Nuts magazine Posts:

India Reynolds Topless Hotness for Post Super Bowl Mammarial Monday (VIDEO)

 

Such is the power of the boobtastic, the faptastic hotties baring all to cure even the most lamented of football fans, potentially soured after yesterday's Super Bowl outcome. And if you be on the winning side, well, heck, who couldn't use more funbag induced joy on a Monday back at work?

So, let us move on directly to India Reynolds, the vastly underrated Britty brunette suprema who floats our boats by means of some of the finest buouys on the planet, featured heavily in her lingerie striptease photoshoot for our friends at Nuts magazine, made even more mammarial when we go behind the scenes of her shoot in video form. It's a heaping helping of hoochie hotness. I feel better already. Enjoy.

Beth Humphreys Topless Outtakes Help Us Give a Proper Hello to a New Member of the Family

 

We've had small mention of up and coming British glamour model Beth Humphreys before, but nothing quite like this introduction of the new brunette to the stables of lad magazine hotness, as in this blessed set of outtakes from her recent Nuts magazine pictorial.

Now, some assume that since we have looked at over hundreds of thousands of images of the world's most sextastic women baring their wares for viewing pleasure, that we might be jaded as to finding yet another DD-diamond in the rough. Oh, to the contrary, my dear friend, to the contrary. We elate with heightened pulmonary responses at the chance to feast our luring leering peepers upon a new fine female form like Beth Humphreys. As if we were an explorer planting our flags on yet another new isle, with the grin of a conqueror and the swagger of a pirate. These are the moments we cherish, especially in sharing with you (he said with a truly masculine tone). Enjoy.

Holly Peers Topless With Her Brunette Friends for Ta-Ta-Tuesday

 

Have we grown up enough as a ogling people to admit that while blondes might have more fun, brunettes can be far more naughty, as evidenced by Holly Peers, hanging out with a bunch of her friends all topless and like in her latest Nuts magazine pictorial, like we imagine hot girls to be when they're all getting kissy and pillow fighty together.

Now, on this particular Ta-Ta-Tuesday, we give a shoutout to the unspoken mysterious hotness of girls with darker hair, proud browns and ravens who you just know are up to no good in such a very good way. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones, Topless, Outtakes, Three Words That Make Us Tingle on a Ta-Ta-Tuesday

 

Oh, sweet and blessed fortune. The day we get to see Nuts magazine outtakes, the better looking sister of published photos, of our belusted young Britty hottie Rosie Jones being all kinds of boudoir ridiculously hot.

On a Tuesday, as all other days, we celebrate all that is plump and perfect, as the perty pair of funbags on the sweet body of Rosie Jones. Oh, the things we'd love to do with Rosie and a tub full of lime green Jell-O. Let's just say there'd be no parts of Rosie not stained green. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Summer St. Claire Epic Topless Outtakes for Even More Proof That Girls Named Summer Are Wicked Hot

 

As if we needed more proof, and, oh yes, on this middle of the week humpity time, we do need more proof, that girls named Summer are simply hotter than the rest of the nomenclatured female world, along come outtakes from the Nuts magazine pictorial of Summer St. Claire, one of our very favorite new glamour models, to confirm our proposition and arouse our... well, arouse our everything else.

Summer St. Claire looks ridiculously hot and bothered in her black lingerie, and when the little bits of silk and lace come off, one amazingly hot body is revealed beneath. Consider this an endless taste of summer. And speaking of tasting Summer... enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Danielle Sharp Topless Jiggling Perfection Behind the Scenes (VIDEO)

 

Let's quit jimmy jacking around already because this new year is already two days old. Let's talk funbags. Faptastic full fecund funbags. And let's examine them, hold them to the light, sense their power, and imagine how they must feel when slapped passionately against our facial region.

Let's talk British co-ed hottie Danielle Sharp dropping her bra behind the scenes of her latest Nuts magazine photoshoot. For in full-floppy jugs, will we finally find peace, both this humpday of an abbreviated work week, and for all times. Enjoy.

Xmas Toplessness Isn’t Over Until We Decide It Is! Holly Peers and Rosie Jones Take You Behind the Scenes of Their Yuletide Funbags Photoshoot

 

Outside of spiked egg nog (because eggs and booze were ever meant to be together) and watching my buddy Burt's young overseas bride go commando underneath her Santa's helper costume again this year, the very best part of Christmas are the bountiful bevy of boobtastic babes going quite topless to celebrate the season. Our friends at Nuts magazine are among the lads magazines that do such a fine job turning the birth of the Christian Savior into an excuse for epic levels of funbaggery, including this second installment of Holly Peers and Rosie Jones dropping the tops off their Yuletide costumes and riding something close to a reindeer together.

Now, some people believe that the holidays are about family and tradition and old school values, as do we. Sextastic topless sweethearts just happens to be our family tradition. Enjoy.

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