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Katia Ivanova and Rhian Sugden Topless Blonde Showdown in Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | June 13, 2013 @ 11:26 am

When the platinum haired busty ladies throw down, you know the fur will fly, skin will be bared, and my heart will probably stop three to four times just on principle alone. How dare we pit two such ridiculously hot blonde ladies against one another in our Thunderdome of Fungbags. Oh, we dare. We dare.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features the delicious Page 3 model, Katia Ivanova, taking on the radiantly needing-to-be-ravaged hot body all over of our heavily belusted Rhian Sugden. It's going to get ugly by getting super hot. But only one can come out the champion. And it's up to you and your little man to decide. Who's ta-ta-'s reign supreme?

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Rosie Jones Topless Contest With Lucy Collett in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | June 6, 2013 @ 10:34 am

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Talk about your battle of the titty titans. Our highly belusted long time since barely legal lust, Rosie Jones, pits her forefronts against the mighty ginger spectaculars of Lucy Collett, a woman for whom we've hyperventilated to dangerous degrees on more than one occasion. This is like watching Batman battle Superman, if both superheroes were incredibly hot women with amazing funbags.

Still, even in a Battle of the Boobtastic superpowers, one must win and one must go home in tears. And you have been granted the power to make this determination. So, I ask you, between these two ridiculously hot melon-ripe Page 3 models, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Sabine Jemeljanova Holds Sextastic Serve Against Sam Cooke in Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | May 30, 2013 @ 9:54 am

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Oh, heavenly competition. Who could have divined such an idea, to pit two perfectly pert Page 3 glamour models and against one another in a battle of the finer bouncy parts. Well, I did one night after four Red Bulls and Vodkas without any Red Bull. Though I can hardly take credit for one of the most natural instincts of man, to see a woman and compare her to the very next woman who walks by. Hey, don't hate the player, hate the game, or something street like that.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features two adorably sextastic kittens, Sabine Jemeljanova and Sam Cooke, both veterans of the melon wars, brunette vs. blonde, facing off in a pillow fight to the finish. One will win, one will lose (though still be super hot and successful, so shed no tears). So, today, I ask you, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Kelly Hall Topless Photos Put the Holy in Holiday Sendoffs

By Bill Swift | May 24, 2013 @ 1:32 pm

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Do not go gentle into your holiday weekend, EgoReaders. There is no better day than Friday, and a Friday before a holiday weekend, well, forget about it. It's going to be off the hook as the kids who beat me up and steal my video game money like to say. Warm weather, barbecues, and bodacious bodies if you're lucky. Or, if you're Kelly Hall whose fabulous funbags we're using to send you off on your three-day bender.

Featured in a sunny spot in Page 3 magazine, Kelly Hall shows that brunettes have it every bit as good, and every bit as naughty, as their blonde glamour model counterparts. And speaking of parts, Kelly simply has some of the pertiest pairs on the planet. Certainly more than enough to inspire you to smoke some meat, as it were, this big BBQ weekend.

Have a truly debauched weekend, you've earned it, from all your friends at Egotastic!

Nicole Neal BoobBattles Amii Grove in Our Weekly Chest-Fest

By Bill Swift | May 23, 2013 @ 9:44 am

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Sometimes, I feel guilty that I compel two beautiful women into the ring to remove their tops and face off, err, chest off, against one another in a primal Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic. But, that shameful feeling quickly passes as I return to mostly just pure exhilaration at the sight of two outrageously hot women with nipples pointed at each other in attack mode. Sometimes, you've got to ease the guilt to the back.

This week's peachy contest pits hot blonde Nicole Neal against the alluring Amii Grove. Two girls for whom I'd rip out a kidney just to get five minutes alone with in a broom closet. Either. Or, both. But, no, not today. Today there can be only one. So, the question is put to you, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Mellisa Clarke Pits Her Peaches Against Holly Peers in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | May 16, 2013 @ 11:54 am

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Wow, this must be what those parents who have kids playing on opposing pro sports teams feel in those games where their offspring go head to head. Who to root for? You're going to have to turn your back on one of your favorites at some point, watch them lower the head into their hands, and still all the while take joy in the triumph of your winning progeny. Precisely why I intend to have athletically untalented children. I couldn't bear it.

But equally hard for me is a Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic between two of my absolutely all-time darlings. The alt-brunette supreme queen Mellisa Clarke, and Holly Peers, whose amazing funbags I feel like I've imagined fondling since before my balls dropped. I can not make a choice. And, luckily, I don't have to. That burden falls on you. So, as difficult as it is, I ask you, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Katia Ivanova Chests Up to Lacey Banghard in an Epic Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | May 2, 2013 @ 1:30 pm

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Wow, one of our brunette favorites against one ridiculously hot blonde who is fast climbing up our charts of happiness. This promises to be a noteworthy battle as two super sextastic glamour models put their chests to the ultimate showdown in the Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic.

In one corner, Katia Ivanova, one striking fair haired beauty if I've ever seen one, pitting her puppies against former Page 3 Idol winner Lacey Banghard. The sounds of smooshing heavenly flesh can be heard echoing through the valley. Both lovely lasses so deserving of a win, but only one can take the weekly title. In your humble opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?