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Rosie Jones and Her Chest of Gold Accepts Challenge from Kym Graham in Battle of the the Boobtastic

 

Wow, talk about diving head first into the flesh-filled boobtastic wars, newcomer Kym Graham goes all in in her inaugural Battle of the Boobtastic competition, challenging none other than fan favorite Rosie Jones.

There's dipping and then there's plunging. And while we applaud Kym's bold entry, we also must let her know that only one thing matters in this Battle, well, two things, ripe, sweet, perfect funbags on the front side of a beautiful woman. No outside influences should be considered. So, as to Kym's bold challenge, did it work or was it futile. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Rosie Jones vs. Kym Graham

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Chloe Saxon Goes Chest to Chest with Kelly Hall in the Topless Battle of the Boobtastic

 

This is only Chloe's second appearance in the Battle of the Boobtastic, and it's fair to say she's one to keep an eye on. All the sextastic glamour models of the BotB are ones to keep an eye or two on. Why not spend your days staring into the bare beautiful bodies of some of the world's finest women. I do it and I highly recommend it.

But all is not clover and lollipops in the land of the topless hotties. For on Thursdays, we do battle, a fierce melee betwixt the mammaries of two fine women like Chloe Saxon and Kelly Hall, featured girls in Page 3 magazine, now pitting their puppies against one another on the field of funbags. One will win, one will lose. One will jump in triumph, the other, bow their head in temporary defeat. But you must decide, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Chloe Saxon vs. Kelly Hall

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Lacey Banghard Dareth Bareth Her Lady Bumps Against Rosie Jones in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Oh, happy pants, err, happy day, when two juggernauts of the jiggly parts go chest to chest in our funbag Thunderdome, a fleshy contest of size, skills, and raw lady flesh that we affectionately refer to as the weekly Battle of the Boobtastic.

In one corner, we have the inimitable Page 3 Idol winner Lacey Banghard and some sweater puppies so perfectly pert that Picasso would've painted them precisely as is were she to have modeled for him. And in the opposing corner, Rosie Jones, a young woman we've officially lusted since the day she turned 18, and those special feelings have only swelled in the past five years. I can't stand to see either woman lose. I want to pull each close to my body and whisper into their ears that everything will be just fine, even as my hands instinctively crawl over their equally delicious bottomsides.

But, competition demands a winner and a loser be named! So, I ask you, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Lacey Banghard vs. Rosie Jones

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Courtnie Quinlan Pits Her Puppies Against Danni Wells In an Epic Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Sometimes, I cry a little tear when I think about the fact that one supremely fine woman with one even finer body goes home a loser each Thursday following our weekly Battle of the Boobtastic. I pull out my Stars Wars original series handkerchief and dab the wet spot from my cheek as I think of slumped shoulders, or, even worse, slumped funbags, departing the Thunderdome of the Teats in dismay and defeat.

And while I'd like to say that there are no losers in a chest-to-chest matchup between two ridiculously hot Page 3 celebrity models, I'd be lying if I didn't say that to the victor goes the spoils, of attention, fame, and inner feelings of self-worth. So, let's get down to the difficult decision. In today's chesty chess match, the delicious Courtnie Quinlan vs. blonde veteran hottie Dannie Wells, I ask you, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Courtnie Quinlan vs. Danni Wells

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Holly Peers and Sam Cooke Get Funbag Fierce In This Week’s Battle of the Boobtastic

 

You can take your grey and white smoke signals all you want. Here at Egotastic!, when it's time to elect a new queen of the chest puppies, we put our two top contenders of the week into the Thunderdome of Ta-Ta's and let them duke it out for queen of the flesh hills. This is how grown men decide important matters.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features Page 3 hotness from blonde delight Sam Cooke and her opponent, the ever-ready and ever-wood inducing Holly Peers. Two supremely fine women blessed with amazing chest puppies. You'd dream of taking both home to meet your mother, but there can only be one. So, you must decide, whose early spring melons reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Sam Cooke vs. Holly Peers

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Lucy Collett Fires the Big Red Guns Against Sabine Jemeljanova in Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Wow, talk about choosing between which of your children you love the most (always a sore spot for me as my parents chose in the same humiliating order kids at school picked me for sports), two titans of the topless awesome, ginger sextastic being Lucy Collett, and brunette bombshell Sabine Jemeljanova. What is a boy labeled a simpleton by obviously errant standardized testing to do?

Well, as always, in our weekly Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic, we force you to decide. To tell one super hot girl with amazing funbags that she's simply not good enough on this day, on this field. Tough, but it must be done. So let's do it now. Who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Lucy Collett vs. Sabine Jemeljanova

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Poppy Rivers Busts Out Beachy Against Amii Grove In Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

I can't remember if the Groundhog saw his shadow or not this year, but I'm pretty sure the weather is starting to turn toward warmer climes, so why not turn our weekly Battle of the Boobtastic into a challenge of topless hot beach girls, pitting their funbags against one another 'neath the surfside sun.

This week's battle features dueling sextastic brunettes, Poppy Rivers, super underrated hottie, versus veteran Page 3 starlet, Amii Grove. Two girls with exponentially glorious chest puppies, but, in this battle of the boobtastic Thunderdome, only one can go home a winner. So, we ask once more, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Poppy Rivers vs. Amii Grove

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