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2014 Academy Awards — Oscar Red Carpet Hotties (Updating)

So, let it begin. The 86th Academy Awards and procession of the sextastic.

We'll keep updating this as the various lovely decked out ladies of Tinsel Town exit their limos and arrive on the red carpet. But you can't be off to a better start than Ireland Baldwin and Maria Menounos.

Ah, Olivia Wilde, Emma WatsonCharlize TheronKristen Bell, Naomi Watts, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Kate Hudson, Penelope CruzAnna Kendrick, Amy Adams, Cate Blanchettand many more.

In summary: there wasn't much by the way of risque or cleavy or showy on the red carpet this year, but there's no doubt there were a dozen or more ladies of the Silver Screen who looked absolutely stunning in their million dollar get-ups. It's just like my prom night, except with hot girls who fit their dresses. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon, Maria Menounos, and Brandi Glanville Take Early Lead for Ogle-Worthy on the 2013 Academy Awards Red Carpet

Ah, finally, the 2013 Academy Awards, a.k.a., The Oscars, are finally upon us. The ceremonial end to the six week long bout of Hollywood auto-fellatio that encompasses about 30-40 events of celebrities patting celebrities on the back for being such wonderful citizens of the world. But, make no mistake about it, this is the big one, mostly because every single hot woman in Hollywood will either be at The Oscars today or attending one of the many swank after-parties. This is the single biggest day of the year in Tinsel Town.

Now, then, on to the sextastic on the Oscar Red Carpet....

We'll be updating this post through the evening, but so far, we've got MILFtastic Reese Witherspoon leading our list of 'damn!' on the Red Carpet, Brandi Glanville deserving the Attention Getter award for being a reality show housewife who somehow got an Oscar invite and made the boobtastic most of it, and Maria Menounous for simply being ridiculously hot everywhere she goes...

(This gallery will update further as more arrivals, well, arrive)

84th Annual Academy Awards Red Carpet Arrivals: Just the Hotties

The hotties are here!  The hotties are here!

Angelina Jolie, Natalie Portman, Cameron Diaz, Penelope Cruz, Stacy Keibler, and many more...

Academy Award Red Carpet Arrivals as they come in from in front of the Kodak theater. Keep checking back throughout the day as the line of Hollywood's sexiest comes down the scarlet walkway decked out to be ogle. Enjoy.