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2014 Edition of Battle of the Boobtastic Kicks Off With Rosie Jones and Kym Graham in Teatly Contest

 

Everybody talks about evolving and resolutions and all sorts of opportunity for growth and maturity with the start of a new year. Meh, I prefer the eternally juvenile. So much more fun. Like our weekly contests between the proud chests of two super fine ladies battling it out in our Thunderdome of the Tittastic. Sure, it might be a bit sophomoric, but aren't most grand things in life? I'll leave the 'read more classic literature' and 'save a forest' type promises to my more motivated and Facebook lunch picture posting friends. As for me, I continue to love boobs until the end of days.

How can one not marvel at the delicious delights of the likes of Rosie Jones and Kym Graham, and not wish that to be your eternal resolve. Four perfect melons, divided by twos, and pit in the contest of the most delicious. Now, for the first time in 2014, you must again decide the most pertinent issue of the day, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Lacey Banghard Teat Targets Nicole Neal in the Last Battle of the Boobtastic for 2013

 

Why not go out with the Battle of the Boobtastic in 2013 the same way we came in. Two epically hot women with outstanding mammaries battling each other for chestal supremacy. We call it a fight, but it's truly a love-in. Like a dad beating sense into his coming of age son. Except without the actual child abuse and no men involved at all. Just the glorious funbags this week of Lacey Banghard and gal pal Nicole Neal, both poses and ready for battle.

We'd love to award both girls with blue ribbons for melon perfection. But, alas, only one girl can take home the booby prize and you must decide who. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Mellisa Clarke and India Reynolds Go Ta to Ta in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

It's time. The weekly contest for chestal supremacy is upon us like white on rice, or hands upon some of the finest boobs in the land. Come one, come all, as two brunette hottie titans of the chestal region do battle in the only arena that counts, before thine eyes.

Alt-natural inked up doll Mellisa Clarke lays her melons on the line against cagey wicked veteran India Reynolds to see who will win the blue ribbon for tremendous teats.

One will win, one will not win so much, you must decide. Who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Emily O’Hara Challenges Rhian Sugden In a Battle of the Boobtastic for Blonde Supremacy

 

You hate to see two hot blonde girls going at it, I mean, unless going at it either means hair pulling, making out, or nekkid skateboarding. But in the Battle of the Boobtastic, there are no boundaries, only amazing funbags, and the laws of the jungle apply -- winner eats, loser gets eaten.

This week's chestal contest features Irish teats are smiling's own Emily O'Hara pitting her perfect pair against long-preening hottie Rhian Sugden and her naturally delicious and ripe peaches. It's a test of wills, not to mention hot body skills, as the two women vie for the title of this week's best chest. It is your sacred duty to render a decision. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Amii Grove Busts Out Her Chest Batons To Take on Kym Graham in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Just because this is the Season of the Giving, don't think the hot girls in our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic aren't looking to take the title of top chest from their fellow bodacious chesty contenders. These girls will fight until the last areolae is plum tuckered out to take home the trophy, or, you know, the skeevy congratulation note I send them along with my private telephone number and best time to call me if they want to catch me naked watching sports.

This week's battle features two brunette Brits going Saxon to Saxon with their best teats forward. Amii Grove and her Isis like enchantment trying to fend of the lusty likes of Kym Graham, with flowers in her hair, and honey in her.... well, flowers in her hair. Two amazing women with sweet racktastic. But who earns the top spot. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Staci Noblett Chest Thumps Sabine Jemeljanova in a Thanksgiving Edition Battle of the Boobtastic

 

There's nothing truly Thanksgiving about this particular Battle of the Boobtastic save for the large number of turkey day puns and metaphors I will likely exploit. Like talking about the hen pecking commencing between Staci Noblett and her cornucopia of chestal goodies and Sabine Jemeljanova, a girl who could make even a Pilgrim feel, well, unpuritanical.

On this day of giving thanks we feel gratefu that assaults of the virtual funbag kind result in perhaps a bit of disappointment, but never any real harm. These are the best kinds of conflicts, where even the loser can be cheered up with a few minutes of high-spirited motorboating. But, alas, even on this day of coming together, we must choose sides. One set of winners, one set of knockers that take home the boobie prize. So, in your humblest of opinions, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Nicole Neal Chestal Weigh-In Against Holly Peers in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Make love, not war. God that expression sounds so good when coming from wicked hot topless girls. Really, there's no refuting the sentiment in that situation. As we here at Egotastic! believe that most hostility in this would could be averted if every man had a fabulous pair of funbags in his hearth and home to plowshare each evening (and mornings in the shower), our consecrated battles between the chests of two fine ladies should be seen as more an act of peace, than that of conflict. And, boy, just check out this week's pieces.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features the lust-inspiring Nicole Neal and her blonde highlight delights pitted against veteran hottie Holly Peers and her perfect plumpers. Personally, I can't picture myself telling either of these girls that their glorious chests didn't match up to the competition today, which is why I hand over this awesome responsibility to you the readers. Who's got the melons with the sweetest seeds? Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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