I have a distinct feeling I’m not going to enjoy Oz: The Great and Powerful. Maybe it’s just the trail of negativity from a forever production that plowed through tons of potential scripts and writers and casts, determined to make a project that absolutely did not need to be made in the first place. I mean, yes, Hollywood is currently obligated to re-imagine every single family favorite book and cartoon and old movie and fairytale these days, as original ideas scare the bejesus out of their timid executive souls. Still, the original Oz was enough, Move on.
Having said that, without this new Oz, we wouldn’t have another round of Mila Kunis at premiere sightings, as we did last night in London where the deep, dark, and sultry brunette with those eyes we want to stare into as we are doing unmentionably naughty things to all pars below shone on the red carpet. Not exactly a major skin flash, but with Mila, it’s so so easy to imagine what comes next in our boudoir seduction.
Tainted by Ashton Kutcher no doubt, but still ever so damn hot. Enjoy.
