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India Reynolds Topless Wonderments Put the Mmm in Mammarial Monday

By Bill Swift | May 13, 2013 @ 10:13 am

India Reynolds BTS Topless Photoshoot with NUTS

Behind the scenes shots of gloriously hot India Reynolds on a Monday morning? Yes, I'll take two servings of that please. Who says the work week has to only involve work? Or anything to do with work for that matter?

Let's be honest, you're not a slave to your boss, but you are a slave to extremely good looking bodacious bodied women. You'd kiss India Reynold's shoes if so ordered. Personally, I wouldn't wait for orders, I'd go dive in and apologize later. Hey, sexual fetish addiction (SFA) is a real disease. And India Reynolds is giving it to me very badly (or is that goodly?) this Mammarial Monday.

Bless you, India and our friends at Nuts magazine, for providing a ridiculously hot cushion landing for the return to Monday. Enjoy.

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Rosie Jones Forever Hot, Forever Topless, and Forever On Our Minds on Mammarial Monday

By Bill Swift | April 22, 2013 @ 1:28 pm

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Rosie Jones Topless Nuts Photoshoot April 2013

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Rosie Jones may not be forever young, but she is forever hot and topless it seems, a tall drink as they say for a man thirsty for the sight of blessed beautiful funbags on this Mammarial Monday start to the week.

Featured in outtakes from her latest shoot from our friends at Nuts magazine, Rosie Jones shows exactly why she has quietly dominated the glamour model boobtastic circuit for a few years now, and why any competitors to her title should surely polish their knockers up fine before even considering a challenge. In fact, I'd like to help those challengers polish up their knockers, even if defeat by Rosie stands firmly, err, softly, in their way. Enjoy.

Danielle Sharp Topless Wonderment Outtakes for Mammarial Monday

By Bill Swift | April 15, 2013 @ 10:15 am

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Danielle Sharp Topless in Black Lace Lingerie Nuts Outtakes

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Consider Danielle Sharp graduated from whatever school she was pretending to attend and straight into the masters level of hotness, courtesy of these supremely vibrant and boobtastic outtakes of Danielle from her most recent Nuts photoshoot.

As you know, outtakes are always better than published photos, and no clothes are always better than clothes, especially on a body like the one Danielle Sharp is able to bounce around with. On this Monday, a day for celebration of the fluffy udders of some of the most desirable women in the world, we could do worse than the marvelous mammaries of Danielle Sharp, but we'd have a hard time doing better. Enjoy.

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Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, and India Reynolds Topless, Frisky Friends in Fun Outtakes

By Bill Swift | April 2, 2013 @ 11:09 am

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Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and India Reynolds Topless Outtakes for Nuts March 2013

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Someday I'd like to have a party where the guest list was me, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, and India Reynolds. And, no, you can't come. Or any of my friends. Not even more female friends if I had any. Just the four of us, What's that, Rosie Jones? A game of nekkid Twister? Why yes, that would be delightful. India, right hand to yellow. Holly, left foot to green. Yes, that is a green circle. No, that's not my thumb. Oh, the fun we would have as we all tumbled together into a mass of bare flesh and Made-in-China vinyl game board.

Sadly, I was not invited to the party the three girls had with Nuts magazine and their photoshoot this past month, but we all do get to see the outtakes. Glorious glorious outtakes. Three wicked hot Britty babes with bodies that seems fashioned by the gods. All topless and twisty and... oh, no, left hand to... well, nevermind. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys Stripping Out of Lingerie to Celebrate

By Bill Swift | March 22, 2013 @ 12:32 pm

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India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys Topless in Lingerie Nuts Photoshoot

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Oh, blessed end of the week. I don't like to brag, but there's a 13.2% chance I'm getting lucky this weekend and I'm kind of excited about it. No, I don't mean that sex thing, so overrated. I'm talking about my NCAA tourney brackets, naturally. I could win money. Cash money. Enough to pay off that guy with the thick neck sitting in an old Pontiac out in front of my place since last Tuesday. I'm assuming he's not peeking in my apartment to try and catch me changing. So, yes, I am excited.

You know who else is excited? Two gorgeous hotties by the names of India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys, stripping ever so slowly and perfectly out of their lingerie tops for your shift-into-the-weekend pleasure. Quite nice of them really. And our friends at Nuts.

So, go forth and conquer this weekend. Ride 'em hard and come home wet, or something like that. Thank God It's Funbags!

Joey Fisher Topless for a Bodacious Boobtastic How-Do-You-Do

By Bill Swift | March 21, 2013 @ 9:19 am

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Joey Fisher Boobtastic Topless Nuts Photoshoot

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According to her Mode London model card, Joey Fisher is the classic 32GG-26-36. Well, let's call that a modern era hourglass. It's certainly a body by which I'd like to tell time, and a new boobtastic form to celebrate here on Egotastic as Joey makes an introductory splash in Nuts magazine across the pond. And with buoys like those, you're going to make a splash alright.

Now, I generally do have the caveat concern about girls with boys names. It might seem cutesy at first, but when you get into the thick of things, you might find yourself flashing back to memories of a junior high school buddy or your male driving instructor with the crumbs in his mustache, and you don't want those images popping into your head during passion time. Still, with a body like Joey Fisher's, I'll presume you'll be able to keep on the straight and narrow. Say hello to Joey. And, enjoy.

Rosie Jones Topless Hotness in Honor of One Must-See Pizza Eating Contest

By Bill Swift | March 13, 2013 @ 12:43 pm

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Rosie Jones Looks Stunning in Topless Nuts Photoshoot February 2013

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Don't you know, in addition to being young and hot and wicked bodied, Rosie Jones is also the charitable type. So she and India Reynolds and some of their other friends will be live-streaming them little hot selves devouring as much pizza as possible for charity. And, you really should watch it live on Friday.

To honor Rosie's benevolent accomplishment, we take a look at two of her other fine benevolences, outtakes from her recent Nuts magazine shoot where the bodacious brunette lends her good looks to the visually charitable cause of oglers everywhere. What a girl. Enjoy.