2013 as 'Lucky '13', the year in which we intend to be lucky enough to see more faptastic celebrity funbags than ever before. And we're already off to a roaring start, including in our first of the year Battle of the Boobtastic where Page 3 girls Rosie Jones, just one epic hottie, pits her untethered teats against another one of our deliciously desirable lasses from the Old Country, Staci Noblett.

One legendary showdown between two girls with four perfect puppies between them. But who's ta's will reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Rosie Jones vs. Staci Noblett

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