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Did Jennifer Lopez Slip Her Nip on the Oscar Stage Before Billions? (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | February 26, 2012 @ 7:58 pm

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I'll say this, the evidence in the Jennifer Lopez nipple slip controversy from tonight's Oscars is not entirely clear, but the investigation process is entirely fun.

These dolled up and decked out multi-million dollar celebrities are all sewn, stitched, and even nipple taped up the wazoo (yes, even up their wazoos), so it's hard to say what's possible tape and shadows, and what are actual wardrobe malfunctions. However, it does look a little like 'Jenny from the Block' slipped a little nip on worldwide television during this evening's 84th Academy Awards.

Check out the photo, check out the clip, you be the slipping judge. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Flashes Nipple Once More for a Terry Richardson Photoshoot

By Bill Swift | February 7, 2012 @ 11:19 am

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Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Photoshoot at the Chateau Marmont

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Here's a little Egotastic! rule: we don't call it a nipple slip after about the 15th 'accidental' nipple flash for a celebrity. Lindsay Lohan does not have wardrobe malfunctions, she just has Lindsay moments.

Sadly, word about town is that Lindsay has fallen hard off the wagon once more, being spotted at various establishments drinking and making frequent trips to the ladies room to Colombian powder her nose. We say sadly, because Lindsay used to be one of our true ginger objects d' lust, a real beauty, before the inevitable affects of two award-losing parents ultimately took their toll on her adult life.

Still, I hold onto the belief that Lindsay retains potential, and this photoshoot from famed pervy-snapper Terry Richardson at the Chateau Marmont is some testament to that lingering sextastic, which like The Force, never goes away, it just becomes harder and harder to find in oneself. Enjoy.

TERRY RICHARDSON ALSO JUST SHOT LINDSAY FOR 'LOVE' MAGAZINE

Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Photoshoot in Love Magazine

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2012 Lingerie Bowl Nipple Slips for the Two-Point Conversions

By Bill Swift | February 6, 2012 @ 9:07 am

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I must admit, I have never really gotten into the lingerie bowl of football. For one, they're not really wearing lingerie. So, there's that. I don't imagine double-guarded triple lined sports bras and heavy duty shorts with helmets and pads in my visual lexicon of 'lingerie'. Second, the hardcore girls who play the sport, well, yeah, let's just nicely leave it at 'good looking for full-contact football players'. There's not a lot there there, outside of the pretty awesome name.

But, of course, girls knocking about in sports bras, there's inevitably going to be some wardrobe malfunctions, and that's when we start paying attention.

Thanks to Egotastic! Reader 'David B.' for doing our homework for our hungover heads this morning and pointing out some of the bigger slippages o' nips in this weekends lingerie bowl. It's not always pretty, but it's always udderful. Enjoy.

Tila Tequila Nip Slips While Rollerblading (One of These Things Will Never Go Out of Style)

By Bill Swift | January 27, 2012 @ 12:05 pm

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Tila Tequila Nipple Slip While Rollerblading in Malibu

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I was pretty sure I read the obituary for rollerblading in 2002, and even at that it held on for a couple years after everybody thought it was dead. The really lone exception to the death knell for roller blading is hot chicks in hardly any clothes; throw in a wardrobe malfunction like a delightful nip slip, and you have something worth keeping alive.

Friend of Egotastic! and all-around gamer Tila Tequila hit Malibu on blades today wearing what appeared to be her bra and panties, but who can be sure these days with these crazy kids. And, don't you know, the combination of the elements and the lack of elements led to an unmistakable slippabe from Tila's noteworthy front side. Definitely worth an ogle. Enjoy.

Whitney Port Bikini Malfunction Reveals South Beach Nips

By Bill Swift | January 23, 2012 @ 8:42 am

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We haven't seen reality star and self-proclaimed fashionista Whitney Port around these parts in some time; then again, the guru to millions of 'tween girls with their parents credit cards hasn't given us much reason to highlight her merchandising body, which seems to seated in a pedicure chair about four days a week, putting Whitney in the category of Nicky Hilton, as in, super boring celebrity persona.

But not today. No, not today. Because today Whitney Port and her bikini quite nicely malfunctioned during a period of adjustment down in Miami creating a quite delicious bare nipple slip, on top of some already ogle-worthy poolside bikini pictures. And, let's be honest, as inherently uninteresting as Whitney Port may be, there's something quite interesting about that lean stacked body of hers. Something worth examining with some scientific rigor, as it were. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Nip Slip on ‘The Bachelor’, Jennifer Garner Sideboob, Monica Bellucci Nip Peeks, Uma Thurman Nekkid, and Much More…

By Bill Swift | January 20, 2012 @ 10:19 am

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Yep, it's our very favorite time of the week. Friday. The boxed wine is already on ice. The Girl Scout Cookies borrowed from that one young scout not paying careful enough attention to her supply outside the grocery store have been cracked open. And the escorts-by-the-minute are about to arrive for their most auspicious duties. But the end of week is never complete without the blessed relief of our blessed readers' finds. The uncovering of all things boobtastic and fantastic in the mediasphere of hot bodied celebrity awesome. And you never fail to deliver.

This week's funbag filled Reader Finds includes Kelly Brook in a teasy lingerie photoshoot, a nip slip caught on The Bachelor TV show, Jennifer Garner classic sideboob, Monica Bellucci hot topless artsy photoshoot, Uma Thurman nekkid on the beach, Seren Gibson flashing perhaps the worlds' finest natural pair, Lucy Pinder doing what she does best, Bar Refaeli hot and see-through, Canadian pro-wrestler Gail Kim flashing her turnbuckles, former Miss Teen USA Lyndsey Evans flashing for the Bunny, and German fashion model Micaela Schaefer exhibiting topless wonderments. Yep, it's chocked-full today.

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Natasha Giggs Flashes Her Bareola On Celebrity Big Brother

By Bill Swift | January 16, 2012 @ 11:06 am

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Natasha Giggs Celebrity Big Brother Nipslip

Oh, what a deceitful Desperate Housewives style mess this is.

Natasha Giggs is the sister-in-law of Ryan Giggs, the British soccer player slash cocksman who you may recall last year had a national censorship order on news of his rampant scoring with ladies not his wife, including not in the least, Natasha, his own brother's wife, that went on for a solid eight years. Okay, so I guess it's more Cain and Abel than Desperate Housewives.

What did all this incestual leaning adultery buy Natasha? Well, a slot on Celebrity Big Brother U.K., which reminded us once more how much better reality shows are outside of the U.S. as Natasha slipped a full fledged half-moon of her oversized mammarian circular targets on national television on this past week's eviction episode. Now, that's reality. Enjoy.

(Thanks to 'Ben M.' (BenM123 on Twitter) for the head's up on this TV wardrobe malfunction.)