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More Lingerie Goodies from Helen Flanagan in Lace and Less

By Bill Swift | Feb 18th, 2014 @ 1:56 pm

Helen Flanagan Lingerie Photoshoot for Nuts February 21, 2014

Our friends at Nuts sure are leaking these Helen Flanagan lingerie goodies out like a clever Santa Claus. I’m assuming she shot many at one time, but different sets keep coming forward like mana dropping from heaven and I couldn’t be more pleased, well, in my shorts.

Helen Flanagan has one of the finest female forms on the face of this planet. Her contribution to the world of sextastic celebrity is still very much in its infancy, and yet, it’s already climbing to great heights. A crazy hot woman in tiny bits of lace and stockings will do that to you. Even when you expect greatness, you will still be surprised. That is why women are infinitely more awesome then men. The ability to drop jaws over and over again. Enjoy.

Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Rhian Sugden Undressed Up for the Nuts 10th Anniversary

By Bill Swift | Feb 10th, 2014 @ 2:15 pm

Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and Friends Topless in Nuts VIP January 2014

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I’m not exactly sure what the 10th anniversary present is supposed to be, but our good friends at Nuts magazine are celebrating their 10th with a gaggle of their finest glamour models flashing their topless goodness in the place of candles. I’m quite certain that’s better than silver or pewter or aluminum or whatever the less interesting 10th anniversary gift givers producer.

The likes of Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Rhian Sugden, Lucy Collett and more all celebrating the lads magazines finest faptastic funbags. Now that’s a party the way parties ought to be. No offense to the Pictionary crowd, naturally. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones and Holly Peers Topless Hottie House Party of Two

By Bill Swift | Feb 6th, 2014 @ 9:06 am

Rosie Jones and Holly Peers Topless Shoot for Nuts Magazine February 2014

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It’s hard to imagine anything more sextastic than my belusted glamourous models Rosie Jones and Holly Peers hanging out at home in their cocktail dresses, and oh so much less, having a couple drinks, and stripping playfully topless in this Nuts magazine pictorial. I am of course open to suggestions on that front, but, for now, let’s call this the top of my fantasy-provoking list.

As hot as each of these young ladies are, there’s something so very extra Sapphic and special when they couple up for an evening of half-nekkid playtime in their flat. The whole is most definitely greater than the sum of their mouth-watering parts. What happened after the lights went out is anybody’s guess, though I have written my top 50 guesses down in detail here on a piece of paper with sketched pictures of how I believe it went down. So damn hot. Enjoy.

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Helen Flanagan Lingerie Pictures Continue Their Nuts Hot Run

By Bill Swift | Feb 4th, 2014 @ 12:07 pm

Helen Flanagan Hot Lingerie Photoshoot for Nuts February 2014

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I’m not sure if Helen Flanagan took a whole mess of wicked hot lingerie photos for our friends at Nuts, or if she keeps going back every couple days in her undies for more photos. I just know I don’t want them to stop coming. She truly is a British National Treasure. And while she is still sort of mostly refusing to do anything fully frontal and memorably amazing, there is word that Helen might be gearing up for a Playboy shoot sometime this year. That might just throw me into some kind of cardiac arrhythmia. But, the good kind.

Helen Flanagan has one of our very favorite bodies on this entire planet. Lingerie is most definitely nice, but, c’mon, Helen, happiness doesn’t just run on peeks and promises, it needs wish fulfillment. I trust you’ll do your part. Stiff upper lip and all that jazz. Enjoy.

HELEN FLANAGAN KNOWS HOW TO DRESS

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Sabine Jemeljanova Plays Topless Secretary of Every Man’s (And Amber Heard’s) Dream

By Bill Swift | Jan 28th, 2014 @ 8:53 am

Sabine Jemeljanova Topless Secretary Nuts Shoot in January 2014

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Have you ever thought to yourself, boy, it sure would be nice to have a hot busty topless secretary working for me. I know I have, even when I’ve been the secretary. Sadly, I tend to keep employed the roustabouts, delinquents, and horribly failed streetwalkers that form the bulk of my moderate to moderate-light working staff. But I know it won’t hurt their feelings to hear I’d trade them all in in a heartbeat for crazy salacious Sabine Jemeljanova and her goods aplenty in the workplace.

Featured in a new photoshoot from our friends at Nuts magazine, Sabine reminds us of a time that only really ever existed in our minds, but perhaps one of the finest fantasies ever, the naughty office worker who seems to have lost her top. I wouldn’t chide Sabine for her office faux pas, just give her a gentle reminder that if she ever feels the need to unleash her beasts and give them some air, that the more proper setting would be my office with the doors closed and my Def Leppard mix tape playing softly in the background. Love Bites, Sabine, but I only nibble. Enjoy.

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Chanelle Hayes Black Lingerie Striptease for the Perfect Undressed Occasion

By Bill Swift | Jan 24th, 2014 @ 1:44 pm

Chanelle Hayes Topless In Black Lingerie For Nuts Magazine

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I have this recurring dream where someday I have a son and he gets to that age when he comes to me and asks if there’s anything more important in life than a perfectly fine pair of funbags on a gorgeous woman. Then I laugh and punch him in the shoulder. Not hard enough to be abusive, but just hard enough to let him know I don’t appreciate ignorance.

As we reach the culmination of our week, we celebrate the very essence of blissful visual exhibitions of the chesty variety. Chanelle Hayes adds to her repertoire of just such stunning wonderments with her new black lingerie topless pictorial in Nuts magazine. When I see, nay, leer for hours upon, the fineries of girls like Chanelle, I feel my world coming into balance and my chakra getting all tingly. It’s how I know we’re all going to be okay. The future looks grand. Am I exaggerating on behalf of the power of the boobtastic? I am not, my son. Thank God It’s Funbags!

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Sabine, Joey, Rosie, and Melissa Get Together for a Topless Office Party

By Bill Swift | Jan 17th, 2014 @ 12:36 pm

Rosie Jones, Sabine Jemeljanova, Melissa Debling and Joey Fisher Topless Nuts Shoot January 2014

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Oh blessed final day of the workweek, you have arrived like a cold frosty beverage on a sweaty hot day. The perfect capper to a week of pretend labor and overhyped sighs. As always, I do hope the week on Egotastic! helps you get through your daily grind with a bit of a smile and perhaps a happy tingle or two. Of course, I am helped in my efforts by the hotness likes of Joey Fisher, Melissa Debling, Rosie Jones, and Sabine Jemeljanova, who all got topless at the Nuts magazine office for some visual wonderments. It’s the office I always imagined Id work in, you know, act like I wasn’t staring as four wickedly sextastic women began to unrobe around me while my insides were melting. I’m blessed to have something not too dissimilar. Minus Rosie, Joey, Melissa, and Sabina. Alas.

On Fridays we give thanks to the beautiful bevy of boobtastic babes that grace our hearts and minds each and every day we have the opportunity to breathe and to ogle. These four ladies just make the world that much sweeter. A wonderful contribution indeed. Thank God It’s Funbags!

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