Egotastic
Oh, happy pants, err, happy day, when two juggernauts of the jiggly parts go chest to chest in our funbag Thunderdome, a fleshy contest of size, skills, and raw lady flesh that we affectionately refer to as the weekly Battle of the Boobtastic.
In one corner, we have the inimitable Page 3 Idol winner Lacey Banghard and some sweater puppies so perfectly pert that Picasso would've painted them precisely as is were she to have modeled for him. And in the opposing corner, Rosie Jones, a young woman we've officially lusted since the day she turned 18, and those special feelings have only swelled in the past five years. I can't stand to see either woman lose. I want to pull each close to my body and whisper into their ears that everything will be just fine, even as my hands instinctively crawl over their equally delicious bottomsides.
But, competition demands a winner and a loser be named! So, I ask you, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?
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Chloe Saxon Goes Chest to Chest with Kelly Hall in the Topless Battle of the Boobtastic
This is only Chloe's second appearance in the Battle of the Boobtastic, and it's fair to say she's one to keep an eye on. All the sextastic glamour models of the BotB are ones to keep an eye or two on. Why not spend your days staring into the bare beautiful bodies of some of the world's finest women. I do it and I highly recommend it.
But all is not clover and lollipops in the land of the topless hotties. For on Thursdays, we do battle, a fierce melee betwixt the mammaries of two fine women like Chloe Saxon and Kelly Hall, featured girls in Page 3 magazine, now pitting their puppies against one another on the field of funbags. One will win, one will lose. One will jump in triumph, the other, bow their head in temporary defeat. But you must decide, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?