Nuts magazine Posts:

Joey Fisher Topless for a Bodacious Boobtastic How-Do-You-Do

 

According to her Mode London model card, Joey Fisher is the classic 32GG-26-36. Well, let's call that a modern era hourglass. It's certainly a body by which I'd like to tell time, and a new boobtastic form to celebrate here on Egotastic as Joey makes an introductory splash in Nuts magazine across the pond. And with buoys like those, you're going to make a splash alright.

Now, I generally do have the caveat concern about girls with boys names. It might seem cutesy at first, but when you get into the thick of things, you might find yourself flashing back to memories of a junior high school buddy or your male driving instructor with the crumbs in his mustache, and you don't want those images popping into your head during passion time. Still, with a body like Joey Fisher's, I'll presume you'll be able to keep on the straight and narrow. Say hello to Joey. And, enjoy.

Rosie Jones Topless Hotness in Honor of One Must-See Pizza Eating Contest

 

Don't you know, in addition to being young and hot and wicked bodied, Rosie Jones is also the charitable type. So she and India Reynolds and some of their other friends will be live-streaming them little hot selves devouring as much pizza as possible for charity. And, you really should watch it live on Friday.

To honor Rosie's benevolent accomplishment, we take a look at two of her other fine benevolences, outtakes from her recent Nuts magazine shoot where the bodacious brunette lends her good looks to the visually charitable cause of oglers everywhere. What a girl. Enjoy.

Danielle Sharp Topless Pictures So Incredibly Simply Sextastic

 

I think I'm just about done calling Danielle Sharp Britain's hottest co-ed. It was a cute title that stuck around for a little while, but kind of like an old dude calls his young escort date his 'niece', I'm kind of ready to dispense with the silly promotional campaign and just start referring to Danielle Sharp as one wicked young hottie.

Featured in the current edition of Nuts magazine, Danielle Sharp shows off her ridiculously sweet body, her bare boobtastic, and even though we're not calling her a co-ed any longer, she's definitely teaching us a lesson in the laws of attraction. We can only hope Danielle goes for an advanced degree. Enjoy.

Rhian Sugden Topless Pictures Shine in Outtaken Boobtastic

 

Our friends at Nuts sure do love their illuminated photo backdrops, intended to give the angelic subjects of their pictorials quite the heavenly glow. Granted, we rarely let our eyes peruses beyond the bodies of their lofty bodied celebrity glamour models, but the bright coloration does still help us find what we're looking for quickly on the page. And that visual destination is the wicked hot blonde Rhian Sugden, who literally shines in these outtakes from her recent topless shoot.

Rhian has amused, bemused, and all-around aroused us since first we met, a 40,000 hour and counting erection that we don't want to tell our doctor about, but definitely want to share with Ms. Sugden in the most clinical of terms.

Rhian Sugden doesn't just exude sextastic, she embodies it. And that's what gives her her glow. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Beth Humphreys Topless Pink Lingerie Pictures for The Midweek Mmmm

 

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Beth Humphreys is one of the new stars in our sky. She's right there next to the North Star, a Big Dipper if you will that we'd like to playfully slap with Orion's Belt, or maybe just cover in some type of fudge back in our spacious studio apartment. Just one fine new super sextastic glamour model that we can not step leering at like dirty old men. Heavy on the dirty part. Old will happen eventually.

Featured in outtakes from her shoot for Nuts magazine this past month, the nipply-pierced Humphreys displays the goods of a girl that intends to stick around for the long haul, hauling our hearts and other organs along with her on her rise to fapitation greatness.

This humpday, this doldrum-like day of the week, we find our spirits elevated with the pure visual goodness of Beth Humphreys. Huzzah!

Lucy Pinder Topless, Hot, and At Her ‘Boobiest’ Ever for Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

 

According to our good friends at Nuts magazine, this is officially the 'boobiest' photoshoot ever of the gloriously desirable Lucy Pinder.

Now, I don't speak British so well, and I really have no idea what the lads mean by 'boobiest', but it's not the kind of title you question. Man instinct tells you it's just the kind of thing you're going to have to peruse for your own self. And peruse we are, at the supremely passion inducing soft and perfectly fluffy lady parts on Lucy Pinder, a girl we have lusted since we first feasted peeps upon her.

On Tuesdays, like all other days of the week, we bow down to the best and most boobtastic of visual treats. Make no mistake about it, Lucy is a treat for two. Enjoy.

Geena Mullins Topless Teenaged Striptease Fills Our Hearts With Ta-Ta-Tuesday Happiness

 

Little piece of advice. Get to know Geena Mullins. I mean, really poke around a bit, explore, and get to know this nineteen year old glamour model from London, featured in the current edition of Nuts magazine, because she is on a one direction path to topless model stardom, and you can guess, if not experience, that direction yourself.

The young lass is merely starting out in the world of show-me-everythings and has already laid out some killer pictorials, with a body that deserves to be covered in gold, only not covered so much that we can't ogle her super fine front and backsides, some glorious globes, and an innocent look that you just know has to be hiding something very naughty. Geena has it going on. I know, because I'm looking at it right now. Enjoy.

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