It's been another solid year of boobtastic contributions from the girls of The Only Way Is Essex, just big ole funbags in all manners of display. But perhaps no display finer than TOWIE Billie Faiers in her cleavetastic lingerie appearance in Nuts magazine.
Now, you know we love glorious funbags, we so desperately dig hot British birds, and we are abnormally large fans of lingerie, so when you mix the three together, we've got little to say but 'thank you, Santa'. Enjoy.
If you're going to launch yourself into the weekend, you're going to need something springy, loaded, and perfectly bouncy, and, today, well, like every day, we have the perfect solution. Just one massive gallery of Britain's sexiest co-ed Danielle Sharp featuring her ridiculously hot, perfect, and lust-inducing body, all outtakes from a recent Nuts magazine photoshoot. This makes us so happy.
I know what you're thinking. I don't deserve to see FIFTY picture of the smoking hot bodied Danielle Sharp. What have I done to warrant such prurient pleasure and all-over delight? Well, let me tell you something, dear Egotastic! reader, for Thank God It's Funbags, you don't need an excuse to virtually motorboat yourself into a state of bliss. Consider it less of a privilege and more of an order. From me.
Now, get to it. Because, trust me, once you start flipping through these photos, you are going to feel like you haven't felt since you were in middle school and caught the unusually young and attractive language teacher bending over to retrieve something from her car in the teacher parking lot. Yes, that good. Enjoy.
I'm not sure how this works. If parents her name their girls 'Summer' just have some blind intuition, or if the name itself just turns an otherwise ordinary baby child onto a path toward stellar female hotness, but it's s proven scientific fact that over 88% of women named Summer are, in fact, females of the wood inducing variety. If you know a girl named Summer who is not hot, you are looking at an outlier. Shrink-wrap her and put her on Ebay, mint in box, because this is the rare exception.
Take for example, Summer St. Claire, debuting on Egotastic! and currently featured in this week's Nuts magazine, all kinds of hot and topless and desirable and making-men-do-stupid-things like. Just an outstanding addition to the sextastic 'Summer' nomenclature. A little black lingerie, a whole lots of perfect boobtastic. Oh, yes, this is a prime example that makes the case. Enjoy.
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Humpday Huzzah! Rosie Jones Topless Outtakes from Fifty Shades of Grey Photoshoot (Fifty Shades of Awesome!)
While yesterday may have been the day of bountiful giving, well, don't expect any dropoff the day after, not on this Wednesday, this humpday of your already shortened, if not entirely canceled workweek, you lucky effin' bastard. No, sir-ee, when abundance in the manner of outtakes of Rosie Jones from her Fifty Shades of Grey BDSM-lite pictorial for Nuts magazine are 'neath the wrapping paper, heck, everyday becomes just like Christmas.
Oh, how we imagine Rosie, ourselves, a little bit of duct tape (it truly has a thousand and one uses), a little black lingerie, and some complete album sides of Def Leppard blaring from our iPods as we lay waste to all forms of decency, let alone basic sanitary guidelines, as we make magical sexy time for an entire weekend in our Comfort Suites Inn executive suite. But, we digress. As will you after checking out these images of Rosie Jones bound and funbagged. Just glorious. Enjoy.